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Saturday, March 04, 2023

A 31-year-old Colorado woman who raped a 13-year-old boy and became pregnant with his child will not serve any time in prison due to a plea agreement she recently struck with prosecutors. Andrea Serrano, 31, admitted to having sex with the 13-year-old victim and subsequently gave birth to a baby boy, KKTV reported. According to her 2022 arrest affidavit, Serrano told investigators her child's 13-year-old father viewed her as a "mother figure," The Gazette reported. She was initially charged with sexual assault against a child under the age of 15 by one in a position of trust and a second count of sexual assault against a child. But prosecutors recently dropped those charges down to a single count of incest, which does not carry mandatory prison time, The Gazette reported.



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In other news, a 13 year old's acne miraculously cleared up.

#1 | Posted by Monkeybars at 2023-03-05 01:26 PM | Reply

As long as she doesn't try to get child support from the kid.

#2 | Posted by morris at 2023-03-05 02:56 PM | Reply

This is how many "marriages" start in red states.

#3 | Posted by tres_flechas at 2023-03-05 06:25 PM | Reply

Anyone surprised there aren't any conservatives posting on this thread, shrieking about pedophilia, grooming, indoctrination, sexually abusing children?

I'm not.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2023-03-05 06:34 PM | Reply

"But prosecutors recently dropped those charges down to a single count of ------, which does not carry mandatory prison time"


#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2023-03-05 08:22 PM | Reply

The morbidly obese------------ from Mara Pedo digs 13 year olds.

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2023-03-05 11:06 PM | Reply

But prosecutors recently dropped those charges down to a single count of ------
sexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other.
the crime of having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild.

So it sounds like his Aunt or his granny Ewww.

#7 | Posted by Scotty at 2023-03-05 11:33 PM | Reply

Yeah that's odd. Yet, puts a little meat on the "mother figure" bones.

Whether it's actually ------ or not, she still stood in open court and admitted, under oath, to having sex with;

an ancestor or descendant, including a natural child, child by adoption, or stepchild twenty-one years of age or older, a brother or sister of the whole or half blood, or an uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece of the whole blood commits ------, which is a class 4 felony. For the purpose of this section only, "descendant" includes a child by adoption and a stepchild, but only if the person is not legally married to the child by adoption or the stepchild.

#8 | Posted by et_al at 2023-03-06 01:47 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

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