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After Denial, Boebert Changes Tune
Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert has issued a public apology for the behavior that led to her being escorted out of a performance of Beetlejuice at the DCPA last weekend.
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Well Boebert's life sucks and rightfully so but lets take a moment to think about the guy and how he's having his best week ever.
While Boebert is scum she remains an attractive ones and a congresswoman and he not only got to go on a date with her but there's video proof she groped him.
I don't think anyone else can make that claim.
#1 | Posted by Tor at 2023-09-16 03:27 PM | Reply
#1 I'd say lots of her customers from her online "dating" days on a sugar daddy website could claim that and a lot more. Where this guy got to first base, Qbert was letting any guy with a $100 hit home plate.
#2 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2023-09-16 03:41 PM | Reply
Why would anyone want to be with someone where TED Cruz has already been.
#3 | Posted by a_monson at 2023-09-16 03:56 PM | Reply
Pretty sure the whole sugar daddy thing was disproven.
#4 | Posted by Tor at 2023-09-16 04:02 PM | Reply
Stay outta our bedrooms and crotches. ~the hypocritical left
#5 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2023-09-16 04:11 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
Other than her lying about it.
What's the problem?
#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2023-09-16 04:12 PM | Reply
Teens and sometimes people in their 20's groping each other in a dark theater is one thing.
Adults who have a home doing this is another.
A congressman doing this in unacceptable same as wearing a thong to the library.
#7 | Posted by Tor at 2023-09-16 04:18 PM | Reply
#6 | Posted by ClownShack
People are supposed to be respectful of other people. She was warned at intermission but kept it up and was booted for good reason. Adults aren't supposed to act like she does. And especially since she's now a public figure supposedly representing hundreds of thousands of Colorado constituents.
If she yells out at the next SOTU, Biden could quip, "This isn't a performance of Beetlejuice."
#8 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2023-09-16 04:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
Stay outta our bedrooms and crotches. ~the hypocritical left #5 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE
When you gotta lie.
This was in a movie theater, and though I don't personally have a problem with it.
It definitely wasn't in the privacy of their bedroom.
This is why conservatives have become worthless to have discussions with.
They're full of shht.
#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2023-09-16 04:47 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Lol... after undeniable video evidence she changes her tune.
The Party of Family Values Strikes Again!
#10 | Posted by Corky at 2023-09-16 04:51 PM | Reply
In a few years this ----- will be vaping trig's -------.
#11 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2023-09-16 04:54 PM | Reply
Well, Boebert has shown a desire to reach across the aisle. You gotta hand that to her.
#12 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2023-09-16 06:57 PM | Reply | Funny: 4
I see from the video that Boohbert is preparing for her post-congressional career on OnlyFans.
#13 | Posted by censored at 2023-09-16 08:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
#12 | Posted by lee_the_agent
Security footage shows she reached across her date's thigh to his crotch at a minimum :-0
#14 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2023-09-16 11:01 PM | Reply
#thatsthejoke
#15 | Posted by snoofy at 2023-09-16 11:05 PM | Reply
@#14 ... Security footage shows she reached across her date's thigh to his crotch at a minimum ...
Does anyone here know how to "unsee" things?
#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2023-09-16 11:39 PM | Reply
@#14 ... Security footage ...
My view, at this point, is that Rep Boebert has brought the release of that video footage upon herself.
In her denial of what apparently occurred that caused her removal, the theater had to release evidence to substantiate what they did.
And that evidence now seems to be worse for her than that what the theater originally stated as the reason for her removal.
For starters, kudos to the theater for trying to treat this incident more, let's say, discretely from the start.
But after the theater was challenged, the full story has apparently appeared, and wow, Rep Boebert cannot seem to apologize enough for what seemed to occur that was far worse than the initial allegation..
#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2023-09-16 11:46 PM | Reply
This is the same bitch going after drag shows.
Trans people aren't the problem. Conservative Christians are. They shouldn't be allowed out in public.
#18 | Posted by Sycophant at 2023-09-17 12:06 AM | Reply
#5 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE
A theater isn't their bedroom, dips*&^.
