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Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Video shows a staffer at a military base barking at a crowd of draftees that they are responsible for acquiring their own first aid supplies. "Men, just don't laugh, ask your wives, girlfriends or mothers for sanitary pads. The cheapest pads, plus the cheapest tampons. You know what the tampons are for? Just put them straight into bullet wounds ...

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But what if the geriatric draftees's wives are post-menopausal? I guess they'll have to use their own adult diapers.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2022-09-27 02:09 PM | Reply

You know what the tampons are for? Just put them straight into bullet wounds

Isn't that what Sporkfoot said to the ------------ cop killers on 1-6?

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2022-09-27 02:13 PM | Reply

So Russia has the money to hassle American ships off the coast of Alaska but it doesn't have the money to provide bandages to men they're expecting to go into battle?

Somebody else come up with a one-liner because I've got nothing.

#3 | Posted by Tor at 2022-09-27 02:51 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

You'd think that as big a ----- as he is, Putin would have enough pads to supply the entire army.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-09-27 10:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 4

I for one would never insert EffeteP into an open wound!

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2022-09-27 11:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

It is a good idea, but I don't know why the military doesn't supply them in the standard kit.
Our military and VA supply them freely.
I'm going to put some in the glove box in case I see anyone else get shot. Could save a life.

#6 | Posted by facthunt at 2022-09-28 12:48 AM | Reply

The American military doesn't put them in standard kits because they can afford actual bandages.

You can go ahead and wear a diaper on your head and call it a hat the rest of us are living in a first world country.

#7 | Posted by Tor at 2022-09-28 12:55 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

the rest of us are living in a first world country.

Must be nice.

#8 | Posted by facthunt at 2022-09-28 01:17 AM | Reply

"Borrow"?

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-09-28 05:22 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

I thought that too, Doc

#10 | Posted by RJSquirrel at 2022-09-28 07:34 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

You know what the tampons are for?

POSTED BY CENSORED

Sure do. Once you are killed they are inserted up your rectum to prevent fluids from leaking as they transport your body to a mass grave.

#11 | Posted by Zed at 2022-09-28 08:01 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

Join Pootey's army today....we give you gun and bullets...you supply medical supplies.

It is a good idea, but I don't know why the military doesn't supply them in the standard kit.

Cucker Carlson's man crush can't afford bullets AND medical supplies

#12 | Posted by Nixon at 2022-09-28 08:12 AM | Reply

#6 | Posted by facthunt

It's a terrible idea because they should have ACTUAL med kits. It is a "band aid". This is in effect what they are saying "We are drafting you, we don't have any supplies for you and you get a rusty gun that may explode when you fire it or a tank that may or may not run but we need to throw bodies at the war we are loosing."

An early unit was already decimated Friday or Saturday. A tanker that survived and was captured said they left Belogrod with half their tanks because half literally did not run. Half of the rest were not fully functional. They were told when they "signed up" they wouldn't be sent to the front for several months - a week later they were sent to the front.

#13 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2022-09-28 10:23 AM | Reply

Solovyov got drafted. Isn't happy about it.
This conversation says a lot about Russian attitudes.
twitter.com

#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-09-28 10:39 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

Solovyov got drafted. Isn't happy about it. This conversation says a lot about Russian attitudes.twitter.com #14 | Posted by snoofy

"Send the useless ones, like all the lousy street musicians and art students"

Lol! Maybe the West can export some of ours to Russia.

#15 | Posted by censored at 2022-09-28 10:49 AM | Reply

#14 | Posted by snoofy

OMG - THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!! He sits around talking out his effet everyday about all the war, hating on Ukraine, the US, the UK and the rest of the west and then gets drafted to go to the front...

BTW for those of you who don't know he is kind of Russia's Tucker.

#16 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2022-09-28 02:43 PM | Reply

"Borrow"?

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-09-28 05:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

I thought that too, Doc

#10 | Posted by RJSquirrel

Me three

#17 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2022-09-28 02:58 PM | Reply

Solovyov got drafted. Isn't happy about it.
This conversation says a lot about Russian attitudes.
twitter.com

#14 | Posted by snoofy

That was so entertaining I watched it twice.

