Maybe Bill Pulte will declassify the Hoffman files along with the Epstein records.

But wait, I catch myself.

Adam Hoffman's sexual blasphemies are not on file at ODNI or the USIC.

ICYMI: www.electjordan.com

"Candidate Jordan Wood supports US Senator Bernie Sanders' (I-VT) resolution to restrict offensive weapons sales to Israel but backs the continuation of aid to the Pariah state with certain conditions.

Wood said he believes Israel has committed war crimes in Gaza, but stopped short of accusing the Rogue state of genocide, something in 2024 the UN and academics the world over have clearly confirmed."

If US Senator Chuck Schumer (D-Israel) endorses Jordan Wood, then we'll know what Mainers will be getting.

*** GOP Insiders: Graham Platner's Exit is Bad News for AIPAC Dinosaur Susan Collins (R) ***

"The stuff we already knew about Graham Platner (D) was going to propel good-for-nothing Susan Collins (R) to overcome the Trumpf anchor. Now it's going to be a Democrat with a cleaner record, presumably."

*** Two Samaritans Rescue Skunk Whose Head Was Stuck in a Dumpster Hole ***

Or the people of Venezuela or Iran.

"State Rep. James Talarico, the Democratic US Senate nominee, raised a staggering $30m from April through June, his campaign announced Wednesday -- more than triple the amount brought in by his Republican opponent, pedophile protector Texas AG Ken Paxton."

~snip~

$30m is more than triple what the Sharia-spooked AIPAC sock puppet raised at $9m.

*** And More Malevolence in Tennessee: Veterans Furious Their Blvd Renamed After Hatemonger Charlie Kirk ***

*** More Evil in Tennessee as Useless Mega-Oligarch Scott Bessent Names Bridge after Pedophile ***

This is the new "water into wine" miracle.

"I work my furry little paws to the bone on my XP computer for you people and this is the thanks I get."

Serial killers and their demonic "familiars" (e.g. oligarchs, Kapos, Gestapo) are running several countries on our planet: US, Russia, Israel, North Korea, and China -- the "Axis of Evil."

As another drudge.com blogger wrote a few years ago: "Prove me wrong."

Political opprtunist Beshear Says to McConnell, 'fully update Kentuckians' on Your Health and Wealth"

This good-for-no-one Jurassic Republican %$#*@{&! -- who spent a lifetime career pauperizing Americans, preventing universal healthcare, gave us Brett Kavanaugh, stopped all legislation curbing firearms regulations -- and his Chinese communist spy wife (71) -- will never live long enough to spend their ill-gotten pelf of $35m.

"I'll be back."

Corky always has an eye on the pretty waitresses.

*** Pro-Israel Rightwing Newsmax TV Tumor: "It's Time To Talk About Nuking Iran" ***

"Excuse me. Is Senator Mitch McConnell here?"

"Sir, the convalescing senator will be returned to this private room in an hour after his special bath. He's enjoying his five-star congressional healthcare plan, 'ya know."

"I'll be back."

Both Roy Batty and Khan Noonian Singh use the same killing technique.

They pulverize the skulls of hated ones with their bare hands, like crushing rotten fruit.

The USSS did the right thing out of an abundance of caution, but inadvertently confessed to the world that the Qatari POTUS 747 jumbo jet is not up to USAF standard to protect the POTUS. The contractors made their money over the past ten months anyway. Yay, capitalism!

Overlooked in this equation is that Tehran would not want to embarrass, anger, or dishonor Ankara by attacking their guest. On many levels, Iran attacking AF1 in the vicinity of Turkish airspace would be an effront.

Long after Dummkopf Trumpf and the loathsome Benjamin Netanyahu -- a miscreant who wants perpetual war against Iran and Muslim states -- are gone -- Iran's 93m and Turkiye's 88m people still have to live with each other, staring at Israel's 7.7m people ethnically cleansing Muslims in Gaza, the West Bank, southern Syria, and Lebanon south of the Litani River.

Dummkopf Trumpf whined to reporters the shift in travel plans was not due to a security concern.

But then: "They had leaders, they're gone, and they had another set of leaders, they're gone. Now they have another set of leaders, they may be gone. Who knows? And you know what, I may be gone too, because I'm their No. 1 target," Trumpf sniveled.

Uttered at the Algonquin Roundtable, I'd wager.

Dummkopf Trumpf learned something from fellow New Yorker NYC Zohran Mamdani (D) and his plan for five grocery stores for poor people, one for each borough.

Bill Pulte, an unpopular mega-oligarch with a net worth of $100m has already removed about 50 USIC employees who have mortgages to pay, families to feed, school loans to pay back, income taxes to file, and children to raise.

"If [Bill Pulte] doesn't care about blowing up cyber exploits, putting foreign relationships at risk, or getting people killed, he could declassify a lot," one former official warned.

US allies and intelligence partners are not going to like this development one bit.