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Thursday, May 12, 2022

The US has passed more than one million Covid-related deaths, says the White House.

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One day it will go away like magic when it gets warm out.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2022-05-12 12:51 PM | Reply

One day it will go away like magic when it gets warm out.

#1 | POSTED BY NIXON

Poof! One day, just like that.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2022-05-12 12:55 PM | Reply

Most of the dead are Republicans.

You succeeded. No Liberal can touch you now. The dead are indeed free, free, free...

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2022-05-12 12:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Fake news.

Our former Commander-in-Tweet taught us it would never kill more than 15 people.

And as all the best MAGAts know, the other 999,985 deaths were caused by vaccinations.

#4 | Posted by anton at 2022-05-12 01:13 PM | Reply

"15 cases soon to be zero!"

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-05-12 01:13 PM | Reply

Kinda makes me wish I had taken drastic and insane steps to combat it in the first year.

At this point all I can do it pray that God will forgive us.

#6 | Posted by Tor at 2022-05-12 01:14 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"I don't take responsibility at all."
President Donald J. TRUMP, March 13, 2020.

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-05-12 01:19 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Biden says "don't shoot yourself in the head, it's bad for you."

Republican mouth breathers: oh yeah *bang* *bang* *bang*

Biden: seriously, look at those around you shooting themselves in the head and dying. Don't do it.

Mouth breathers: *bang* *bang* *bang*

Other mouth breathers: look at Biden's death toll!!!!

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2022-05-12 01:24 PM | Reply

That's what we'll be hearing soon enough.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2022-05-12 01:24 PM | Reply

Oh, it is a lot more than 1 million with hillbilly hick states undercounting all the time.

#10 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2022-05-12 01:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"There are more important things than living."
--Texas Attorney general Dan Goeb "Patrick"--

#11 | Posted by e1g1 at 2022-05-12 01:30 PM | Reply

Did Florida stop counting covid cases?

#12 | Posted by Tor at 2022-05-12 01:32 PM | Reply

Over the last decade it is estimated that anywhere between 20,000 and 51,000 annual flu related deaths occur in the United States alone... and people very rarely die of the common cold.

SO... MB is is right again, Covid is just like getting a cold!

#13 | Posted by Corky at 2022-05-12 01:45 PM | Reply

Pretty sure using math and counting is illegal (or at least frowned upon) in Florida.

#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-05-12 01:46 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

It's just a liberal hoax. It'll go away after the election.

Except for my niece's in-laws, who both died from COVID. And my ex father in law. And an aunt. And other relatives or friends of people I know. Many may have died anyway even if we'd taken reasonable precautions right away. But we'll never know.

#15 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-05-12 01:53 PM | Reply

The TrumpVirus claims it 1 millionth American life.

But. Conservatives are okay with that.

Matter of fact, they were tripping over each other at herd immunity festivals, and biker rallies just to get a taste of the TrumpVirus.

Tastes like death. Enjoy.

#16 | Posted by ClownShack at 2022-05-12 02:00 PM | Reply

More people die from the flu LOL

#17 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-05-12 02:02 PM | Reply

Q: How any actually died from COVID as opposed to those died for other reasons but also had COVID?

#18 | Posted by MSgt at 2022-05-12 02:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#18

Enough to make you a Trumper?

#19 | Posted by Corky at 2022-05-12 02:54 PM | Reply

Q: How any actually died from COVID as opposed to those died for other reasons but also had COVID?

#18 | POSTED BY MSGT

DuuhhhHHHh ThE DoCtORs LiEEEDD!!! cUz ThEy DiZnT lIKe TrUmP!!!

#20 | Posted by jpw at 2022-05-12 02:54 PM | Reply

Thank you "my body, my choice!" anti-vaxx/anti-mask morons.

#21 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2022-05-12 02:58 PM | Reply

This is astonishing. To put it another way, 1 out of every 330 Americans is dead from Covid.

It didn't have to be like this.

#22 | Posted by JOE at 2022-05-12 03:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Q: How any actually died from COVID ... "

Q: do you really really care?

A: Not likely.

#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-05-12 03:26 PM | Reply

#18 | POSTED BY MSGT

We're well aware you're a mouth-breathing idiot, no need to prove it daily.

#24 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-05-12 03:28 PM | Reply

An acquaintance's third cousin died from covid while crashing his motorcycle into a crossing herd of cattle. Just tragic.

#25 | Posted by LEGALLYDORKY at 2022-05-12 03:42 PM | Reply

Just tragic.

#25 | POSTED BY LEGALLYDORKY

But he won't vote for Trump again so....Silver lining.

