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Friday, June 14, 2024

"There's a certain point at which you don't want to hear Happy Birthday,'" the former president said when they finished. "You just want to pretend the day doesn't exist." The day does exist, and it's today.



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Happy Seventy-eighth Birthday, Mr. Ex-President

If ever there were a case for age-related diminishment of a candidate, Donald Trump is it.

#1 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-06-14 07:38 AM | Reply

Mary L. Trump
Tomorrow my uncle turns 78 (I've heard that's old). It's his last birthday before he starts asking for his cake to have a file in it.
9:17 PM Jun 13, 2024

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-06-14 09:39 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Happy birthday, felonious rapist.

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-06-14 03:34 PM | Reply

Looking at Trump now, I'd swear he had a cosmetic brow lift after the trial. His eyebrows are higher and his pink pig eyes are less squinty.

Sort of like a cartoon character would look with toothpicks holding his eyelids open.

#4 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-06-14 04:01 PM | Reply

Flag day is also Trump's birthday. God doesn't make mistakes.

It's a joke! Calm down.

#5 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-06-14 04:40 PM | Reply

Trump desperately needs to win this next election.

Neither he nor Mr. Putin are getting any younger or healthier.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-06-14 04:56 PM | Reply

Donnie Dementia, the addled felon.

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-06-14 05:07 PM | Reply

Legallyyourdead-this is DJT. What's an addled felon? Is that some kind of bird?

#8 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2024-06-14 05:40 PM | Reply

He's certainly been flipped the bird.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-06-14 06:28 PM | Reply

re: #4....Tweakerz gots 'ta tweak, hmm? What are the odds Diaper Man and Junior procure from the same...facilitator? Then there's the drawer in his Trump Tower abode full to the brim with boxes of Adderall, seen in the photo of him chowing down on a tostada. His reputation for enjoying exotc nostrums doth proceed him.

#10 | Posted by dutch46 at 2024-06-14 06:43 PM | Reply

Trump Turns 78 Today, a Birthday He Wishes Doesn't Exist

Me, too.

#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-06-15 06:53 AM | Reply

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