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UKR President Volodomir Zelensky Clowns Vladimir Putin

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:08:21 -0400

Ukrainian President Volodimir Zelensky posted photos of reports that Russian officials submit to Kremlin ruler Vladimir Putin: "I thank all friends of Ukraine and everyone who helps us obtain important information and supports Ukrainian intelligence operations."

Europe's great wartime leader clowned Vladimir Putin last Dec 2025

MO: President Plane Crash Adds 12 to His Body Count

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 02:46:06 -0400

A plane crash at Butler Memorial Airport killed 12 people, including a pilot and 11 skydivers. The plane was a locally-based, ten-person aircraft and the crash happened during takeoff, approximately an hour's drive south of Kansas City.

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UK: Manifest Injustice Against Pro-Palestine Samaritans

C0RI0LANUS — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 01:47:29 -0400

In the UK, four Samaritans from Palestine Action were cruelly sentenced to a combined total of more than 25 years in prison, after a judge callously ruled that they could be treated as terrorists. Charlotte Head, Samuel Corner, Leona Kamio, and Fatema Zainab Rajwani were convicted of criminal damage last month in relation to a well-intentioned 2024 raid against a murderous Israeli arms factory in Bristol.

The "ZF" is the powerful analog of AIPAC in the UK

Trumpf Crime Family (TCF) Will Pay UFC Fighters in Crypto

C0RI0LANUS — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 15:23:34 -0400

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) announced that it will pay bonuses to fighters in a form of cryptocurrency issued by the Trumpf Crime Family's (TCF) disreputable World Liberty Financial at the barbaric homoerotic cage match despoiling America's once-venerated White House.

Will the Dotard-in-Chief stay awake during this disgusting spectacle?

Trumpf Junta in Panic Over Imminent Book Release

C0RI0LANUS — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 14:58:36 -0400

Trumpf junta apparatchiks are panicking over the revelation that NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan may have audio recordings from the super-secure White House Situation Room where incompetent staffers discussed the failed and costly war against Iran being fought by US forces on Israel's behalf, as well as more damaging Jeffrey Epstein information in the FBI holdings, all of which could be disclosed in their upcoming book on 23 June.

Pandora's Box opening

TX Gov Greg Abbott: "Dems Want Sharia Law in America"

C0RI0LANUS — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 13:40:08 -0400

At a GOP hatefest in Houston, crippled Islamophobic Texas Governor Greg Abbott (R) vowed to "eviscerate" Democrats in November's midterm elections. Attacking "Bernie Sanders socialism," this good-for-nothing kobold brayed to the MAGA audience that Democrats want to somehow implement Sharia Law across the vast United States of America when Muslims make up only a mere 1.34% of the US population.

Greg Abbott (R-TX) is not a good human being

Texas Lt Gov Says James Talarico will 'Go to Hell'

C0RI0LANUS — Sat, 13 Jun 2026 18:31:05 -0400

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) said Democratic nominee for US Senate Rep. James Talarico (D) will "go to hell" for his interpretations of the Bible, as Talarico has made his Christian faith a cornerstone of his campaign.

Trump Administration Distracts Americans with UFO Files

C0RI0LANUS — Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:32:57 -0400

The Department of War just released the third tranche of records under PURSUE. The first tranche was released on May 8, 2026. Scroll down to view the third tranche, released on June 12, 2026.

AIPAC Attack Hippo John Fetterman Smears Graham Platner (D)

C0RI0LANUS — Sat, 13 Jun 2026 13:01:02 -0400

As he futilely tried against Democrat NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani in 2025, AIPAC attack hippo US Senator John Fetterman (D-Israel) smeared Graham Platner (D-ME) on Faux News after the progressive easily became the Democratic candidate for the US Senate, representing the non-Islamophobic people of Maine:

Well, I mean, at least he has a D' after his name, but he's not even a Democrat."

John Fetterman is not a good human being

Florida U.S. Rep. Randy Fine Cancels from GOP Political Event

C0RI0LANUS — Sat, 13 Jun 2026 12:32:40 -0400

The Jewish Congressman said he wanted no part in the 'Neo-Nazi rally.'

Elon Musk Becomes First Trillionaire

C0RI0LANUS — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:33:03 -0400

On paper, Elon Musk became its first trillionaire with SpaceX's IPO.

The IDF: A Well-Funded Serial Killer in the Middle East

C0RI0LANUS — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:05:29 -0400

Subsidized by the peace-loving, hard-working American taxpayer and employing US-provided munitions, the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) continue their gruesome Jeffery Dahmer-like serial killing spree in Gaza and Lebanon. As of 12 June 2026, the IDF has now killed 73,070 Palestinians in Gaza, including 20,179 children and ~3,700 people in Lebanon, including at least 200 children. Moreover, Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir suggested that the IDF kidnap women and children from Lebanon. Since 1948 under both Democratic and Republican Party administrations, the US has sent both the Labor and Likud governments of Israel, a prosperous and nuclear-armed country with universal healthcare for all her residents, over $317.9bn, the most US economic aid given to any nation in the world.

Americans are subsiding the national equivalent of Jeffrey Dahmer, a sex offender and serial killer that targeted vulnerable youth in Milwaukee, Wisconsin last century

Border Czar Tom Homan Threatens to Flood NYC with ICE Thugs

C0RI0LANUS — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 17:32:56 -0400

President Trump's border czar Tom Homan said Monday that plans have been laid out to flood the Big Apple with more ICE agents "than you've ever seen" ...

Ex-Border Czar Greg Bovino Mulling 2028 POTUS Campaign

C0RI0LANUS — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:01:17 -0400

Disgraced former deportation czar racist Greg Bovino, freshly returned from a neo-Nazi summit in Portugal, announced he's thinking of running for POTUS:

"I'm exploring a run for President in 2028. Here's the truth: My one and only priority is deporting the 106 million illegals who are here. That's it."

What financial and PSYOP support would Greg Bovino receive from international fascists, Felon Musk, and/or the Kremlin if he attempted this quixotic, but vile, campaign?

Mike Johnson Admits Plan to Cut Social Security, Medicare

C0RI0LANUS — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:08:50 -0400

Good-for-nothing House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) bleated this confession in a podcast:

"The largest spending items, the reason we're in trouble is because over 74 percent of federal spending is on autopilot-- mandatory spending, that is your entitlement programs like Medicare, Medicaid, and things like Social Security-- they have to be adjusted and fixed. We have a plan to do that next year, and it's critical, because we're at $40 trillion plus in debt because of Dummkopf Trumpf's Big Beautiful Bill and the unconstitutional and expensive war against Iran that we're fighting on Israel's behalf. At some point you get into a hole so deep you can't climb out of it, so desperate times call for desperate measures, which will of course affect America's poor, sick, elderly, and vulnerable, and not the super-wealthy."

Screwed again