I was always curious as to why in 2008 Barack Obama chose Joe Biden to be his running mate.

"Look, Eli! A schwarzer is the Democratic POTUS! Oy, gevalt!"

"Don't worry, Avi, the schnook took Joe Biden to be his VPOTUS."

"Whew! As long as Bernie Sanders is out."

When does good-for-nothing Lindseed Graham (R-SC) testify?

"Both criminal cases led to federal indictments but were ultimately dismissed after Dummkopf Trumpf won his second term, due to a long-standing Department of Justice policy that prevents sitting presidents from facing criminal prosecution."

"Policy," not law.

Maybe this is R4D5:

*** Maybe Mitch McConnell Moved to Europe, Israel, or the 'Undiscovered Country' ***

"Mitch McConnell, the good-for-nothing 84-year-old Kentucky senator whose term expires on 3 January 2027, may expire before that.

His status and whereabouts have become as big of a state secret as anything in the CIA's vaults. Two weeks ago, on the morning of 14 June, he was found unconscious at his DC home and rushed to the hospital, after an EMS call reporting a cardiac arrest at his address and that he'd been given CPR."

This pit fiend has neither charm, charisma, nor the barest minimum of stage presence.

And worse for Stephen Miller, his shelf life won't be long after the satanic Trumpf junta is ousted on 20 Jan 2029.

Sometimes "less is more." The larger the security detail, the more opportunity for an insider threat.

In North Korea, loyal bodyguard labeled by KCIA as "Grandpa" has been a family fixture for decades.

I think R5D4 is the first schmuck dancing in the photo above.

I wonder how many drudge.com bloggers feel duped or angry after learning they were engaged with disingenuous Israeli trolls like A. Fiend, R5D4, or CutiePie?

"You mean I was talking earnestly with a hologram all these years?"

"Yup."

"#@^*&!"

"You're good people."

The illegal and unconstitutional war fought against the people of Iran by US forces on behalf of Israel has so far cost the hardworking American taxpayer $113.3bn.

Israeli barbarity on display:

*** NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D) Moving Quickly on Affordable Housing for Seniors ***

The latest initiative in the Bronx will reserve eighty homes for NYCHA residents and 69 for formerly homeless older New Yorkers.

His Honor has only been in office since 1 Jan 2026 -- six months -- or 12.5% of his first term.

*** IDF Serial Killers in Gaza Butcher Unarmed Palestinian Soccer Player ***

"Saleem Khader Al-Ashqar (32) had married just five months ago and the couple were expecting their first child. Saleem was also the only brother to seven sisters."

*** IDF Continues Gruesome Killing Spree in Gaza, Butchering Three More Palestinians ***

Like an unstoppable serial killer, the American taxpayer-funded Israeli Death Forces (IDF) killed three more Palestinians with a drone strike near a Gaza hospital and fuel station.

Since the so-called ceasefire agreement went into effect on 11 October 2025, the IDF has slaughtered 1,053 Palestinians and wounded 3,406 others. The bodies of 786 slain Palestinians have been recovered during the same period.

The last IDF ethnic cleanser killed in Gaza was murdered by his own comrades in a "friendly fire" incident in Feb 2026.

Palestinian resistance fighters have honored the "cease-fire," the homicidal maniacs of the IDF have not.

Barring Republican Party interference, US midterm elections are scheduled for Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

Thanks, NH. I didn't want to use AI to translate it. My German is way out of practice now.

"Against stupidity even the gods struggle in vain" explains idiot Republicans who continually vote against their own economic interests -- sinking the rest of us in the process.

US Senator Tommy Tuberville (R):

"Yes, I said that in 2020. My dad was a veteran who served in World War II and died while on active duty at age 53. That's why I have a foundation that supports veterans."

Al.com reports: "The foundation appears dormant. Its website domain is unused. A Facebook page is inactive. An email address listed for the nonprofit bounced back this week."

~snip~

Open source reporting:

"As of 2025, Tommy Tuberville's net worth is estimated to be around $16m to $20m. This pelf primarily comes from his successful career as a college football coach, his active and insider stock trading, and various shady business ventures."

Just another Republican goniff and rank Islamophobe.

" spiteful, barbarian sadism."

Yup.

This is cruel arborcide and the planet needs more trees, not less.

One valiant USSS S/A can "Valkyrie" Trumpf in the back of the head for all of us.

"Bang!"

The S/A would immediately drop the firearm and surrender to the PSD:

"I had to do it."

"Good job. But we gotta cuff ya now."

"Ten-four."

He/she would be later acquitted by jury nullification or the next non-Republican POTUS can pardon him or her.

The Iranian hacker group Handala recently breached incompetent D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel's personal e-mail account.

Todah rabah for the flag, rf4b!

"Argh! Stupid voter fraud! It's out there cuz I said so! Blargh! Only Protestant whites, Republican Catholics, and intolerant Jews have the right to vote in America! Gargh! Stupid minorities! Pflargh!"

"Stupid Persians who created chess! Argh! American dummies sided with oil-poor Israel -- 7.2m Jews instead of establishing detente with an oil-rich country of 92m people! Blargh! And I don't care that the IDF and the US made life miserable for the thousands of harmless Jews who lived in Iran for millenia and speak Ladino -- their form of Yiddish! Argh! Now look where this stupid war got us! Gargh! Nowhere! Islamo-fascists! Plargh!"

The Israeli Death Forces (IDF) -- American taxpayer-funded serial killers of the Middle East -- like NYC's Son of Sam.