No Toilet Paper for Twitter Employees

Friday, December 30, 2022

The New York Times paints an ever-worsening picture of life at Twitter under its glorious Chief Twit Elon Musk. Aggressive cost-cutting matched with draconian witch hunts seems to be the chosen path forward.

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Apartheid Elmo has no need for toilet paper thanks to IAMRUNT's tongue.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2022-12-30 02:32 AM | Reply

This should do wonders for their recruitment of top talent.

#2 | Posted by censored at 2022-12-30 06:44 AM | Reply

And the MAGA idiots on Twitter are still not happy. Still claiming shadow bans and censorship.

Of course, they're blaming "grace woke elements" and are calling for Musk to clean them out.

Idiots will never realize they've been had. Again.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2022-12-30 10:10 AM | Reply

MAGAts can't be happy. That's their problem. Everything is a liberal conspiracy. Even soggy cornflakes.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-12-30 10:15 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

What a waste!

#5 | Posted by wolfdog at 2022-12-30 11:22 AM | Reply

Twitter but --------.

#6 | Posted by bored at 2022-12-30 11:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

He's doing everything possible to be Trump-like on his way to the Republican nomination.

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2022-12-30 12:18 PM | Reply

Um, he's South African. No nom for you.

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-12-30 01:58 PM | Reply

Dad taught me that this is how we treat workers at the emerald mines, so I figured we could get the same productivity out of these Twitter employees. What?

#9 | Posted by chuffy at 2022-12-30 03:02 PM | Reply

they can just print out Elon's tweets and use them to wipe with.

#10 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2022-12-30 03:19 PM | Reply

Well, they can always cut up some of that tee shirt merch I suppose...

#11 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2022-12-30 03:27 PM | Reply

He's more and more Dwight Schrute and less and less Andrew Carnegie.

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-12-30 03:29 PM | Reply

Bet that wasn't what they thought they were voting for when they all supported a paperless office.

#13 | Posted by MBlue at 2022-12-30 04:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#13 Hiyooo!
--Ed McNahon

#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2022-12-30 04:47 PM | Reply

Well, they can always cut up some of that tee shirt merch I suppose...

The pre-Elon swag is all valuable now, LOL

#15 | Posted by chuffy at 2022-12-30 10:31 PM | Reply

Deprived security of toilet paper and you'll magically find a s*** in your office and no evidence of who left it.

#16 | Posted by Tor at 2022-12-31 12:51 AM | Reply

Many extremely wealthy people turn out to be complete whack jobs. They're too insulated from the daily realities of the commons.

Musk is proving himself as nutty as Howard Hughes, only meaner. Every day he does something to damage his reputation a little further.

#17 | Posted by cbob at 2022-12-31 04:59 AM | Reply