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Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Residents of the West Texas city of Odessa woke up Tuesday morning without water, following a water main burst late Monday night that may not be fixed for two days, one week into a heat wave that has kept temperatures in the 100s throughout Texas and the Southwest.



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Has Ted Scuz fled to Cancun yet?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2022-06-14 11:44 PM | Reply

...Forget about it, Jake, it's Toon Town...ahem, I mean Texas...same thing.

#2 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2022-06-15 08:55 AM | Reply

There's a grid for water?

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-06-15 09:37 AM | Reply

Has Ted Scuz fled to Cancun yet?


Erm noooooo. This time of year he visits cousins in Toronto.

#4 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2022-06-15 09:54 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Conservative wonderland!

#5 | Posted by qcp at 2022-06-15 10:18 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

BTW the heat wave is an international problem because it is a widespread global occurrence and not just happening here in the USofA.

I felt the need to say that because Texicl0wns often see themselves as the center of the universe.

Oh and on a serious note... tell me why Texas is soooooooo much better than CA? At least CA has a "northern" section and some high elevations.

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2022-06-15 11:15 AM | Reply

No, Cruz will be going up to Yellowknife to watch the Aurora Borealis, in Canada....

that's where Cuban Canadians go for relaxation......

#7 | Posted by saginawmi at 2022-06-15 11:47 AM | Reply

I didn't think 99 was notably hot for Texas.

As long as the oil pumps keep running, that's what really matters. People are replaceable, oil is not.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-06-15 11:52 AM | Reply

There ain't no where to escape in the Permian Basin when it gets hot and you got no water!

#9 | Posted by YAV at 2022-06-15 12:00 PM | Reply

Yellowknife to watch the Aurora Borealis, in Canada....
that's where Cuban Canadians go for relaxation......


Ya know.... Having spent a summer or two in said place...

I can see Crudz go to Yellowknife to see Aurora Borealis this time of year.

It fits in very well with the rest of his stupid.

#10 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2022-06-15 01:11 PM | Reply

Maybe they can shoot their way out of it.

#11 | Posted by Jaspar at 2022-06-15 01:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

what could possibly go wrong?

lol...funny stuff Jaspar...

#12 | Posted by earthmuse at 2022-06-15 03:19 PM | Reply

Texas is a good thing. It reminds the rest of the country what will happen to them if the Republicans ever get back in power.

#13 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2022-06-15 03:38 PM | Reply

water main breaks are common, get over it

#14 | Posted by Maverick at 2022-06-15 06:51 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I have never suffered from one.
How many time you been without water?

#15 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2022-06-15 08:28 PM | Reply

Y'ain't ne'er been under a burl order?

#16 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-06-15 08:31 PM | Reply

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