You understand the world about as well as a fifth grader.

POSTED BY JPW

In most cases. Less.

They will be fine. Since Puerto Rico is just a floating island of garbage they can just surround themselves with a wall of garbage.

And anyway Trumpy says it's a different country so who cares!

America (gets to sink) First! ... right maggats?

Now do Buddhists.

#16 | POSTED BY SENTINEL

Thank you! I will!

I very much enjoy doing Buddhists.

The maggats can forgive her all they want.

She will now always be a charter member of the Unforgiven.

It probably helped a lot that the Iranian surrogate Hamas hadn't yet carried out the Oct 7th attack.

#59 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

I bet it helped even more that Mr. Toad was not in control of the U.S. Military yet.

Far be it from me to question a Kyle.

"Trump's upheaval of the federal government has led to an exodus of more than 10,000 lawyers since the beginning of 2025 " a striking loss of legal talent."

But the numbers don't add up.

There are only about 10,000 lawyers in the DOJ.

So the only lawyer left is Trumpy's personal lawyer Todd Blanche?

The next president might just nationalize and seize all the assets of anyone associated with the previous admin.

It wouldn't surprise me if all of America needs to be pardoned after every election from now on.

Or we could just have a Purge every four years for a few days when the law doesn't apply and we can get our "revenge and retribution" on all the A-Ho's from the previous administration.

He also leads the pack in the number of

impeachments

and

felony convictions

and

Litigations.

Trumpy has been involved in more lawsuits than any other president in United States history.

Next time I travel to bumfucistan I'll get revaccinated.

#7 | POSTED BY MATTM

Yeah, me too!

But I plan on avoiding Mississippi altogether.

Now I don't think I want to be either.

So just to be different I am gonna be a Delta.

Truth?

Trumpy ain't got time for that.

He knows the Hoi Polloi don't deserve the truth and they can't handle the truth. So he will never tell the truth. Unless it's by accident. (Even a broken clock is right twice a day!)

Great. Thanks a lot!

There goes my plans to apply for my share of the upcoming $10 billion dollar democratic anti Trumpy "revenge and retribution" slush fund.

If they don't get one then we won't get one either!

Worked graveyard and Mids for years. Got a lot of studying done. But just before dawn was the worst time. I would sometimes fall asleep and drool all into my books. It was gross.

Even so I loved it. It put me opposite of the flow of traffic in the Bay Area. The only way I could tolerate the Bay Area traffic. No waiting in lines for me!

It was working out great until that one morning when traffic was slow and I fell asleep behind the wheel and drove into a ditch. If I had drifted left instead of right I would probably not be here today. It was a steep cliff that dropped into the ocean.

That's when I realized this was not good for me and I decided then that I could not do that forever. If I wanted to live. Because you never really ever get used to it and it takes a huge toll on you (and your family).

Did Iran close the Strait of Hormuz as fmr Pres Obama was negotiating with Iran?

#50 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER

Nope. But it probably helped a lot that Obama did not murder all the Iranian leadership right in the middle of those negotiations.

Fine. We will let him think he is immune from IRS audits.

Until the next president cancels that nonsense.

Bashing someone's head into the wall, then calling it a suicide is cruelty.

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At this point I am not sure there really was ever any "negotiation ".

A "negotiation" generally does not include bombs and missiles.

Trumpy was pretending to negotiate when he started this whole friggin thing by killing all their leaders.

Why on earth would you even think they are willing to "negotiate" after all that and after what Trumpy has done and said?

Ask yourself. Would you?

"Why shouldn't the 690,000 US citizens who live in the District of Columbia have their voices represented, too?"

Because in The Divided States of America republicans will never allow it. They believe that representative will be a democrat.

And they cannot and will not ever allow even the possibility of that!

You're good people.

#45 | POSTED BY A_FRIEND

Takes one to know one!

"I am wholly dependent on my belief that I was reborn in God's image through Jesus Christ.

Without that hope, I would likely be dead by now."

That should have been in quotes.

I apologize for my mistake!

I am wholly dependent on my belief that I was reborn in God's image through Jesus Christ.

Without that hope, I would likely be dead by now.

Well now. Isn't that special? Bless your little fake plastic heart!

I do not need to be forgiven by any Gods for my life choices.

I don't need to be forgiven for being a human. Subject to the Human Condition.

It's enough for me that I forgive myself for my mistakes and try to do better and to make amends to anyone I may have (unintentionally) harmed along the way.

The irony is that accusing someone else of judging requires you to judge them first.

#65 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Yes. I fully admit I am very intolerant.. of your kind of intolerance.

Where is the burden for our government to prove they were drug runners?

If you are throwing international law out the window fine. But just be man enough to admit it. And don't be upset if others do the same to us.

Labelling everyone a "narco" terrorist (without any proof) does not make them lawful military targets and enable states to side-step international law.

That's because you already decided what you want the truth to be.

No. YOU decided what I have decided.

Good luck with that!

"Concentration".

As in they are concentrated into one miserable camp.

This is funny stuff. To Turds.

Maybe he thinks it means one of them camps where everyone stares real hard at things.

Like goats. (Based on a true story)