Boebert:Americans Will Eat Dogs If Assault Weapons Banned

Monday, August 01, 2022

Rep.Lauren Boebert (R-CO) believes an assault weapons ban in the US will cause people to eat dogs. In an interview with Newsmax's Sebastian Gorka, Boebert spoke about how she challenged Democratic politician Beto O'Rourke after he hinted that assault-style weapons should be outlawed. "If the citizenry in America is disarmed, then we are no longer citizens," she said in a video before the conversation took a turn for the doggone strange. "We are subjects. You know, here in America, we have gourmet treats for puppies. We have these amazing groomers for dogs. In Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms," Boebert said.

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Congratulations, GQPers. You've put The Onion out of business.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-08-01 03:23 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

@#1 ... Congratulations, GQPers. You've put The Onion out of business.

Not yet, but they are really trying hard to do so.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2022-08-01 03:28 PM | Reply

"In Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms"

RED ALERT

She found Obama's Long Form Venezuelan Birth Certificate.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-08-01 03:40 PM | Reply | Funny: 3 | Newsworthy 1

Guns or no guns they definitely won't be eating anything at her restaurant.

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2022-08-01 03:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Attention Whore: Feeeed meeee.
People Who Miss Trump: Okay.

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2022-08-01 04:12 PM | Reply

Sebastian Gorka and Lauren Boebert, two people qualified for nothing in particular, yammering about their conjoined lunacies, a couple of geeks commenting on the merits of a rat.

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-08-01 04:15 PM | Reply

If you have a GED you're not suitable to be part of the modern congress.

#7 | Posted by Tor at 2022-08-01 04:17 PM | Reply

Boebert's husband has already eaten plenty of dog.

#8 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2022-08-01 06:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Wtf is she talking about?

#9 | Posted by fresno500 at 2022-08-01 06:20 PM | Reply

Remember the assault weapons ban in the 90's/early 2000's. McDonald's replaced the Big Mac with the McDog and Burger King was the Home of the Rover. Arby's...well Arby's didn't change anything but Americans everywhere were eating dogs. It totally happened so there's no need for anyone to fact check it.

#10 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2022-08-01 08:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"I'm gonna eat a Dog in front of a family of small children if Libs deny my God given write{sic} to to be able to kill everyone in that family in more than 3 seconds." Donald Trump Jr *1.

*1,} Cokefest Jan 1, 2020 - Dec31 2022 {Private event}

#11 | Posted by Scotty at 2022-08-01 08:46 PM | Reply

Venezuela banned all guns...but according to Conservatives, Venezuela was a communist dictatorship before that.

Australia banned certain assault rifles. Are they suffering and being forced to eat dogs in Australia?

Damn... Conservatives really are dumb.

By the way...there are more privately held guns in Venezuela now than before the ban... So...

#12 | Posted by Sycophant at 2022-08-02 10:23 AM | Reply

I can't believe anyone would actually vote for this waste of space.

#13 | Posted by jpw at 2022-08-02 11:18 AM | Reply

"If the citizenry in America is disarmed, then we are no longer citizens," she said in a video before the conversation took a turn for the doggone strange. "We are subjects. You know, here in America, we have gourmet treats for puppies. We have these amazing groomers for dogs. In Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms," Boebert said.

Logic just committed suicide.

Congrats GQP....this is the public face of your stupid party.

#14 | Posted by Nixon at 2022-08-02 11:41 AM | Reply

I can't believe anyone would actually vote for this waste of space.

#13 | Posted by jpw at 2022-08-02 11:18 AM | Reply | Flag

She's a Mavrick.

You can thank McCain for starting this stupid parade with Palin.

She showed the truly stupid you can government.

Sporkfoot, Gaetz, CTE Walker, Gosar, Kari Lake, Oz are all hopping on the MAGAtard train thanks to her.

#15 | Posted by Nixon at 2022-08-02 11:44 AM | Reply

Headline is seriously lacking context. Par for the course with Reinhegetsbot.

Nevertheless she's kind of clownish. I'm going to go out on limb and speculate she was better at being a call girl than she is a congresswoman.

#16 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-08-02 12:20 PM | Reply

You're an idiot. Go die in a plane crash.

#17 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-08-02 01:37 PM | Reply

Speaking of context

It's nothing new for Americans to eat dogs

Those Kansas slack jaws who assisted Louis and Clark turned their noses to smoked salmon, preferring to buy and eat Native American dogs instead

---- gross

One could argue that eating dog is part of American podunk heritage

#18 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2022-08-02 02:25 PM | Reply

Obama used to eat dogs.

#19 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-08-02 11:14 PM | Reply

Jeffj is -------

#20 | Posted by truthhurts at 2022-08-02 11:21 PM | Reply

Obama used to eat dogs.

Strewth!

Be Well.

#21 | Posted by Mao_Content at 2022-08-02 11:33 PM | Reply

Obama used to eat dogs.

Really? How many?

#22 | Posted by REDIAL at 2022-08-02 11:39 PM | Reply

"n his 1995 memoir "Dreams from My Father," President Barack Obama described eating dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia "

www.politico.com

This was the book that was likely ghost written by Bill Ayers.

#23 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-08-03 12:06 AM | Reply

President Barack Obama described eating dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia

I know. Bit different from "eating dogs", no? When was the last time you "ate a cow"? I'm assuming, of course, you have had beef at some point in your life?

#24 | Posted by REDIAL at 2022-08-03 12:25 AM | Reply

#24 Yep. Just this past Sunday we were dining out and I ordered a ribeye steak. VERY good.

#25 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-08-03 12:27 AM | Reply

Oh the horror future president to Obama ate the food presented to him by an adult.

Outside of Russia it's normal to eat what you are served by your parents without questioning what you're eating.

#26 | Posted by Tor at 2022-08-03 12:47 AM | Reply

And how many years from now are you going to continue to present to give a damn what Obama ate in the 1960s?

#27 | Posted by Tor at 2022-08-03 12:48 AM | Reply

I couldn't care less. I just think it's funny and I know that Obama supporters have incredibly thin skin, which you just proved.

#28 | Posted by BellRinger at 2022-08-03 12:53 AM | Reply

He says it was a horse but we know it was you that winked.

youtu.be

#29 | Posted by Tor at 2022-08-03 03:46 AM | Reply

book that was likely ghost written by Bill Ayers.

*drink

#30 | Posted by Nixon at 2022-08-04 07:07 AM | Reply