Where he says, "what's your problem? You know who I am?" I thought, "don't you know who I think I am?!"
He says he's too old and fat. Hah, I've seen videos of newly conscripted recruits older and fatter than he is, stumbling drunk on vodka, standing in line for a uniform and their one or two days of "training."

It's good the Russian public (and now public figures as well) are getting their first dose of reality regarding Ukraine and Putin's war of choice. I couldn't believe she actually said phrases like "meat grinder" and "cannon fodder." It'll be interesting to see if she's still on the air next week or "fell from a window." Or him sent to the front lines.

She also made a comment about sending immigrants and minorities (instead of white native Russians). Minorities comprise a substantial percentage of conscripts Putin's previously sent to fight in Ukraine. To consider the number of family members of the newly conscripted cannon fodder, Putin's cajones are at least near the vice.

#18 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2022-09-28 03:20 PM | Reply

Solovyov got drafted. Isn't happy about it.
This conversation says a lot about Russian attitudes.
twitter.com
#14 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

This was fnkcin' hilarious to watch.

Highly recommend everyone take a look.

#19 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2022-09-28 03:26 PM | Reply

Solovyov got drafted. Isn't happy about it.
This conversation says a lot about Russian attitudes.
twitter.com
#14 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

It's like Rush "Polidoal Cysts" Limbaugh, the "super patriot" who rah-rah'd the Iraq War, getting drafted and having to put his a** where his mouth is.

#20 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2022-09-28 03:45 PM | Reply

Pilonidal cysts ...

#21 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2022-09-28 03:46 PM | Reply

#2
Stay on topic.

#22 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2022-09-28 04:58 PM | Reply

"Solovyov got drafted."

The subtitles are fake, in case people didn't know that. But they are spot-on.

#23 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-09-28 05:03 PM | Reply

"Send the ethnic minorities"

Huh, just like here.

#24 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-09-28 05:16 PM | Reply

It's now social acceptable to throw tampons at Putin supporters.

#25 | Posted by Tor at 2022-09-28 05:19 PM | Reply

Used?

#26 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-09-28 06:08 PM | Reply

Used?..... well not by me but if I see footage of a Russian ambassador being nailed with a used tampon I probably won't be able to resist laughing..

#27 | Posted by Tor at 2022-09-28 06:21 PM | Reply

The subtitles are fake, in case people didn't know that. But they are spot-on.
#23

Right. it's like the 'Hitler Rants' with subtitles about the 'Dallas Cowboys are weak' etc.

#28 | Posted by schifferbrains at 2022-09-28 06:26 PM | Reply

#28

The "space uniform" comment should have been a clue.

Thanks for the heads up.

#29 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2022-09-28 06:34 PM | Reply

"In U.S., your wife is on the rag. In Russia, rag is on you!"

Yaakov Smirnoff

#30 | Posted by Rumpelstiltskin at 2022-09-28 06:36 PM | Reply

In Russia, you don't use tampon. Tampon uses you.

#31 | Posted by Jaspar at 2022-09-28 09:10 PM | Reply

#14 | Posted by snoofy

Turns out it is fake subtitles... dammit.

#32 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2022-09-28 09:31 PM | Reply

"In Russia, you don't use tampon. Tampon uses you is potato."

#33 | Posted by REDIAL at 2022-09-28 09:33 PM | Reply

Turns out it is fake subtitles... dammit.

#32 | POSTED BY GALAXIEPETE

Did you really expect/think that it was true?

Funny in a way sure, but to just assume things ppl see on the twitter is true is a pretty foolish decision considering the way the world is going now.

#34 | Posted by JasonM at 2022-09-29 11:01 AM | Reply

So the subtitles were added after.

Were they inaccurate?

What was the actual translation?

If they were accurate, it's hard to call them fake.

#35 | Posted by zarnon at 2022-09-29 08:57 PM | Reply

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