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Wednesday, July 08, 2026

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Congressman Byron Donalds (R) allegedly cornered Kelly Mason in a Florida grocery store and vowed to crush' or finish' her, she has claimed in a new lawsuit. The Dummkopf Trumpf-backed frontrunner in the Republican race for governor is accused of threatening and assaulting the mother of two in a gourmet Naples store in August 2022.

Byron Donalds (R) is not a good person


Nairobi's 'Birdman' Rodgers Magutha rescues injured birds and lives with them, while defending his unusual bond with wildlife and conservation work.

Maybe someone from an embassy in Nairobi could get Rodgers Magutha this book


In Michigan, two dinosaurs are trying to defeat one progressive in the campaign to replace retiring US Senator Gary Peters (D). In the Democratic primary on 4 Aug, dinosaur Haley Stevens (D) will face Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (D), an epidemiologist and former director of the Detroit Health Department. The winner of that contest will then face dinosaur Mike Rogers (R) on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026, barring Republican Party mischief or sabotage.

AIPAC Democrats


While hanging out with his twin brother and friends at an "In Out Burger" in Pleasanton, CA, college-bound Nader Hanna (18) lost his right hand when an explosive the size of a tennis ball immediately exploded the second he lit the fuse.

This explosive is about the size of a tennis ball


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D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod "I'll Have the Butter Chicken" Patel is the exact opposite.

He loves showing off his white gargoyle.

"Where de white women at?"


"Now the left-handed Nader Hanna is adjusting to a life without his nondominant hand, and everyday tasks that were simple before are now more complex: putting toothpaste on his toothbrush, driving one-handed and being unable to change the volume on the radio comfortably, putting on socks.

Can you imagine if it was my face? My life would be ruined,' Nader optimistically said."

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