1) "Parents have extraordinary choices on where to send their kids to school" That's a major problem that leads to multiple forms of segregation in school and increased traffic. No one wants that.
2) "Florida's higher education system is affordable and accessible" So is arby's. Because both are ----. Neither is worth the money. No one wants that.
3) "Florida encourages teenagers to get into the workforce as soon as possible" because the adults are either dying retirees or high on bath salts. Also because children are still illegal to use as wage slaves, even in fascist florida. No one wants that.
4) "Florida has made it easy for jobseekers to find work no matter where they live in the state." Because the state is economically unviable now that they've gone all gestapo on Disney and they are desperate for any workers they can get. No one wants that.
5/6) "Florida is tax heaven, both on income taxes and property taxes." Because they need new money flowing in somehow. Ponzi style is all they've got. Why tax worthless property that the fishes will own in ten years? No one wants that.
7) "Speaking of homeownership, building a new home here is fast and easy." If you don't mind being literally underwater in 10 years or don't mind the 20 floors of apartment above you crushing you to death in your sleep. No one wants that.
8) "Florida makes it easy to work from home." Once again, it seems like florida is as desperate as texas when it comes to tricking people into joining their failing economies. No one wants to work in florida.
9) "Florida takes a light touch on regulation." When it comes to building codes, environmental protection, LEO and city oversight, and ethics" Not when it comes to education, personal freedoms, freedom of speech, or life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Florida is easily the least free state in the nation right now. It's a total -------- that will only be great once it's an entire Atlantis themed underwater park owned by the Walt Disney corporation. No one wants anything else from florida.
10) "Florida keeps government small." Not small like you would think. Just small in marketing and propaganda. The dainty hands of ron desantis will be grabbing you by the ----- the moment you set foot in that first layer of Dante's Hell. No one want's florida-style governance. Not even floridians.
