Tuesday, April 09, 2024

Jon Stewart invokes God's pronouns, mocks conservatives

Commentary on Mr Stewart's opening dialog: "How crazy would it be if God insisted on they/them?" Stewart joked after Marjorie Taylor Greene said the recent earthquake and eclipse are signs "to repent."

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... The only thing that might trigger conservative Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene more than an apocalyptic earthquake/eclipse combo might be Jon Stewart playfully speculating on God's pronouns.

Stewart returned to The Daily Show desk Monday night for his weekly monologue, which saw the comedian mock Greene after she suggested on X that Friday's 4.8-magnitude earthquake on the east coast " coupled with Monday's historic eclipse " were "signs to tell us to repent" in America.

"How do you know? How would you know that that is what God meant? Why would God be so obtuse?" Stewart asked. "Why would he do that -- or, she. Why would she. Or, how crazy would it be if God insisted on they/them?"

Stewart continued, asking Greene if she really thought this is "how God works" in mysterious ways. ...



#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-04-09 06:20 PM

Why would God be so obtuse?

Because idiots like sporkfoot create god in their own image.

Some are obvious liars using the dummies to get rich like the guy who said jayzuz hasn't returned because HE has not received enough donations. What is amazing is how quickly people fall for that nonsense. They truly have their dummy signs on.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-04-10 06:43 AM

Jon ?

Jon who ?

#3 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-04-10 08:43 AM

Jon ?
Jon who ?

#3 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

That's cute.

But let's face it. Every person in America knows who Jon Stewart is.

Oh wait, you're from Russia, right? I forget sometimes. You jail and kill your Jon Stewarts.

#4 | Posted by Sycophant at 2024-04-10 09:34 AM

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