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Maybe it's simply because Prohibition is now nearly one century into our rearview, but mainstream brands seem to be more willing to embrace alcohol in recent years.
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#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-06-14 03:58 PM | Reply
We already got that weak shht in Arizona.
#2 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2022-06-14 04:29 PM | Reply
Black Jack and Coke?
That's a sacrilege!
#3 | Posted by Twinpac at 2022-06-14 06:11 PM | Reply
Redneck, hillbilly, manure.
A step above vodka and diet Pepsi, I reckon...
#4 | Posted by Angrydad at 2022-06-14 07:00 PM | Reply
vodka and diet Pepsi
Please tell me that is not a thing.
#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2022-06-14 07:05 PM | Reply
I know a MD his drink is Captian Morgan and Diet Coke
#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-06-14 07:06 PM | Reply
I drink rum and diet coke. I'm not sure what Captain Morgan is, but it's not rum.
#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2022-06-14 07:17 PM | Reply
I was never a fan of Jack Daniels and Coke, preferring Rum and Coke, but I don't drink the spiced Rum, I prefer Bacardi Gold. BTW, if you're ever in San Juan, Porto Rico, stop by for a tour of the Bacardi distillery. It's worth the time and effort.
OCU
#8 | Posted by OCUser at 2022-06-14 07:21 PM | Reply
I was never a fan of Jack Daniels period. Even less so after someone at a friend's wedding invited me to drink bottoms-up a full glass of what thought was beer. It wasn't.
#9 | Posted by sentinel at 2022-06-14 08:00 PM | Reply
#8 | POSTED BY OCUSER
It's a Cuba Libre, for chrissakes. And you need Mexican coke for this to work.
#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-06-14 08:27 PM | Reply
Some call it the "JPW", but he doesn't drink Coke.
#11 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2022-06-14 11:54 PM | Reply
JPW simply shotguns vodka. His drunkenness certainly explains his adolescent understanding of how the world operates.
#12 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-06-15 12:01 AM | Reply
When I moved to Nashville in '86 anyone could drive drinking a beer ... as long as it was in a paper sack. Too funny!
I guess it was for safety in case foam spouted or spill a little it lessened the chances of an accident because any serious beer drinker would swerve to save a beer. That was so funny.
#13 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2022-06-15 02:36 AM | Reply
Jack in the can..lib drink.
#14 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2022-06-15 07:33 AM | Reply
Ohh! Carcinogens and corn syrup! Yum!
#15 | Posted by Brennnn at 2022-06-15 10:19 AM | Reply
blech... nope that's more a republicl0wn drink...if you can't dye it blue, stick an orange slice in it and an umbrella on it... it's pure cl0wn juice...
Exhibit A
Rudy Guiliani
#16 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2022-06-15 10:46 AM | Reply
At one time in Texas, you could buy your pick-up trucks with a built-in cooler where the center console used to be, to keep your beer cold. As long as you didn't throw the empty cans out of the window, you were probably safe.
#17 | Posted by OCUser at 2022-06-15 10:51 AM | Reply
#14 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE AT 2022-06-15 07:33 AM | FLAG: DRINKS FRESCA AND GIN
#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-06-15 12:53 PM | Reply
I do like Jack and Coke. Also; Absolut Citron w/ tonic and a lemon, tequila reposada w/ grapefruit juice and a splash of orange liqueur, or a well made mojito.
But something tells me this canned ---- isn't going to cut it
#19 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-06-15 10:16 PM | Reply
Gimme a Jack and Ginger
#20 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2022-06-16 09:27 AM | Reply
They say the alcohol is a crutch. Well, if that's the case, Jack Daniel's is a wheel chair. The only person that can understand what a Jack Daniel's drinker is saying is another Jack Daniel's drinker.
#21 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2022-06-16 10:56 AM | Reply
This is probably apocryphal, but when I toured the Macallan distillery the tour guide told a story about a good ol' boy from Louisiana. He was at the part of the tour where we're tasting and the guide said "There's really no wrong way to drink Scotch. Neat, with a little water, even on the rocks" Bubba pipes up "I like it with Mountain Dew!"
We all cracked up.
#22 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-06-16 11:30 AM | Reply
#22 | POSTED BY LEGALLYYOURDEAD
That is funny
Was that part of the Malt Whisky Trail? I understand that's one of the definitive things to do on a trip to Scotland. I'm hoping to get there in the next couple years.
#23 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-06-16 12:22 PM | Reply
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