Sunday, March 01, 2026

D/DHS Kristi Noem to Waste $300m on Luxury Jets

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's plan to use border funds for an almost $300 million luxury jet fleet has horrified top Trump officials; until last year, DHS owned zero luxury jets and soon it could have three.

Kristi Noem is not a good human being.

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"This is the world's worst deal to buy an aircraft," a senior Trumpf junta apparatchik complained about Kristi Noem's idiotic plan. Another griped: "This is an abuse" and a misuse of federal money.

Good-for-nothing Kristi Noem purchased two Gulfstream G700 luxury jets in October. A third plane, a Boeing 737 nicknamed the Big Beautiful Jet, is being leased with plans to buy it for about $70 million. The funding comes from the One Big Beautiful Bill's cash infusion to DHS.

The two Gulfstreams cost a total of roughly $200 million. They initially were paid for out of accounts meant to secure the maritime border, buy new C-130 Hercules planes, and upgrade the Coast Guard's older fleet.

As governor of South Dakota, Noem spent more than $60,000 renovating the governor's residence, adding luxury rugs, chandeliers and a sauna. More than $150,000 worth of Noem's travel expenses for political and personal travel were also covered by South Dakota taxpayers, after her travel documents were revealed in a court case.

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Dummkopf Trumpf hired the nefarious Kristi Noem allegedly because of her brutal decision to murder an innocent defenseless puppy named Cricket. The incredibly cruel Kristi Noem is living rent-free on a US military base and reportedly having an affair with the odious Corey Lewandowski.

There is no "fixing" DHS and ICE other than completely dismantling them, but first impeaching the profligate puppy-killing Kristi Noem.


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-01 04:02 AM

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