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Thursday, November 05, 2026

Poland's Internal Security Agency rendered ineffective a Russian espionage ring, detaining five Polish citizens and a Russian woman suspected of spying for the Kremlin and illegally supplying materials, ammunition, and weapons to Russia. Elsewhere, Lithuania expelled three Ukrainian citizens accused of carrying out tasks for "hostile" foreign intelligence services in exchange for money. Estonia deported Russian citizen Leonid Karabeshkin and banned him from entering the Schengen Area over his alleged links to Russian secret services. The German polizei arrested a Ukrainian citizen on suspicion of spying for the Kremlin.

  • While CI agents from NATO and the EU continue diligently combating Russian intelligence agencies, D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel casually visited Kremlin spies in Moscow for tea and caviar from 14 - 15 Oct 2026.
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    The Tampa Bay Buccaneers made NFL history by being the first team since 1974 to win a game without completing a single QB completion. Playing more rugby than football in soggy and rainy conditions in Tampa Bay, the Buccaneers defeated the Atlanta Falcons 16-0 last Sunday. The Buccaneers became the first team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills and the third team ever to win while completing zero passes. Of course, the NFL and the MMA are the "bread and circuses" of today's Amerikkka, distractions like Bill Maher and Joe Rogaine, all designed to deflect away from economic hardships by entertaining the hoi polloi; however, an occasional break from reading about the hated Axis of Evil (Dummkopf Trumpf, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Vladimir Putin), for some of us can be a welcome respite.

    NE Patriots QB Doug Flutie made history 20 years ago


    Wednesday, November 04, 2026

    Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) blamed Trump for last night's Blue Tsunami ... read more


    After nearly 30 years of prioritizing the needs of the Israeli people over the needs of Mainers and her fellow Americans, US Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) was finally thrown into the dustbin of history on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026. Amongst her crowning achievements: Voting against extending ACA tax credits (Obamacare), a stalwart commitment to funding DHS and ICE, confirming far-right troglodyte Brett Kavanaugh to his lifetime sinecure on the Supreme Court, as well as confirming anti-vaxxer RFK Jr as HHS Secretary. After three decades of helping to pauperize Americans, this Jurassic Park reject will now receive a delightful pension of $139,200 per annum (80% of $174,000), courtesy of the hard-working American taxpayer who still not enjoy universal healthcare like Israelis, Canadians, Brits, Swedes, Germans, or next year, all Mexican residents. And she's filthy rich to boot read more


    Several, but not all, Republican AIPAC candidates lost on Election Day. In Texas, Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott lost, Susan Collins (R) in Maine lost and Islamophobe Bruce Blakeman (R), a champion of the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) and ICE, lost against NYS Governor Kathy Hochul (D) who has been riding the coat-tails of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D). In Ohio, serial wife-batterer Max Miller (R) was humiliated at the polls, as was Vivek Ramaswamy (R). Six non-AIPAC Democrats won their races: Darializa Avila Chevalier (NY), Claire Valdez (NY), Melat Kiros (CO); Donavan McKinney (MI), Chris Rabb (PA), and importantly, US Senator-elect Dr Abdul El-Sayed (MI). In Florida, the despicable Byron Donalds (R) will become that state's first African-American governor. Watch for an increase in Florida-Israeli commercial ties, as well as an uptick in firearms violence, banana republic-style political appointments, and zero efforts to combat flooding, pollution, and disease.


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    During Dummkopf Trumpf's first Reign of Terror, D/CIA Gina Haspel had threatened to resign if alcoholic Kashyap Pramod Vinod "I'll have the butter chicken" Patel was appointed Deputy Director of CIA under her.

    The NATO CI Threat Level for Russian espionage and sabotage remains HIGH; the DIA CI Threat Level for Israeli espionage remains CRITICAL.

    Link: Israel continues ruthlessly spying on their financial and miliary benefactor

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  • For sports historians, the first official 11-10 NFL score occurred on 16 Nov 2008 (Pittsburgh Steelers vs. San Diego Chargers); the only NFL game with a final score of 11-8 was 13 Oct 1994, when the Cleveland Browns beat the Houston Oilers.

    Another NFL record breaker kicked a 68-yard FG (2 Nov 2025):


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    Dummkopf Trumpf gets along well with the Mohammedans like Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI), the next US Senator for Michigan.

    Trumpf even attends Islamic conferences and makes money with them. See?


    And White House staffers told Maggie Haberman that Senile Satan has a certain male "type," like handsome NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D-NY), another Muslim.

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    Soon to be minted an American citizen, Alfred Hitchcock (and his screenwriters) presented a more "cleaned up" cinematic version of the novel in their 1951 film, omitting the issues of corruption in America. This was during the notorious House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) witch-hunts.

    Hitchcock also changed the location from Patricia Highsmith's Texas to the American northeast; the action taking place in cities along train stops between NYC and Washington DC. The director also inserted a sympathetic US Senator -- the future father-in-law of Guy Haines -- something Patricia Highsmith who was a member of the Young Communist League at Barnard College -- may or may not have approved of.

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    And Bibi's phonus-bolonus Iranian MANPADS threat against the Orange Doofus in powerful Turkiye after the NATO Summit in Ankara tricked the so-called "leader of the free world" to abscond away like a poltroon in a hot dog cart or catering truck, while leaving his staff vulnerable to the phantom non-existent threat which the Trumpf junta took seriously because they purged the USIC of experienced analysts and investigators.

    Turkiye's experienced and formidable security services have yet to find one molecule of evidence of an Iranian plot against the White House Windbag -- especially after their Emniyet established an airtight cordon sanitaire around the NATO summit to protect all the world leaders.

    Experienced Middle East analysts know that Iran wouldn't dishonor their neighbor and trading partner Turkiye with such an idiotic attempt on Turkish soil or in their airspace.

    In The Police's final and Grammy-winning album Synchronicity (released 17 June 1983), they sang "you'll be, wrapped around my finger...."

    This refrain applies aptly to blunderer Dummkopf Trumpf.

    The anti-AIPAC blue wave is just right around the corner -- watch the results on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

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