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Saturday, August 22, 2026

Islamomisist US Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL): "Islamists are RIGGING our elections and planning their takeover of America. Radical Islamists have infiltrated every corner of our country. They are in our government, our schools, and our communities. They are moving forward with their plan to take over America. And unless you take a stand right now, they will be one step closer to eliminating our Constitution and replacing it with Sharia Law. The future of America is at stake."

AIPAC-ers are pod-people that have infiltrated America like an invasive species


Secretary of the US Army Dan Driscoll -- a military veteran as well as friend and Yale University classmate of VPOTUS JD Vance -- is expected to leave the sinister Trumpf junta by the end of the year, if not sooner, after months of tension with inter-galactically incompetent Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath.

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Friday, August 21, 2026

The CDC informs: "Public health officials in several states are investigating a multistate outbreak of E. coli and Salmonella infections linked to alfalfa sprouts; at least 55 people have been stricken, mostly in Wisconsin and Minnesota."

"America has the safest food supply in the world."


Wired is reporting the that Elon Musk is expected to sink more than $100 million into Texas midterms. read more


The Israeli Death Forces (IDF) bombed an airbase in Syria ahead of a Turkish military deployment there, drawing condemnation from Ankara and criticism from a US envoy who called it an "unnecessary escalation." ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu, a demonic rakshasa responsible for the deaths of nearly 75,000 human beings in the Gaza Strip and displacing one million people in Lebanon, had previosuly warned NATO member Turkiye not to deploy forces to her ally Syria.

IDF occupying parts of southern Syria, violating her airspace, and emptying villages east of the Golan Heights. Benjamin Netanyahu is simply not a good human being.


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Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath: Underqualified. Incompetent. Alcoholic. Vainglorious baboon. OPSEC failure. Misogynist. Walking Poison Ivy plant. Racist. Anti-LGBTQ. Career destroyer. Phony Christian. Sycophant. Former second-rate Faux News TV tumor. Blasphemer. Lothario. Witchhunter-General. Blunderer. Profligate money waster. Russophile.

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*** Kim Jong-un Sends 8,500 NORKs to their Certain Doom Fighting the Hearty Ukrainians ***

Coupla three things here:

  • Phatpuq Kim Jong-un keeps the Russian salaries of these poor devils
  • Desperate ICC-indicted war criminal Vladimir Putin is trying to buy time for his Nakba
  • Dummkopf Trumpf signaled he intends to reduce military cooperation with ROK and he wants to meet the porcine Pol Pot this year; D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel visits Russia in Oct after UNGA takes place in NYC
  • Russian soldiers dislike the North Koreans, calling them "ch_inks." American soldiers, who fought several Asian countries in the last century, have a more expansive vocabulary for Oriental adversaries. In the 1960s, US soldiers called the Vietnamese "g__ks," a term from the lengthy US occupation of the Philippines. Tagalog sounded like "baby" talk to the gringos, so our GIs called them "goo-goos" which shortened to just "g__k."
  • The world would be better served if these 8,500 NORKs were deployed to Gaza to help the beleagured Palestinian people against the onslaught of the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) einsatzgruppen.

    Source: North Korea gets more WMD help from the Kremlin


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    18 Americans have already died for Israel and the US national debt is a staggering $39.97T.

    Todah rabah, Bibi and Miriam! Enjoy your worldclass universal healthcare system!

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