Find out what his favorite foods are. Bring a portable roaster with you. Think of as many jokes about the food as you can. Be prepared to stand your ground if anyone tries to kick you off the stage before the food is done roasting.

This might come in useful:

If you don't think he has that much time left, I'd go with the vegetables or a very small portion of meat.

He might not like the long pork anyways. Or maybe he does... who knows?

YOLO

Does he wear glasses?

"probably"

You could tell the dog-with-no-nose joke, and then ask him to take off his glasses.