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Sunday, August 30, 2026

Health and Inhumane Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr complained that dying patients who are in hospice care for more than three months must be scamming the system. POTUS Jimmy Carter was in hospice care for nearly two years. RFK Jr himself has been brain dead since 1995. And where in the wide world of sports is US Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)?

The muscular RFK Jr should test himself to see whether he can survive jumping off Trumpf Tower


At a BBQ this past weekend someone couldn't make it, so the three of us didn't play cards after the delicious repast. No sweat: Plenty of "wine, women, and song" to go around. Fitutzing around at the TV set to find "song," my friend came accoss Copland on the screen. "I never saw that," he remarked. "Me too," chimed my second companion. "Really?" asked I. Breaking a personal rule, I suggested that the three of us watch this star-studded gritty tale of redemption, vengeance, racism, philandering, the mafia, and corruption within the NYPD. Needless to say, my friends were thoroughly entertained. The slightly long Copland contains subtle and not-so subtle homages to other films and works, to include Stalag 13, Hamlet, It's a Wonderful Life, High Noon, The Bonfire of the Vanities, and The Gauntlet. read more


More than 113,000 Russians have reportedly fled to Georgia amid rumors of a military draft and growing fears of mobilization. Meanwhile, Russia received 8,500 North Korean troops, including hundreds of drone operators, and Ukrainian intelligence is warning that the Kremlin may be preparing for a possible new ground offensive from Belarusian territory toward Kiev. After D/CIA John Ratcliffe's secret mission to Moscow last week, Russia test-fired a nuclear-capable ICBM on 28 Aug.

Note the distance from the Belarusian border to Kiev
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Musicology professor Jake Johnson argues that beneath the bright songs and happy endings of mid-century musicals lay the grief and anxieties of postwar America.

Art reflects life


A host of US military leaders have warned US Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath that prolonging the illegal war being fought against Iran on Israel's behalf is unsustainable and risks weakening America's ability to confront threats elsewhere, including the US homeland. The dire warnings were detailed for the alcoholic head of the DOD in the 14 Aug edition of the SECDEF Orders Book (SDOB) by the US Army, USN, and USAF leadership, as well as the four-star commanders of EUCOM, PACOM, and SOUTHCOM.

OPERATION AIPAC FURY has weakened the US military and bankrupted the treasury. Universal healthcare for all Americans one day? Hah! Thanks very much Bibi and Miriam!


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And hence the apropos appelation "Senile Satan."

It's a mystery to me how AIPAC politicians from both parties who deliberately delivered America into this national economic and military catastrophe haven't been dragged through the streets or simply disemboweled.


On 25 Dec 1989, the Ceausescus of Romania were summarily tried and executed in one day for "sabotaging the national economy," "undermining the national prestige," and a host of other blasphemies, yet AIPAC politicians are strutting about America without a care in the world.

After the Second World War ended, France codified a new offense called "indignite nationale;" French prostitutes who collaborated or consorted with the Bosch were shaved bald and close to 800 male collaborators were executed (a fraction of total indictees).

Today is an absolutely fascinating chapter in American history and a sure-fire study for future researchers on how these AIPAC saboteurs are politically surviving after causing such a calamity for the US.


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All at once, the imbecilic Trumpf junta deported farm, fishing, and slaughterhouse migrant workers from the US, gutted food safety and screw-worm inspectors, and caused a bottleneck of petroleum, chemicals, and fertilizers in the Strait of Hormuz.

And the incompetent Trumpf cabal dangerosly weakened US national security defenses.

All at once.

Breathtakingly remarkable.

~snip~


"Look Kang! America is ready to be conquered! They are on their knees because of no food, Trumpf Diarrhea Syndrome, and no toilet paper! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!"

"One day we must thank the Republican voter and Senile Satan for our imminent triumph, Kodos."

"Agreed, Kang. By way of reward, we shall eat the MAGAts and Trumpf Crime Family thieves last."

"Bwa-ha-ha-ha!"

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