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Wednesday, May 11, 2022

The rocket tank is a marvelous invention. Western powers are no-doubt kicking themselves for not having thought of it first.

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This invasion is allowing Russian tank crews to simultaneously gain cosmonaut training. Space tanks! Pootey's genius once again revealed.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2022-05-11 08:37 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Why didn't I think of that?
~ Dotard

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-05-11 09:04 AM | Reply

If there is an afterlife, do you think the tank crew was confused by the rapid transition?

One time there was a woman whose husband burst in to find her naked in bed and accused her of having an affair. She denied it. So he looked in closet...nothing there but he could smell the remnants of cigar smoke. So he looked under the bed...again nothing. But he still smelled cigar smoke. So he rushed to the window and looked behind the curtains...nothing. But he could still smell the cigar smoke. He is livid. Beyond livid. He summons immense strength through his anger..picks up the refigerator and tosses it out the window... three floors below the fridge lands on a man walking down the street and it kills him. Now the husband is so distraught he jumps out the window and kills himself. He gets to the pearly gates and St Peter is talking to another man who says he was walking down the street when a fridge fell out a window and killed him. St Peter lets him into heaven and then turns to the man andasks why he is there....the man tells him what happened and the immense guilt he felt and he wants to apologize to the first man... St Peter tells him God forgives him and lets him into heaven. St Peter then turns to the guy behind the husband and asks him why he was there and the guy responds "Beats me....I was sitting naked in a refrigerator smoking a cigar and next thing I know I am here."

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2022-05-11 02:23 PM | Reply

If there is an afterlife, do you think the tank crew was confused by the rapid transition? #3 | Posted by Nixon

Perhaps the pop top tanks help the Russians with their transition. Part of their reincarnation as a Pringle's potato crisp ("once you pop, you can't stop").

#4 | Posted by censored at 2022-05-12 01:12 PM | Reply

Makes you wonder who else thought that and maybe actually did it.

This proves mail-in ballots are a weak link.

Should we assume it didn't actually happen anywhere and if it did of course it was Republicans.

#5 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2022-05-12 04:17 PM | Reply

Wrong thread

#6 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2022-05-12 04:17 PM | Reply

200 hundred feet.

now that's a vertical.

#7 | Posted by Tor at 2022-05-12 10:43 PM | Reply

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