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The holidays are here"a sacred season of goodwill, generosity, and screaming at strangers online about drag queens, migrants, and paper straws.

And maybe you, like millions of Americans, are facing the awkward annual challenge of shopping for a loved one who claims to follow Jesus ... while aggressively opposing almost everything Jesus actually said.

• *The "Jesus Didn't Mean That" Study Bible!


• *The "Selective Outrage" Advent Calendar


• *A Personalized "Thoughts & Prayers" Fire Extinguisher


• *A Personalized "Jesus Wasn't Woke" Yard Sign


• *Subscription to Christian Revenge Fantasy Monthly


• *Gourmet Christian Martyr Complex Seasoning Salt


• *The Make America Rome Again' Board Game


• *The New Testament, MAGA Abridged Version!


• *Jesus Was a Middle Eastern Refugee Child' Throw Pillow



... and more!