#19 | Posted by jpw at 2023-09-17 12:28 AM | Reply
This is why conservatives have become worthless to have discussions with. They're full of shht.
#9 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK
Worse. When confronted with the hollowness of their worldview, they attempt some lame ass gotcha and act like they've made a point, allowing them to move on.
They're the shallowest, most ingenuine people on the planet.
#20 | Posted by jpw at 2023-09-17 12:31 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
I think Boebert should bet the Cersei Lannister treatment.
via GIPHY
#21 | Posted by jpw at 2023-09-17 12:33 AM | Reply
@#17 ... the theater had to release evidence ...
And, if I may note...
Evidence.
A concept that seems to be foreign to Republicans of late.
#22 | Posted by LampLighter at 2023-09-17 12:54 AM | Reply
Apropos?
Ian Dury - Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (1977) www.youtube.com
?
#23 | Posted by LampLighter at 2023-09-17 01:34 AM | Reply
She didn't change her time. She just decided to go home and play the skin flute instead.
#24 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2023-09-17 03:23 AM | Reply
Her tune ...
#25 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2023-09-17 03:24 AM | Reply
She was giving the guy a ------- in public with kids watching.'
Of course you are proud of her, pervert.
#26 | Posted by Sycophant at 2023-09-17 10:51 AM | Reply
Has she started fundraising off the video yet?
It's only a matter of time.
"Free Personalized-------- for Your $50 Donations!"
#27 | Posted by Corky at 2023-09-17 12:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 3
50? Maybe 5 as long as the plying with the tiddies is included but 50 is just silly.
#28 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2023-09-17 12:21 PM | Reply
boebert strikes me as someone who gives terrible ----------- mashing, no stroking.
#29 | Posted by truthhurts at 2023-09-17 12:30 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#17 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER
Just got done reading on another post where a commenter on this site would have us believe that the journalistic outlets should not show the video to counter Boebert's lies because neutrality equals truth or some garbage like that.
#30 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2023-09-17 12:43 PM | Reply
"A North Carolina preschool is using LGBT flag flashcards with a pregnant man to teach kids colors. We went from Reading Rainbow to Randy Rainbow in a few decades, but don't dare say the Left is grooming our kids!" - Boebert's persona on the Internet
Vaping and giving a rubntug in a public theater where children are in attendance. - Boebert in real life
#31 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2023-09-17 12:52 PM | Reply
#5 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE Did you know? When yer famous they just let you grab them by the ... . SQUIRREL!!
-The criminally insane rapist supporters on the "right".
#32 | Posted by donnerboy at 2023-09-17 12:57 PM | Reply
@#5 ... Stay outta our bedrooms ...
A movie theater is not someone's bedroom.
#33 | Posted by LampLighter at 2023-09-17 01:05 PM | Reply
She was blowing vape smoke at the back of the heads of the people in front of her. Do we know that vape pen wasn't THC? The handy and teenager feel-up session made it even more cringe-worthy. This is the best Repubicans have to offer us.
#34 | Posted by chuffy at 2023-09-17 03:27 PM | Reply
This is the best Repubicans have to offer us.
Boebert is smart. In one move she pulled ahead of Empty G in the news cycles.
And Empty G knows if she tried to match her it would just make people puke.
#35 | Posted by REDIAL at 2023-09-17 03:33 PM | Reply
People are supposed to be respectful of other people.
#8 | POSTED BY AMERICANUNITY AT 2023-09-16 04:22 PM |
And you're just going to cruise right on by what happened on Pride Day at the Capitol?
The amount of ------ you have to unpack with the whole Biden family is disturbing as hell, but you go ahead and do you.
#36 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2023-09-17 05:26 PM | Reply
A non elected official went off script and showed a ----? OH NO!