#26 | Posted by Zed at 2022-05-12 03:49 PM | Reply

#25 | POSTED BY LEGALLYDORKY

How many steaks and hamburgers were lost?

#27 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-05-12 03:51 PM | Reply

Republicans are so ------- so stupid. It is impossible to seriously respond to the utter -------- they believe and spew about the Covid pandemic. How did America become so stupid and so gullible? Or have we always been that way? If common sense and decency is to survive, we need to treat Republicans the way 18th and 19th century Americans treated the Indians.

#28 | Posted by moder8 at 2022-05-12 03:54 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

An acquaintance's third cousin died from covid while crashing his motorcycle into a crossing herd of cattle. Just tragic.

#25 | POSTED BY LEGALLYDORKY AT 2022-05-12 03:42 PM | FLAG:

That is really sad. My son's fifth grade friend knows a cousin who saw a kid collapse from Covid and flu and it was certainly Covid according to his friend's cousin.

#29 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-05-12 03:57 PM | Reply

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down"

#30 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2022-05-12 03:57 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#28 | POSTED BY MODER8

Smallpox blankets? We know they're anti-vax.

#31 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-05-12 04:07 PM | Reply

I was thinking Wounded Knee their asses. And then stick the rest on reservations in the middle of nowhere.

#32 | Posted by moder8 at 2022-05-12 04:09 PM | Reply

DuuhhhHHHh ThE DoCtORs LiEEEDD!!! cUz ThEy DiZnT lIKe TrUmP!!!

#20 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2022-05-12 02:54 PM | FLAG:
(CHOOSE)

Biden promised us that he would stop this virus and even though he took office with a warpspeed vaccination, still more people have died since he took office - Matter of fact lets look at the states that are struggling with covid the most at the moment...

Axios: Covid on the rise again.

www.axios.com

#33 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2022-05-12 04:11 PM | Reply

BuT ThEyRe NoT aS sIcK

#34 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2022-05-12 04:12 PM | Reply

Thanks lfthndedturd for being the turd who went there.

Biden tried mandates and was fought tooth and nail.

He tried persuasion but was mocked.

When you have people so stupid they'd rather die from a preventable disease than listen to a Democrat there isn't much that can be done.

Certainly not the fault of anyone but the idiots dying.

Your party built that, numbnuts. Can't lay that at Biden's feet.

#35 | Posted by jpw at 2022-05-12 04:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

in the middle of nowhere.

#32 | POSTED BY MODER8

Texas and Oklahoma? I'm in. I can line up about 20 horses and tack.

#36 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-05-12 04:17 PM | Reply

Certainly not the fault of anyone but the idiots dying.
Your party built that, numbnuts. Can't lay that at Biden's feet.

#35 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2022-05-12 04:17 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

"Can't lay that at Biden's feet."

Of course not. How dare you blame someone incompetent. It's not his fault.

BTW - It's the extreme blue states getting hit the hardest. Not the know nothings in the South. Christ, would you look at all that purple.

#37 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2022-05-12 04:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"BTW - It's the extreme blue states getting hit the hardest."

Did you travel forwards in time from 2020 with this news?

#38 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-05-12 04:35 PM | Reply

"reported"

As some fat ------ once said, if you don't count the cases you don't see more cases.

#39 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-05-12 04:43 PM | Reply

If only Wisgod were here for a witty reply..

#40 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2022-05-12 04:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Of course not. How dare you blame someone incompetent. It's not his fault.

People choosing to get sick and die isn't due to someone else's incompetence.

---- you're such an abysmally stupid idiot.

#41 | Posted by jpw at 2022-05-12 04:56 PM | Reply

"How dare you blame someone incompetent."

Too bad. We ARE blaming someone who was definitely incompetent. Not just incompetent but criminally incompetent and criminally negligent. He Who Shall Not Be Named.

And it's a good bet that you and your fellow insurrectionists are still so very proud of him and his deadly accomplishment.

No need for that civil war you maggots seem to crave.

You've already helped kill more Americans with Covid than what died in the civil war.

#42 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-05-12 07:06 PM | Reply

The trunt is SO proud...

#43 | Posted by contrecoup at 2022-05-12 11:23 PM | Reply

Biden promised us that he would stop this virus
#33 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

Biden was foolhardy when he said that.

He believed Republicans would be willing to get vaccinated and work together for the good of the entire nation.

He didn't take into consideration that Trumpers are willing to die in order to spite him.

#44 | Posted by ClownShack at 2022-05-13 02:54 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Biden, like so many other politicians, made a promise that he had no ability to keep.

