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Friday, February 21, 2025

Three people were shot and killed in a parking lot outside a driver's licensing office in Louisville, KY. A male victim died at the scene while two female victims died at a hospital. No suspect is in custody. According to the police, "there does not seem to be a public threat." Only in the US can a police officer say that with a murderer on the loose. read more


The US Marshals Service has deputized members of Elon Musk's private security detail, giving them certain rights and protections of federal law enforcement agents. These private citizens can now carry weapons on federal grounds. If something went awry with the detail, the USMS could also be held legally liable, meaning the American taxpayer could foot the bill in a future lawsuit. read more


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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)"Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky announced his retirement on Thursday, declaring, "My work destroying this country is done." Stating, "I want to spend more time rolling back progress for my family," the senator told reporters. "I retire with my head held high, knowing that I am leaving the country in smoldering ruins. From torpedoing gun laws to boosting sexual assailants onto the Supreme Court, I have been tireless in my effort to make this land unfit for human habitation," McConnell said. read more


Thursday, February 20, 2025

The GAO confirmed that it will pursue the request for an investigation made by Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) into how and why DOGE accessed the Treasury's payment system. "GAO's mission is to support Congress in carrying out its constitutional duties and GAO is a legislative branch agency. As the investigative arm of Congress, GAO examines how federal dollars are spent and how federal programs, policies, and operations work." read more


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