They're playing your song: Whatabout whatabout whatabout
#37 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2023-09-17 05:36 PM | Reply
- what happened on Pride Day at the Capitol?
from the clown who says nothing important happened on J6... just tourists, really
#38 | Posted by Corky at 2023-09-17 05:54 PM | Reply
This is the same bitch going after drag shows. Trans people aren't the problem. Conservative Christians are. They shouldn't be allowed out in public. #18 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT
The dude she was groping owns a gay-friendly bar that often hosts drag shows. I'm guessing she's totally cool with that.
#39 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2023-09-17 06:05 PM | Reply
#36 | Posted by lfthndthrds
Notice you have to say the biden FAMILY, because you cant find anything actually wrong with joe biden. And his family isn't in the administration.
Meanwhile trump himself literally attempted a coup, and you're cool with it.
#40 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2023-09-17 06:22 PM | Reply
Hoebert is a skank and Turd-boy whacks it to Hunter's dic pic.
#41 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2023-09-17 10:30 PM | Reply
She was just trying to get the juice out of Beetlejuice.
#42 | Posted by Sycophant at 2023-09-17 11:32 PM | Reply
Biden/Harris 2024 - no further discussion needed @matryoskadoll
Sep 16 Replying to @HieronymusMcG A consensual but public ------- is a Boebert, a non consensual ------- is a Schlapp
#43 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2023-09-17 11:49 PM | Reply
"Do you know who I am?"
Yes: a skank.
#44 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2023-09-18 05:37 AM | Reply
She brings it all on herself. I'd love to see some vid of her new guy doing the motor boat.
#45 | Posted by BellRinger at 2023-09-18 06:00 AM | Reply
" Notice you have to say the biden FAMILY, because you cant find anything actually wrong with joe biden. And his family isn't in the administration.
#40 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY AT 2023-09-17 06:22 PM | FLAG: "
He was referring to Biden's daughter's diary about how creepy Joe took inappropriate showers with her when she was growing up.
#46 | Posted by BellRinger at 2023-09-18 06:02 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
A high school dropout, single mother, don't know who your daddy is, failed business owner, ar-15 groomer whose ex husband exposed himself in bowling alley to teenage girls mee maw whose son raped a 15 year old and knocked her up while she was preaching family values lying skank.
#47 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-09-18 08:13 AM | Reply
Mr. Garrison would represent Colorado less crazily that Boebert.
#48 | Posted by Karabekian at 2023-09-18 08:56 AM | Reply
#46 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER
His daughter didn't say that. Odd.
#49 | Posted by Sycophant at 2023-09-18 09:45 AM | Reply
Stay classy Pubs.
#50 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2023-09-18 09:47 AM | Reply
#49 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT AT 2023-09-18 09:45 AM
What's odd is she documented it in writing in her diary that she left behind at the half-way house, where it was turned over to a media company and exposed. Now there are two people who are incarcerated for illegally obtaining the diary.
The Bidens aren't really known for being smart, as the easiest way to cover this up would have been to decline pursuing it.
Now, you were saying something about a grown couple making out in a dark theater?
#51 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2023-09-18 10:07 AM | Reply
...she left behind at the half-way house... #51 Posted by lfthndthrds
Boy, not only are the Bidens criminal masterminds, they're also incredibly stupid and forgetful. They seem to just leave all this evidence just lying around, or forget it at the computer repair shop.
I really don't know anything about this story. Did she admit it's hers? Is there any forensic evidence? Some links would be nice.
#52 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2023-09-18 10:16 AM | Reply
What's odd is she documented it in writing in her diary that she left behind at the half-way house, where it was turned over to a media company and exposed. Now there are two people who are incarcerated for illegally obtaining the diary. The Bidens aren't really known for being smart, as the easiest way to cover this up would have been to decline pursuing it. Now, you were saying something about a grown couple making out in a dark theater?
Diary? Has anyone ever - including Ashley - gone on the record that her diary interpretation was factual? How about eyewitness testimony regarding Trump's perversion.
