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Wednesday, August 05, 2026

  • Dana Bash: "How do you prepare for the next pandemic?"
  • Secretary Sewage Swim: "We did almost everything wrong."
  • Dana Bash: "But what about now?"
  • Secretary Racoon Penis: "We need to protect our rights."
  • Dana Bash: ?
  • Secretary Roadkill: "During Covid we dismantled our rights."
  • Dana Bash: "But I'm asking what *to* do"
  • Secretary Raw Milk: "You were part of the problem."
  • Dana Bash: "You want to sit here and attack me?"
    RFK Jr's fate had he lived centuries ago
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    Karma intervened when MAGA hatemonger Scott LoBaido (61) suffered a cardiac arrest while needlessly trying to confront the successful and pacific NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D) in Staten Island.

    Scott LoBaido is not a good human being


    Israeli soldiers and civilian contractors are systematically removing potential proof of genocide from the Gaza Strip daily by the truckload, an apparent violation of an order issued by the World Court for Israel to preserve evidence of genocidal acts committed by the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) in the Palestinian exclave. The Lancet UK estimates that since 7 Oct 2023, over 75,000 Palestinians in Gaza were butchered by the American taxpayer-funded IDF to make way for detestable Jared Kushner's luxury beachside resort for Israeli oligarchs and lunatic Settlers.

    Auschwitz is prohibited from being demolished as a grim reminder of the Holocaust.


    Like in Kentucky this summer when AIPAC money overwhelmed Congressman Thomas Massie (R) in his Republican primary bid for re-election, former progressive Congresswoman Cori Bush (D) lost her primary race to the unscrupulous incumbent Congressman Wesley Bell (D) and AIPAC's war chest of millions of dollars. Former prosecutor Wesley Bell once worked for Republican Mark J Byrne.

    Foreign interference in Missouri 1st CD primary race (pop. ~742,814).


    On Sunday 2 Aug 2026, LASD deputies arrested Jeanine John Taele (38) at the Trumpf National Golf Course in Rancho Palos Verdes CA where Dummkopf Trumpf was hosting a fundraising dinner for the Republican National Committee. Plain clothes USSS agents reported a suspicious individual walking throughout the golf course grounds taking photographs and videos and appearing to monitor security-planning activities. After LASD deputies arrested Taele, investigators recovered a small arsenal: An illegally modified AR platform rifle, M1911 .45 caliber automatic pistol, body armor, high-capacity magazines, bulk pistol and rifle ammunition, multiple notebooks containing concerning statements, and two radio signal devices.

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    Vicious Islamophobe Scott LoBaido (61) remains in critical condition. We trust the Republican Party "BBB" did not affect his health insurance premiums too badly.

    From the internet, we learn this wretched malpariso has produced a litany of blasphemies, including calling for hanging Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) for "treason," screaming abuse at "communist" then-mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani over a bullhorn in 2025 which got him arrested, attempting to stop a drag show in Staten Island, and releasing hundreds of obscene penis-shaped balloons featuring the face of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, a prosecutor who is a dedicated nemesis of Dummkopf Trumpf.

    Jeanine John Taele (38):


    Justice Dept: Defendant faces a maximum ten years penalty, so far

    A criminal complaint contains merely allegations, and all defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

    "[Dummkopf Trumpf] put our nose in a war that we shouldn't be in."


    And this aircraft carrier deployed in this unconstitutional war being fought on behalf of Israel which is bankrupting the US economy is named after our greatest POTUS.

    Unglaublich.

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