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Thursday, September 15, 2022

A fire erupted at the Randolph Golf Course in Tucson, Arizona, early Tuesday morning that destroyed over 90 golf carts, according to the Tucson Fire Department. Around 2:45 a.m., firefighters were able to extinguish the flames and get the fire under control, authorities said. The fire had destroyed more than 90 golf carts, as well as the solar panels covering the storage area. Officials said that no civilians or firefighters were injured. The Tucson Fire Department said that the cause is still under investigation.

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Some of those golf course tours get pretty wild!

#1 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-09-15 02:58 PM | Reply

Did carl spackler retire to Arizona?

#2 | Posted by Tor at 2022-09-15 05:20 PM | Reply

"What an incredible Cinderella story. This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack. At Augusta, he's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away. He's going to hit about a two iron, I think. Well, he got out of that. The crowd is standing on its feet, here at Augusta. The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild. For this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere, he's got about 350 yards left. He's going to hit about a five iron, l expect. Don't you think? He's got a beautiful back swing. That's - oh! He got out of that one! He's got to be pleased with that. The crowd is just on its feet here. He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's gonna - looks like he's got about an eight iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Master's champion. It looks like a miraculous - it's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-09-16 11:05 AM | Reply

Was Darrell Issa in the vicinity?

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2022-09-16 11:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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