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Thursday, January 26, 2023

Middle-aged tech centimillionaire Bryan Johnson and his team of 30 doctors say they have a plan to reboot his body.




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I hope he gets hit by a bus.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2023-01-26 12:43 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

#1 A better end would be a safe falling out a window onto him.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-01-26 01:07 PM | Reply

I actually like this a lot more than the idol Rich who inherit their money and waste it on cocaine.

However If this guy gets to retirement age and looks like a teenager I may have to kill him LOL

#3 | Posted by Tor at 2023-01-26 05:05 PM | Reply

He wants to have the brain, heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, tendons, teeth, skin, hair, bladder, penis and rectum of an 18-year-old.

Jeffrey Dahmer?

#4 | Posted by censored at 2023-01-26 05:30 PM | Reply

and rectum of an 18-year-old.

Wait. What?

The culmination of this is "scientists" in some nation with easily bought public officials growing bodies to harvest organs or worse murdering locals for this goal.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-01-27 07:10 AM | Reply

"History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men.


#6 | Posted by Angrydad at 2023-01-27 08:54 AM | Reply

"his team of 30 doctors"

Extending life by spending half of it at the doctor.

#7 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2023-01-27 12:34 PM | Reply

Elizabeth Bathory tried this in the sixteenth century. She bathed daily in the blood of Virgins. It didn't work.

I saw his picture, it isn't working for this fool either.

Some Rich people think they can buy off death and infirmity indefinitely.

They are always wrong, and usually, evil as well.

This guy is a vain turd.

#8 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2023-01-27 12:50 PM | Reply

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