Hellsbreath is facing both houses of Congress this week.

*** Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth to Bleat his Case Before Congress This Week ***

"Let's spend a trillion dollars on Murder-Death-Kill and ZERO cents for universal healthcare, as enjoyed by the residents of Israel, Germany, Canada, Greenland, Cuba, Iran, Taiwan, tiny Albania, and in 2027, Mexico."

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After his impeachment trial in Congress, Pete "Hic!" Kegsbreath can find a local Alcoholics Anonymous chapter in the Washington DC area by calling (212) 870-3400.

Benjamin Netanyahu tried to remove Israeli AG Gali Baharav-Miara from the case.

She is Israel's first female AG and has shown more resolve and backbone than ex-USAG Merrick "the Meek" Garland who gave the world Trumpf 2.0.

FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel can find a local Alcoholics Anonymous chapter in the Washington DC area by calling (212) 870-3400.

*** US State Dept: US is Spending Billions of Dollars to Attack Iran "at the Request" of Israel ***

"The State Department said in a statement that the US is in conflict with Iran "at the request" of Israel, an acknowledgment of Israel's role in steering the US into the war, which the US has dubbed "Operation AIPAC FURY."

The statement was issued by the State Department's legal adviser, Reed D. Rubinstein, who attempted to provide a legal justification for the illegal and expensive war."

*** IDF Has Killed 260 Journalists in Gaza, Lebanon, Yemen, and Iran ***

By contrast, during the Vietnam War (1955 to 1975), 63 journalists were killed or went missing.

*** IDF Continues Killing Palestinians in Gaza: 19 Over Past 72 Hours ***

Israeli attacks in Gaza killed at least 19 Palestinians and wounded 43 over the past three days, according to Gaza's Health Ministry, as the IDF continues its constant violations of the US-backed ceasefire.

**** UK Security Services Concerned About King Charles' Visit to US ****

Perhaps the morbidly obese draft-dodging pedophilic oligarch who pilfered America's wealth and dragged the US into a needless and expensive quagmire in the Middle East on behalf of Israel should be honored more often.

Count Basie and Oscar Peterson make it look and sound so easy.

Effortless.

Thanks for that post.

For years there have been a few Franz Schubert pieces that I've wanted to arrange for piano, guitar, and percussion, but time is always the enemy.

My wife just presented me with three books about JFK and I'm still enjoying Elmer Gantry.

A genuinely frightening novel awaits me afterwards: Pet Sematary.

Stephen King said that he himself couldn't read his own story for one year.

The most interesting thing about being here remains people like you.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-26 07:56 PM | Reply | Flag: Zed didn't write that about poor C0RI0LANUS

Last night I was asked to be the second pianist for Beethoven's Seventh Symphony in A transcripted for four hands, sharing one keyboard.

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Perfect, just perfect.

Didn't a MAGA influencer named Clavicular suffer a drug overdose while livestreaming?

That constant swooshing din you hear isn't tinnitus.

It's the sound of America being flushed down the toilet because of Republicans, oligarchs, MAGAts, and MIGAts.

"Look Kodos, our plan to destroy America from within is working perfectly!"

"But Kang, I thought this was Vladimir Putin's plan."

"And so it is Kodos, we all serve him, including Dummkopf Trumpf. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!"

*** New US Navy Secretary Hung Cao Jesus Freak Like Pete Hegseth ***

This lunatic apparently believes in witchcraft.

Bravo! Thanks for posting, DBT2

Another forgotten piece of history that was eclipsed.