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Thursday, May 23, 2024

Communion at a Florida church took an unexpected turn when police say an argument ended with a priest biting a woman attending Mass. "He wouldn't give me the cookie. I don't know if it was the way I was dressed or what it is that I like," the woman can be heard saying in the bodycam video. A witness told police the woman was singled out because of her sexuality and attire. "He tried to forcefully shove it in her mouth. She backed up and said, No, don't do that.' She tried to get it, and that's when he went crazy," the witness said to police.

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"The priest says the confrontation happened when the woman tried to grab the wafer out of his hand, telling police he was protecting the wafer because it is considered the body of Christ. [...] "I am not judging you. I am asking you, Did you confess after Mass?' If you did not confess, I can't give you communion. I bit her. I am not denying that. I was defending myself and the sacrament," he said to police."

Kinky!

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-05-23 04:19 PM | Reply

Sounds like the priest is a rabid defender of the faith.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-05-23 04:22 PM | Reply

The body of Christ compelled him.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-05-23 06:10 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Look at the guy... he was obviously starving!

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2024-05-23 06:21 PM | Reply

He took the body of Christ a little too far.

#5 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-05-23 06:33 PM | Reply

... Cops: FL Priest Bites Woman in Fight Over Communion Wafers ...

Well, the Catholic Church appears to practice cannibalism, eating the body of Christ and drinking the blood of Christ.

Back when I received Holy Communion, I was told by the Priest that ~this is the body and blood of Christ."

So, why is this an issue?

It seems to me to be just an extension of what the religion proffers.


#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-05-23 09:20 PM | Reply

Religion is a mental illness. All that over a wafer that is absurdly is considered "the body of Christ."

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2024-05-23 10:35 PM | Reply

From ritualistic yo actual cannibalism

#8 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-05-23 10:39 PM | Reply

Totally unrelated...

A cool song...

Sugarcubes - Motorcycle Mama (1990)
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Lyrics excerpt...

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...
Tell your daddy and your mama too
You got something better to do
Don't stick around the house the rest of your life
You're eighteen - you can do what you like

You'll be the queen of my highway
My motorcycle mama
We'll see the world from my Harley

We'll get matching jackets and helmets too
We'll get respect from the towns we ride through
We'll sleep at the roadside in the soft green grass
And if the squares walk by we'll let them pass

You'll be the queen of my highway
My motorcycle mama
We'll see the world from my Harley

And maybe in a year or two
We'll have a little one - she'll look just like you
We'll add on a sidecar, electric guitar
We'll be a trio - the baby makes three, oh!
...



#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-05-24 01:51 AM | Reply

Body and blood.

An ex-Catholic friend says that going back to Peter, the Catholic Church has been nothing but a cover for a sadomasochistic cult.

#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-05-24 05:39 PM | Reply

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