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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Journalist Michael Wolff, author of four books about the reigning POTUS: Donald Trump is likely going to fire USSECSTATE Marco Rubio because he consistently exhibits the "fatal" flaw of upstaging the 47th POTUS.

How in the world does a sycophantic vapid Empty Suit like Marco Rubio upstage anybody on the planet?


US Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) during hearings on Capitol Hill: "Quite frankly, I don't give a damn what Kash Patel does in his private life, but there are multiple, well-sourced reports that his heavy drinking is interfering with his ability to do his job as Director of the FBI. When his private life starts impacting the safety of the American people, we should all be worried."

"You are a disgrace, Mr. Director."


Prominent theologian Pastor Mitri Raheb, founder and president of Dar al-Kalima University in Bethlehem: "Palestinian Christians are facing an existential crisis under Israeli occupation, with movement restrictions, economic collapse and rising attacks by extremist occupiers pushing families to flee. The situation is deteriorating to an extent that if this continues, by 2050 there will be no Christians left in Palestine."

On 6 April 2026, "Hit-and-Run" Blogger 'CutiePie' Killed This Thread About Persecution Against Christians in Israel


  • Joseph P. Kennedy Sr was friends with D/FBI J. Edgar Hoover and became an informant for him on Hollywood celebrities with communist tendencies.
  • As a US Senator, JFK never passed one simple purity test from Eleanor Roosevelt. JFK avoided publicly condemning US Senator Joe McCarthy and his hideous communist witch-hunts because these Irish families were both conservative and friends.
  • His entire life, wealthy JFK walked around without a nickel in his pockets to even buy a stick of gum. The Kennedy family scion always borrowed money from friends and classmates who would send a bill to his father. Before he embarked on a trip as POTUS, JFK said: "Gosh, I don't have a cent on me!" His father asked a maid to quickly get him an envelope full of cash.
  • JFK would donate his considerable POTUS salary to charity. read more


    Tuesday, May 12, 2026

    At the Taco Joint restaurant outside University of Texas, Austin, POTUS Barack Obama (D) walked in to a James Talarico (D) and Gina Hinojosa (D) political event, surprising everyone. The gracious ex-POTUS then went from table to table and introduced himself to stunned patrons: "Do you know our outstanding next governor and senator?"

    POTUS Barack Obama (D) in NYC with another young Democratic Party leader


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    Marco Rubio's tenure as USSECSTATE has been aptly summarized as "worthless." Link: Overpaid Hologram

    Junta members FDA Commissioner Marty Makary, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and USAG Pam Bondi have already been shown the door and it would be a miracle if D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel survives the public and congressional humiliation of being exposed as an alcoholic and a perjurer. And with the illegal war against the people of Iran going sideways, Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth could also be purged for rank incompetence.

    Empty Suit Marco Rubio has a 15-point lead over good-for-nothing Hillbilly Hypocrite VPOTUS JD Vance in a recently conducted GOP 2028 presidential poll.

    Mega-oligarch Larry "AIPAC" Ellison and Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu would not like to see their MIGA cat's paw USSECSTATE Marco Rubio kicked out.


    In the past 24 hours, the IDF killed two more Palestinians and wounded a child in Gaza, bring the death toll to 72,818; 20,179 children, 12,500 women. During the IDF pogrom to clean out Muslims from Gaza, 172,555 have been wounded or maimed with US-manufactured weapons and American taxpayer funds.


    In 2025 alone, the US government sent Israel about $12 billion in military funding to mass murder the Palestinian people. This amount could have fed 1,982,488 American families with one year's free groceries.



    The Chairman of the Board escorting First Lady-to-be Jacqueline Kennedy to the pre-inaugural gala held at the Washington Armory on 19 Jan 1961. Sammy Davis Jr was disinvited from performing with the rest of the "Rat Pack" so as not to offend white supremacist "Dixiecrats." Sammy Davis Jr then became a Republican and years later the first Man of Color to spend a night at the White House at POTUS Richard Nixon's invitation.

    The winning ticket platform for any POTUS candidate in 2028:

    1) Immediately abolish ICE and DHS. First by Executive Order, and then through Congress. On 20 Jan 2029, immediately after the WH luncheon, this E.O. can be in the Federal Register by 1600 hours: "All ICE and DHS personnel will operate unarmed and unmasked at all times and will bring aliens before Immigration Judges (IJ) for due process. Should DHS or ICE personnel feel insecure about conducting their mission, the USAG will deploy one pair of armed DUSMs to accompany them. A Presidential Task Force will then purge the DHS and ICE records of Americans and Permanent Residents obtained without warrant."

    2) Immediately stop funding Israel. First by Executive Order, and then through Congress. This E.O. can be published in the Federal Register by 1605 Hours, 20 Jan 2029: "The US government immediately stops sending hardworking American taxpayer dollars to the State of Israel."

    3) Expand Medicare for all to provide Americans with universal healthcare, as enjoyed by the residents of Germany, Israel, Canada, Iran, Cuba, Greenland, tiny Albania, and in 2027, Mexico.

    4) Investigate all oligarchs who made billions under the nefandous Trumpf junta and use the federal courts to claw back their ill-gotten pelf with lawsuits.

    5) Enlarge the size of the Supreme Court by adding enough Justices to outnumber the reactionary Republicans who have constipated the execution of justice for years. There is no Constitutional limit on the number of SCOTUS Justices nor is there a legal requirement that a justice must be an attorney.

    Who doesn't what this?

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