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Monday, January 05, 2026

  • After undermining America's premier law-enforcement and counterintelligence agency from within, all while collecting himself a handsome SES-level federal salary and padding his resume, good-for-no-one Dan Bongino (51) finally left his position as Deputy Director of the FBI. Botching up the Jeffrey Epstein files release and other blasphemies, this MAGAt will most likely return to the lucrative rightwing social media industry to spread hate, disinformation, and conspiracy theories.
  • The repulsive Felon Musk seems to have patched things up with Dummkopf and Melanoma Trumpf, posting: "Had a lovely dinner with POTUS and FLOTUS. 2026 is going to be amazing devasting for the poor!" Smelling blood and opportunities to make more money with the geriatric warmonger, Felon Musk wormed his way back into his good graces.
  • Neither of these two reprobates have walked into any open manholes yet, but there is still tomorrow.


    Israeli media reported that the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) are fast-tracking preparations for what it has described as a potential "surprise war" across three fronts: Iran, Lebanon, and the occupied West Bank.


    Donald Trump on Sunday night issued a not-so-thinly-veiled threat to Colombian President Gustavo Petro that he will be the next Latin American leader ousted by the US military. On board Air Force One, a female reporter asked the president: "So, there will be an operation by the US in Colombia?" "Sounds good to me," Trump responded.


    Sunday, January 04, 2026

    Hours after the US invaded Venezuela to seize President Nicolas Maduro, President Trump sent a warning to the governments of Mexico, Cuba, and Colombia that their countries could be next. read more


    Trump administration officials warned oil executives in recent weeks that if they want compensation for their rigs, pipelines, and other property seized in 1976, then they must be prepared to go back into Venezuela now ... read more


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    This report comes amid continued Israeli threats of military escalation against Iran, repeated warnings of large-scale attacks in Lebanon, and growing incitement by Israeli Likudniks to resume ethnic cleansing in Gaza, alongside an ongoing escalation in the occupied West Bank.

    The report noted that, even prior to the mass protests in Iran, Israel had spent weeks signaling its intention to initiate a new war with Iran and to carry out what it described as "large-scale attacks" on sites it claims belong to Lebanese Hezbollah in Lebanon, should Beirut fail to disarm the group by the end of 2025.

    The ominous looking cover of The Economist magazine "Look Ahead to 2026" issue was correct.

    Now we know why Israel recently shut off the power, water, as well as the communication and banking links, for UNRWA in the Gaza Strip

    Sources:

    Economist.com: More War in 2026

    Israeli Cruelty to UNRWA and Palestinians

    The hardworking, peace-loving American taxpayer who is suffering expensive healthcare costs and rising food, pharmaceutical, and utilities prices are exhausted of these three rightwing belligerents and their incessant wars.

    By the time the US midterm elections take place on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026, the world is going to look far worse than it looks today and those elections may be too late to do anything about changing America's bellicose foreign policy.

    International arrest warrants issued by the ICC for crimes against humanity remain active for Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu. In addition, the Istanbul Public Prosecutor in Turkiye issued arrest warrants for Netanyahu and 32 other Israelis accused of committing war crimes. An indictment is merely an allegation. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law or at an international tribunal at the Hague.

    These three bloodthirsty warmongers below are the greatest sources of globality instability in the 21st century and have turned their countries into both Rogue states and Pariah nations. We could only wonder how many Ukrainians, Latin Americans, Palestinians, Lebanese, Houthis, Iranians, Nigerians, Syrians, or Somalis are going to be killed in 2026 by 'Vladimir Netanyahu Trumpf.'

    Dummkopf Trumpf said Gustavo Petro's days running Colombia are numbered while speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One.
    He said Venezuela is a "sick" country that was led by narco-terrorist dictator Nicolas Maduro until he was captured by the US. Trumpf then said Colombia, which borders Venezuela, could face the same treatment.

    "Colombia is very sick too, run by a sick man who likes making cocaine and selling it to the United States," Trumpf bleated. "And he's not going to be doing it for very long, let me tell ya."

    A female reporter then asked the geriatric bloodthirsty Dotard-in-Chief: "So there will be an operation by the US in Colombia?"

    "Sounds good to me," Trumpf responded.

    Colombia President Petro refers to Dummkopf Trumpf as "Donald Duck." The warmongering dotard had already revoked President Petro's visa to come to the US earlier this year. The Trumpf junta wants rightwing regimes friendly to US business interests running Latin America, but in their way are Colombia, Brazil, and Mexico.

    Like the George Bush junta pushing Islamophobia and WMDs as the casus belli for invading Muslim countries in the failed "GWOT," the nefarious Trumpf junta is pushing the "War on Drugs" as their rationale for invading or interfering in Latin American countries.

    Dummkopf Trumpf and the Republican Party doesn't care how many people get killed, how much American taxpayer dollars will be wasted, how many US servicemembers will get killed or wounded, or how much of the environment will be destroyed.

    Simply put, the Trumpf junta is composed of selfish rapacious racist jingoistic imperialistic psychopaths.

    EOM.


    *** President Nicolas Maduro's Dance Moves Were Last Straw for Dotard Trumpf ***

    "Mr Maduro's regular public dancing and other displays of nonchalance in recent weeks helped persuade some of the Trumpf junta that the Venezuelan president was mocking them and trying to call what he believed to be a bluff. So the White House decided to follow through on its military threats."

    Link: x.com

    The Trumof junta was going after Nicolas Maduro no matter what. The vast array of military power deployed to the AOR, SOUTHCM CDR Adm Holsey's abrupt retirement, massive CIA/NSA/DIA/NRO surveillance of Maduro, and Delta Team rehearsals in mock ups are evidence of that.

    USSOCOM told Dummkopf Trumpf when they were going in, based on weather, much like in 1944 when the field commanders told Ike the best time to land on Normandy (Operation Overlord AKA D-Day).

    Maduro's dancing got Trumpf's panty hose in a bundle and hobgoblin Stephen Miller probably shrieked "Der Fuhrer vill not be mocked by this brown skin!"

    **** Phony AI Imagery of Happy Venezuelans Fools MAGA Dolts ***

    x.com

    If this abduction operation is legal and the people of Venezuela are happy, why would the rightwing generate phony AI imagery?

    There are some happy Venezuelans who showed up outside MDC in Brooklyn NY where President Nicolas Maduro and his wife are being held hostage.

    Tomi Lahren hates New Yorkers, calling us "idiots," but comes to the Big Apple every week to make herself a nice chunk of change: Reddit

    This 33-year-old MAGA medusa, worth $3m, once interned for Republican Congresswoman Kristi Noem (R-SD), serving as the first intern at the puppy-killer's Rapid City office.

    Link: Overpaid TV Harlot

    Last year this under-talented overpaid mouthpiece for the rightwing also forgot that Puerto Rico is part of the US when she bleated during a televised debate that upcoming Superbowl performer Bad Bunny was not an American.

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