Russia Sends Drug Addicts to War

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Russia is sending drug addicts to war in an effort to meet its mobilization quota, according to a report by the Ukrainian Center of National Resistance.

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#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2023-01-22 06:31 AM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

Russia Sends Drug Addicts to War

Drug addicts, prisoners. Russia is using the war as an excuse to rid themselves of the dregs of their society.

#2 | Posted by FedUpWithPols at 2023-01-22 01:08 PM | Reply

Crap-in-his-pants Putin is a drug addict. How come he ain't fighting?

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2023-01-22 02:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Russia is using the war as an excuse to rid themselves of the dregs of their society.

#2 | POSTED BY FEDUPWITHPOLS

We can expect radical de-population.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2023-01-22 04:56 PM | Reply

If they're giving automatic weapons to people going through withdrawals this will not end well.

#5 | Posted by Tor at 2023-01-22 05:11 PM | Reply

"Russia is using the war as an excuse to rid themselves of the dregs of their society."

Were that true Putin would be on the front line....along with the other greedy oligarchs.

#6 | Posted by danni at 2023-01-22 05:23 PM | Reply

"along with the other greedy oligarchs."

Luckily, some have died of window cancer.

#7 | Posted by Danforth at 2023-01-22 05:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 5

Savvy genius Vlad seems to updating an old koan about war. His will read "Victory through death" ...

#8 | Posted by catdog at 2023-01-22 05:57 PM | Reply

some have died of window cancer.

People are saying they were just passing glass.

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2023-01-22 07:09 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

get ya gloves on!

#10 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2023-01-22 07:09 PM | Reply

Just a bit of glass...panes?

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2023-01-22 07:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

This is no big deal. Watch a movie on the war in Vietnam. Many, many USA soldiers got high over there too. In other wars it was alcohol from makeshift stills.

#12 | Posted by wolfdog at 2023-01-22 08:24 PM | Reply

"Watch a movie on the war in Vietnam. Many, many USA soldiers got high over there too. In other wars it was alcohol from makeshift stills."

The U.S. military did not knowingly deploy soldiers WHO WERE ADDICTED TO DRUGS.

#13 | Posted by danni at 2023-01-22 09:05 PM | Reply

Russia is using the war as an excuse to rid themselves of the dregs of their society.

I'm sure that's a big part of it. Looks better than having them starve in prison.

#14 | Posted by REDIAL at 2023-01-22 09:09 PM | Reply

Russia has a new strategyin Ukraine, they are deploying thousands of conscripys trained to catch bullets, a few details still need perfecting but this could be Putin's ,ost brilliant move yet! Foreign volunteers are welcome, Effeteliar you can still get in on the fun!

#15 | Posted by danni at 2023-01-22 10:19 PM | Reply

Looks like Vlad is a fan of Zap Brannigan. "Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."

#16 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2023-01-23 12:39 AM | Reply

"Russia is sending drug addicts to war in an effort to meet its mobilization quota,"

Well, they're tried everything else. They had a big "Enlistment Incentive Program" going on in Syria which fell flat. Then it was retired military and senior citizens. Then it was conscripts off street corners. Then prisoners. Now it's drug addicts.

Something tells me that sacrificing your life (as cannon fodder) all for the Glory of Mother Russia and the Homeland isn't catching on.

#17 | Posted by Twinpac at 2023-01-23 05:13 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Russia's customary two conscriptions per year (starting in April and October) cannot begin to support the 30% increase in the size of its forces recently announced by Shoigu. That leaves either (a) another broken promise or (b) more widespread mobilization.

Volodya, meet the Tar Baby.

#18 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2023-01-23 07:01 AM | Reply

Crap-in-his-pants Putin is a drug addict. How come he ain't fighting?

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2023-01-22 02:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

He's fighting the brain worms every single day.

#19 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-01-23 07:54 AM | Reply

The best thing Ukraine can do is air drop vials of heroin and fentanyl via drone over the Russian army.

#20 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-01-23 07:56 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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#21 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2023-01-23 08:06 AM | Reply

The way Ukraine can fight this is to load up their drones with fentanyl pills and drop them on the addicts. They'll just OD, problem solved.

#22 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2023-01-23 08:16 AM | Reply

This is no big deal. Watch a movie on the war in Vietnam. Many, many USA soldiers got high over there too. In other wars it was alcohol from makeshift stills.

#12 | POSTED BY WOLFDOG AT 2023-01-22 08:24 PM | FLAG:

Smoking a joint when you're not on patrol is one thing. Most of the mobiks wake up with vodka, have vodka for lunch, and a dinner of vodka. It's no way to run an army.

#23 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2023-01-23 10:30 AM | Reply

What is the problem with having addicts in a military is eventually they get cut off from their poison of choice.

#25 | Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 11:05 AM | Reply

Meth and heroin addicts with high powered armaments. What could go wrong?

#27 | Posted by moder8 at 2023-01-23 01:50 PM | Reply

The best thing Ukraine can do is air drop vials of heroin and fentanyl via drone over the Russian army.
#20 | POSTED BY NIXON AT 2023-01-23 07:56 AM

The chaos and further debilitation of the already sketchy Russian mobilization would be the icing on their borsht.

It would appear that Putin is circling the drain in tighter and tighter spirals.

#28 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2023-01-23 03:50 PM | Reply

#13

Google "McNamara's Morons". It did not end well.

And while America certainly did not learn the lessons of Vietnam, neither did Russia.

#29 | Posted by DarkVader at 2023-01-23 09:42 PM | Reply

Hey! USA comrades! Guess what? I have finally figured out the reason for this war Biden and Zelenskyy are supporting. It's genius. It's so genius that figuring it out has made me a genius. With 150,000 Russia soldiers so far dead, Ukraine will soon invade Russia going all the way to Moscow. With so many men killed, the widows of Russia will be eager for men. This will be heaven for all the lonely men in the USA who can't find wives. Biden's plan is genius.

#30 | Posted by wolfdog at 2023-01-23 10:00 PM | Reply

Free detox facility in A POW Camp sounds better than going through withdrawals in a war zone.

#31 | Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 10:08 PM | Reply

#27

It's Florida.

#32 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2023-01-23 10:38 PM | Reply

As a last resort, Putin might have to start sending women to the front lines.

#33 | Posted by Twinpac at 2023-01-24 01:10 AM | Reply

For many years the US has sent the dregs of society in the military to fight their ground wars.

In fact it wasn't until the 80's that MEPS doctors were required to ask the enlistees if they were forced into their decision by a judge or any other authority.

#34 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2023-01-24 08:08 AM | Reply

You want to see the casualties of this war? Look at the prices in the supermarket and at the gas pump and at McDonald's.

#35 | Posted by wolfdog at 2023-01-24 01:56 PM | Reply