Wednesday, March 11, 2026

NY mild Salsa too spicy, German tourist sues ...

Between hearings for deposed Venezuelan President Nicols Maduro and accused CEO shooter Luigi Mangione, the U.S. federal court in Manhattan was recently asked to consider an important question: When is salsa too spicy? The precipitating event was a 2024 trip to a Times Square taqueria by a German tourist. The plaintiff, Faycal Manz, said he suffered "severe physical symptoms" following a single bite of Los Tacos No. 1's green salsa, and sued for damages.

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Isn't badbomber a German?

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Ay carumba, esto es pendejo de chingasa.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-13 12:11 AM

"said he suffered "severe physical symptoms" following a single bite "

If this was a Taco Bell...

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-13 12:12 AM

Sounds like Lil' Jeffy after he asks for the faq sauce. Bwahahaha.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-13 12:12 AM

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