While president, Donald Trump made sexual comments about his daughter Ivanka in front of his employees that were so lewd and disturbing that he was rebuked by his one-time chief of staff John Kelly, a former Trump official writes in a new book. "Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," writes Miles Taylor, a former chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security, in his new book, according to Newsweek. Trump has a history of making comments about Ivanka Trump that critics have deemed disturbing, as Newsweek said. Trump often mused in the past about what it would be like to be romantically involved with her. When Trump was the star of the reality TV show "The Apprentice," he appeared on the ABC talk show "The View" with his daughter in 2006 and said, "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. Isn't that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?" In a 2015 interview with Rolling Stone, Trump reportedly celebrated Ivanka Trump's "beauty" and said, "If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father ... " www.seattletimes.com
"Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," writes Miles Taylor, a former chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security, in his new book, according to Newsweek.
Trump has a history of making comments about Ivanka Trump that critics have deemed disturbing, as Newsweek said. Trump often mused in the past about what it would be like to be romantically involved with her. When Trump was the star of the reality TV show "The Apprentice," he appeared on the ABC talk show "The View" with his daughter in 2006 and said, "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. Isn't that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?"
In a 2015 interview with Rolling Stone, Trump reportedly celebrated Ivanka Trump's "beauty" and said, "If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father ... "
www.seattletimes.com
#53 | Posted by tonyroma at 2023-09-18 10:21 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
"The FBI confirmed" that Ashley Biden said her father molested her. FALSE The FBI did not confirm any contents of Ashley Biden's diary. www.politifact.com
FALSE
The FBI did not confirm any contents of Ashley Biden's diary.
www.politifact.com
#54 | Posted by tonyroma at 2023-09-18 10:24 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2
Trump reportedly celebrated Ivanka Trump's "beauty" and said, "If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father ... "
Being happily married never stopped him from DOZENS of affairs so I doubt being he father would either.
#55 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-09-18 10:56 AM | Reply
"The FBI confirmed" that Ashley Biden said her father molested her.
You expect FACTS to stop these s stains from lying?
#56 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-09-18 10:57 AM | Reply
#51 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS
No. She never said he took "inappropriate" showers with her. Even she denies her father did anything inappropriate to her.
Try again.
If Joe admitted to changing his daughters diapers, you'd probably run that as a headline too for being "inappropriate."
#57 | Posted by Sycophant at 2023-09-18 11:10 AM | Reply
Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2023-09-16 04:11 PM | Reply
It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool rather than open your mouth and confirm it.
#58 | Posted by Nixon at 2023-09-18 11:13 AM | Reply
"The FBI confirmed" that Ashley Biden said her father molested her" FALSE
Because she didn't accuse her father of molesting her.
Her accusation in the diary was that her father "took inappropriate showers" with her. She also claimed she was molested in the diary but stopped short of dropping a name.
And if it wasn't her diary, why are two people locked up over it?
You must've missed the smart shaker at the table this morning.
#59 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2023-09-18 11:40 AM | Reply
#59 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS
Again you lie.
The only thing she said was the showers were "probably not appropriate". If you actually could read, she was trying to reason out her sex and drug addictions.
She never accused Joe of doing anything to her. And I don't ever remember seeing anything about "she was molested". Might be your dementia there.
But way to hijack the thread.
#60 | Posted by Sycophant at 2023-09-18 12:21 PM | Reply
"The only thing she said was the showers were "probably not appropriate"
What's the difference?
#61 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2023-09-18 01:27 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
"The only thing she said was the showers were "probably not appropriate" What's the difference? #61 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS
What Boebert did to her date was inappropriate.
That Boebert was on a date while still married was probably not appropriate.
#62 | Posted by Sycophant at 2023-09-18 01:33 PM | Reply
Now there are two people who are incarcerated for illegally obtaining the diary.
They were incarcerated for transporting stolen property across state lines. Well, after they stole it and other things.
#63 | Posted by REDIAL at 2023-09-18 01:47 PM | Reply
#46 | Posted by BellRinger
Thanks for the reminder that your criminal party breaks into the house of democratic leaders family members to dig for dirt.
#64 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2023-09-18 03:10 PM | Reply
"Making out in a dark theater" - incels don't have a very good grasp of what constitutes "making out."
#65 | Posted by chuffy at 2023-09-18 04:14 PM | Reply
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