Anyone who voted for Biden solely on his promise to end Covid was ------- dumb.

#45 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-05-13 02:57 AM | Reply

Neighborhood Watch is on to Clownshart. Their goats are in protective pens guarded by Honey Badgers.

#46 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-05-13 03:06 AM | Reply

Anyone who voted for Biden solely on his promise to end Covid was ------- dumb.

Does that person even exist, or are you just inventing stupid people in your mind to feel better about your own room temperature IQ?

#47 | Posted by JOE at 2022-05-13 04:20 AM | Reply

Does that person even exist,

Pretty sure 81+ million people voted for Biden to make sure Trump didn't get a second term.

Don't know if anyone cared what his policies were.

Just not being Trump was enough for the majority of voters.

#48 | Posted by ClownShack at 2022-05-13 04:27 AM | Reply

Anyone who voted for Biden solely on his promise to end Covid was ------- dumb.

#45 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Anyone who thinks anyone voted for Biden solely on his promise to end Covid is a ------- dumb Trumper.

FTFY

#49 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-05-13 11:06 AM | Reply

Their goats are in protective pens guarded by Honey Badgers.

#46 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

The Honey Badger signed with New Orleans. The GOAT is in Tampa Bay for another year. So we'll get to see them play twice.

#50 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-05-13 02:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Meanwhile Ballwasher continues to wash balls. Little tiny balls.

#51 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-05-13 04:54 PM | Reply

#49

Nobody voted FOR the mumbling vegetable. They knew Joementia was an old geezer spiraling into dementia, but he wasn't Trump.

#52 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-13 11:35 PM | Reply

" Nobody voted FOR the mumbling vegetable."

Nonsense. Tens of millions voted for Trump.

Tell me: why haven't you taken me up on a contribution to the charity of your choice if you can diagram Trump's answer to Sean Hannity about his goals for a second term?

Trump too much of a mumbling vegetable?

#53 | Posted by Danforth at 2022-05-13 11:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

They knew Joementia was an old geezer spiraling into dementia, but he wasn't Trump.

You sound like a scorned Trumper.

#54 | Posted by ClownShack at 2022-05-13 11:50 PM | Reply

#54

He can drop dead as far as I'm concerned, but you must have already known that clown.

Anti Joementia doesn't equate to pro Trump.

#55 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-14 12:02 AM | Reply

#53

Yes, he's an ancient mumbling vegetable like Joementia. How he could be elected again is beyond me. He'd be 78 upon inauguration. Only blithering idiots would vote for somebody that old.

#56 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-14 12:06 AM | Reply

I'm in favor of passing a law which states Presidential candidates can't be over 62 years of age to be eligible for first term.

That way if they win the reelection, they'll be out of office by the age of 70.

Also. 70 should be the cut off for all government positions.

Get your old as* out of the way and let new ideas blossom.

#57 | Posted by ClownShack at 2022-05-14 12:11 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Yes, he's an ancient mumbling vegetable like Joementia"

Except I can diagram Biden's sentences. You can't say the same for Trump.

#58 | Posted by Danforth at 2022-05-14 12:11 AM | Reply

" Anti Joementia doesn't equate to pro Trump."

True. But not in this case. You're as pro-Trump as they come.

#59 | Posted by Danforth at 2022-05-14 12:12 AM | Reply

#57

I'm 100% with you, clown.

#60 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-14 12:16 AM | Reply

#59

You're talking out your a**, as usual

#61 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-14 12:17 AM | Reply

"You're talking out your a**, as usual"

What?!? You can actually post without using the word "Joementia"???

I just lost a bet.

#62 | Posted by Danforth at 2022-05-14 12:26 AM | Reply

#62

Sorry you're that stupid.

#63 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-14 12:32 AM | Reply

"Sorry you're that stupid."

Another Dunning-Kruger subject heard from.

#64 | Posted by Danforth at 2022-05-14 12:34 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Nice try, moron. You're the idiot that made the bet, unless you were lying.

#65 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-14 12:39 AM | Reply

"You're the idiot that made the bet"

What a riot.

Look at your home page. Search "Joementia".

I rest my case.

#66 | Posted by Danforth at 2022-05-14 12:59 AM | Reply

#66

Look at my last twenty posts. You keep digging your idiocy hole deeper.

#67 | Posted by willowby at 2022-05-14 01:14 AM | Reply

" Look at my last twenty posts."

At least six with "Joementia ", and not much else.

#68 | Posted by Danforth at 2022-05-14 01:28 AM | Reply

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