"Top rope," get it?

"Hear ye, hear ye kind people and gather my words!

Comes now the news that good-for-nothing billionaire heiress Linda McMahon has been righteously condemned to having her soul separated from her body at an acacia tree for the following blasphemies: trafficking in pederasty, perpetrating class war on her fellow Americans, depriving young people of a future, and other heresies. Sentence will be carried out immediately by Samaritans.

Ye are hereby commended to be of good cheer and spread these glad tidings!"

The contemptible Steve Bannon, one of the world's worst persons, also consorted with the late blackmailing sex maniac Mossad sayan Jeffrey Epstein.

Blech!

"South American is not an AIPAC pod-person! Muslim lover!"

Hi Clownshack:

As you wrote, the orange shht-gibbon is including himself in the "Mission not Accomplished" category (2017 - 2021).

D/CIA John Ratcliffe secretly flies to Moscow for a chit-chat with KAOS agents in the Kremlin and then the Senile Satan posts this bizarre message.

Meanwhile the US national debt level will reach the moon, Americans are running out of toilet paper and selling plasma to make a buck, and USN sailors have tried jumping overboard from their ships.

So much "winning."

Thanks Bibi and Miriam!

"FUNNY"

Israeli trolls like WILLOWBY or A. FIEND menacing Coriolanus:

Palestinian resistance leader Yassir Arafat donating blood to American victims of the 9/11 attacks from a hospital in Gaza which has now been destroyed by the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) who have killed over twenty times the number of casualties from 9/11.

"Eli, I'm gonna try wasting time with this stupidity to get Americans to somehow hate Iran. Whaddaya think?"

"I don't know, Avi, the Americans can't afford to buy toilet paper and are selling blood to make a shekel. We've really effed up their economy pretty bad. This idiotic story may not be so important to them."

"Well, we gotta try something to distract the dummies in America. Look at the elections! By the way, I won't write about the IDF screwing over Persian Jews in Tehran with the air pollution and black toxic smoke they caused. Boy, imagine Jews being angry with us fellow Jews."

"You said it, Avi. Hey, better stalk and harrass Pumpkinhead on drudge.com a bit. He's getting worse than Coriolanus in exposing us."

"Check. Say, how much longer can we squeeze Islamophobia out of the gullible Americans?"

"Until all of Israel is cleared of Arabs, you dope! Now get busy Avi!"

Inexplicably, America's immediate neighbor to the south -- Mexico -- who will provide universal healthcare for all 131.74 million of her people in 2027 -- has not fighting off a pod-person invasion of their body politic and society like here in the US.

Strange.

Canada, a clearly functioning nation, is doing much better under PM Mark Carney than with the amiable Justin Trudeau (L).

PM Carney recognized the State of Palestine, unlike Trudeau who was intimidated by the filthy Benjamin Netanayahu and Canada's version of AIPAC.

The Canadian Parliament has their version of AIPAC pod-person Jared Moskowitz/Chuck Schumer.

Anthony Housefather (L) represents a well-to-do riding in Montreal and therefore makes money in a safe seat pushing ethnic cleansing on Canadians.

Hi Yodagirl

Good catch!

Markwayne Mullet.

I wonder if this doofus got his wife a sinecure with DHS so that she could fly with him on USG planes and pad her paycheck with our taxpayer dollars?

"USAF Major Jason Watson is not of...the Body and must therefore be absorbed.

Lawgivers, do your duty.

Thus speaks Landru."

"FUNNY"

Canada is what the US could have been: Less than 300 gun homicides a year, universal healthcare, protected natural resources, police oversight.

Lotsa luck to Artemis in her new home.

#5

Confederates or rednecks seem to have first two names, don't they? Robert Ritchie, Michael Bobby, Samuel Teddy, and coincidentally, Randy George.

~snip~

Career Soldiers have favorite Generals -- personal and from history -- and Randy George would be no exception. There are a lot of angry Soldiers and Officers out there today.

And General George was "young" with another major assignment coming his way.

"Pumpkinhead is not an irrational Islamophobe. He is not of...the Body. Pumpkinhead must therefore be absorbed. Thus commands Landru AIPAC."

#9

When you read Charlie Chan mysteries, Earl Derr Biggers' detective uses humor all the time, to wit:

Charlie Chan seriously addressing a reluctant witness: "Confucius say when sparrow find worm in dark, robin will find apple in day."

Nervous witness: "Alright, alright already. I'll tell what ya wanna know."

Charlie Chan's white partner after the interview: "Charlie, what the heck was all that sparrow-worm cock-and-bull?"

Charlie Chan smiling: "Gosh, Frank, I dunno. I made all that up. I just wanted that dummy to think that we're smart. Hey, it worked. Let's go grab a hot dog, I'm starving." [sic]