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Iran Announces Switch from Defense to Offense vs the US

C0RI0LANUS — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 02:20:01 -0400

Iran will shift to a "fully offensive" military posture against the US because Dummkopf Trumpf ruled out extending a temporary ceasefire agreement with Tehran. Oil tanker traffic through the strategic Strait of Hormuz has ground to a halt and the US Treasury is going bankrupt. The 26 February illegal war that the US launched against Iran on behalf of Israel has been depleting US strategic ammunition stores, high-tech drones, and demoralizing the US armed forces, all while "Trumpf Diarrhrea Syndrome" menaces the American public. These are all weaknesses the Iranian High Command sees and will take full advantage of, along with rising gas prices, food recalls, and a population being terrorized by ICE before the US midterm elections on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

Operation AIPAC FURY is costing the US billions and billions of dollars. Thanks Bibi and Miriam!

CDC: Religious Vaccine Exemptions Rising for Children

C0RI0LANUS — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 00:10:29 -0400

All states require certain vaccines for children entering public school, but more parents are claiming religious examption from vaccination. During the 2025-26 school year, 4.2% of kindergarteners, about 155,000 pupils, had at least one vaccine exemption, up from 3.6% the previous school year. The vast majority of those exemptions were labeled as "non-medical," meaning that parents or caregivers were opting out of the shots for personal or religious, rather than health, reasons. Medical exemptions remained stable at .2%.

The Kremlin intends on weakening the larger US population

Satanic Trumpf Junta Moves to Restore Gun Rights to Felons

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 23:36:35 -0400

"As one of his first actions as Attorney General, Todd Blanche finalized a federal regulation and launched a new process allowing eligible individuals who are prohibited from possessing firearms to apply for restoration of their federal firearm rights."

Convicted felons may apply here so they can pack heat again

Federal Prosecutors Targeting Daughter of Judge from Trump Hush-Money Trial

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 15:31:30 -0400

Federal prosecutors in Chicago have been investigating Authentic Campaigns Inc., a Democratic fundraising firm once co-owned by Lauren Merchan, the daughter of NYS Judge Juan Merchan who in 2024 oversaw Trump's New York hush-money trial.

CA County to Hire Tina Peters as Registrar of Voters

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 15:29:41 -0400

Shasta County Registrar of Voters Clint Curtis bleated that he will be hiring 2020 election denier Tina Peters as an Assistant Registrar of Voters next month with a possible salary ranging between $43,368 to $62,232 per annum.

Shasta County population: 182,155; 83% white, 13.4% Latino; this MAGA county allows concealed firearms in state government buildings.

CBS News Poll on Whether Democrats Split Over Socialism

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 12:31:53 -0400

Poll results released from Larry and David Ellison-owned CBS: Democrats are mostly positive on socialism and have a more favorable impression of it than of capitalism.

NYC: Judge Rules Second-Surcharge Tax Can Proceed

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 09:30:04 -0400

The second-home surcharge pushed by NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani hit a stumbling block this week when a Staten Island judge temporarily blocked its implementation.

Israel: "We Should Kill 30 to 40 Gazans Every Night"

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 03:30:00 -0400

Minister of National Security Itamar Ben-Gvir publicly advocated for killing "30 to 40" people in Gaza each night. Ben-Gvir -- who can't wait to see young Palestinian convicts executed in Israeli Death Forces (IDF) concentration camps -- criticized the recent drawdown of homicidal airstrikes in Gaza. "It's no secret, I disagree with the prime minister," the blood-thirsty minister brayed. "I think targeted assassinations should be carried out in Gaza, taking down 30 to 40 every night. Not just those who pose an immediate threat -- here are people who are not worthy of life. They shouldn't live. They're not even people."

Itamar Ben-Gvir is obviously not a good human being

KY: Well-Paid US Senator Mitch McConnell (R) Still MIA

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 02:16:49 -0400

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear (D) stated he has heard "absolutely nothing back" from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R) after requesting updates on the senator's condition. Beshear says while he wishes McConnell "good health," the US senator should address the public directly: "His boss are the people of Kentucky."

Absolute all around government malfeasance in Kentucky

Dummkopf Trumpf Appeases North Korean Supremo Kim Jong-Un

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 01:25:06 -0400

On 14 August, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un denounced the annual US-ROK military drill ("Ulchi Freedom Shield 2026") -- firing a test ICBM rocket into the sea as a sign of his displeasure on 12 August -" so, Dummkopf Trumpf bleated on 16 August the US will reduce future military cooperation with South Korea, citing Seoul's lack of support fighting Iran on behalf of Israel and Trumpf's "very good relationship with Kim Jong Un."

These annual drills are critical for integrating US C2 personnel with the ROK military

FEMA Denies Federal Aid to Michigan After Massive Tornado Damage

C0RI0LANUS — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 12:33:10 -0400

In a letter issued earlier this week, FEMA officials reaffirmed the denial of IA funding which would have provided financial support and direct services to eligible individuals and households who have sustained uninsured or underinsured losses due to damage caused by tornadoes. FEMA also denied funding through the HMGP, which supports projects that help communities reduce future disaster risks and strengthen long-term resilience. On March 6, four tornadoes with intensities ranging from EF-0 to EF-3 impacted southern Lower Michigan. Communities near Edwardsburg, Cass County, in and around the city of Three Rivers, St. Joseph County, and along the north side of Union Lake in Union City, Branch County, were among the hardest hit.

VA: Suspect Arrested in Mass Shooting at VSU

C0RI0LANUS — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 00:24:33 -0400

Police arrested Camron Harris (19) who is suspected of shooting five people at Virginia State University in Henrico County. The suspect is not a VSU student and he faces eight felony warrants, including four for malicious wounding and four for use of a firearm. One victim is in critical condition, while the other four, including one student, sustained non-life-threatening injuries.

Henrico County, VA

VT: FBI Arrests "Child Evangelism" Leader for Child Porn

C0RI0LANUS — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 22:36:44 -0400

The FBI arrested Andrew Buzzell (34), a West Rutland VT church elder, for sharing child sexual abuse material. An undercover FBI agent messaged Buzzell in June 2026 under the guise of offering sex with a nine-year-old girl and he allegedly replied asking for photos. When the undercover investigator asked Buzzell "What is too young?" the suspect reportedly texted back, "There's no such thing." Buzzell is the director of the Child Evangelism Fellowship in Vermont, an organization which says its mission is to "evangelize boys and girls with the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ, disciple them in the Word of God, and establish them in a Bible-believing church for Christian living."

cefvt.org

NOAA: 'Super El Nino' May Be Historic

C0RI0LANUS — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 22:31:48 -0400

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) informs: "El Nino conditions continue to intensify and are likely to be very strong, resulting in a potentially historic event in the coming months that could significantly influence our weather, the hurricane season, and global temperatures."

ICE Agent Who Pointed Firearm Directly at US Citizem Outed

C0RI0LANUS — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 19:35:27 -0400

Martin Lagunas (40) from Chicago Illinois is the masked ICE agent who callously and recklessly aimed his service pistol directly at unarmed, defenseless United States citizen Carolina Molina in Falls Church, VA.

Status quo dinosaurs and AIPAC politicians keep bleating about "fixing" or "reforming" DHS and ICE -- not completely abolishing them -- like the Gestapo was rightfully dismantled after the Second World War