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Wednesday, November 04, 2026

Good-for-nothing outgoing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) blamed Dummkopf Trumpf for last night's Blue Tsunami: "Let's just be clear about what happened last night. This is close to an extinction-level event for Republicans in many parts of the country." And the malpariso replacing DeSatan, Congressman Byron Donalds (R), opposes defending Ukraine against Russia, is a virulent anti-LGBTQ Islamophobe, and supports regime change in Cuba. As a congressman, this amoeba failed to disclose over 100 stock trades totaling up to $1.6 million between 2022 and 2023. The corrupt Florida governor must have never heard the adage that people who live in glass houses ought not to throw stones.

Ron DeSatan is a double Ivy League graduate. Simply remarkable.


After nearly 30 years of prioritizing the needs of the Israeli people over the needs of Mainers and her fellow Americans, US Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) was finally thrown into the dustbin of history on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026. Amongst her crowning achievements: Voting against extending ACA tax credits (Obamacare), a stalwart commitment to funding DHS and ICE, confirming far-right troglodyte Brett Kavanaugh to his lifetime sinecure on the Supreme Court, as well as confirming anti-vaxxer RFK Jr as HHS Secretary. After three decades of helping to pauperize Americans, this Jurassic Park reject will now receive a delightful pension of $139,200 per annum (80% of $174,000), courtesy of the hard-working American taxpayer who still not enjoy universal healthcare like Israelis, Canadians, Brits, Swedes, Germans, or next year, all Mexican residents. And she's filthy rich to boot read more


Several, but not all, Republican AIPAC candidates lost on Election Day. In Texas, Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott lost, Susan Collins (R) in Maine lost and Islamophobe Bruce Blakeman (R), a champion of the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) and ICE, lost against NYS Governor Kathy Hochul (D) who has been riding the coat-tails of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D). In Ohio, serial wife-batterer Max Miller (R) was humiliated at the polls, as was Vivek Ramaswamy (R). Six non-AIPAC Democrats won their races: Darializa Avila Chevalier (NY), Claire Valdez (NY), Melat Kiros (CO); Donavan McKinney (MI), Chris Rabb (PA), and importantly, US Senator-elect Dr Abdul El-Sayed (MI). In Florida, the despicable Byron Donalds (R) will become that state's first African-American governor. Watch for an increase in Florida-Israeli commercial ties, as well as an uptick in firearms violence, banana republic-style political appointments, and zero efforts to combat flooding, pollution, and disease.


Saturday, October 31, 2026

New Yorkers enrolled in SNAP will be able to earn 40% more in Health Bucks, a program that matches what SNAP beneficiaries spend at farmers markets and farm stands. read more


Friday, October 30, 2026

At a Dummkopf Trumpf political rally in Rock Hill, South Carolina, an attendee floored a Faux News reporter during an interview, as follows:

  • Faux News Reporter: "The rally is being started here in Rock Hill and we've got Tom right here, who is kind enough to answer a few questions. Tom, why are you here?"
  • Rally Attendee Tom: "Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to get involved and go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre, but this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here."
  • Faux News Reporter: "Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?"
  • Rally Attendee Tom: "That's right, there's nothing like seeing a cult right up front, man."
  • Faux News Reporter: "Alright. So maybe this is not a Trumpf supporter. So are some pro- and anti-Trumpf people here today."
    Senile Satan


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    Dummkopf Trumpf gets along well with the Mohammedans like Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI), the next US Senator for Michigan.

    Trumpf even attends Islamic conferences and makes money with them. See?


    And White House staffers told Maggie Haberman that Senile Satan has a certain male "type," like handsome NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D-NY), another Muslim.

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    Soon to be minted an American citizen, Alfred Hitchcock (and his screenwriters) presented a more "cleaned up" cinematic version of the novel in their 1951 film, omitting the issues of corruption in America. This was during the notorious House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) witch-hunts.

    Hitchcock also changed the location from Patricia Highsmith's Texas to the American northeast; the action taking place in cities along train stops between NYC and Washington DC. The director also inserted a sympathetic US Senator -- the future father-in-law of Guy Haines -- something Patricia Highsmith who was a member of the Young Communist League at Barnard College -- may or may not have approved of.

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    And Bibi's phonus-bolonus Iranian MANPADS threat against the Orange Doofus in powerful Turkiye after the NATO Summit in Ankara tricked the so-called "leader of the free world" to abscond away like a poltroon in a hot dog cart or catering truck, while leaving his staff vulnerable to the phantom non-existent threat which the Trumpf junta took seriously because they purged the USIC of experienced analysts and investigators.

    Turkiye's experienced and formidable security services have yet to find one molecule of evidence of an Iranian plot against the White House Windbag -- especially after their Emniyet established an airtight cordon sanitaire around the NATO summit to protect all the world leaders.

    Experienced Middle East analysts know that Iran wouldn't dishonor their neighbor and trading partner Turkiye with such an idiotic attempt on Turkish soil or in their airspace.

    In The Police's final and Grammy-winning album Synchronicity (released 17 June 1983), they sang "you'll be, wrapped around my finger...."

    This refrain applies aptly to blunderer Dummkopf Trumpf.

    The anti-AIPAC blue wave is just right around the corner -- watch the results on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

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    The point of this OP wasn't to bash Joe Biden per se as he slowly nears "that undiscovered country from whence no man has returned," but to provide an insight into the mindset of conservative Pennsylvania where he grew up.

    Joe Biden's previous insensitivity towards People of Color manifested itself in 2024 with his insensitivity towards the Palestinian people being slaughtered in Gaza wholesale by the Israeli Death Forces (IDF). It was no secret that the late Pope Francis disapproved of Biden's handling of Israel.

    The midterm elections are right around the corner. Pennsylvania is basically a Red State sandwiched in-between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia. We could see the right-wing nature of the state today with politicians like John Fetidman (D-Israel) or Josh Shapiro (D-Israel), staunch vanguards of AIPAC, ICE, and the status quo.

    If one watches That Championship Season (1982), one could visualize Joe Biden as one of those white Catholic basketball players attending their annual reunion. In fact, one is a politician in a heated campaign which he may lose. These are the same bigots who would oppose desegregation and busing, as Kamala Harris pointed out about Senator Biden's 1970's record and his ability to "reach across the aisle" to white racist senators.

    The corollary film to watch -- if one has time -- is the epochal movie The Deer Hunter (1978, directed by Michael Cimino). This movie depicts white patriotic blue collar Pennsylvanians during the Vietnam War.

    As the tragedy of that useless war befell two of the patriotic Pennsylvanians in the film, in real life the tragedy of the useless Iraq War would later befall the son of POTUS Joe Biden, Beau, whose exposure to lethal carcinogens in the US military burn pits in Iraq led to his cancer.

    Sometimes art can reflect life better than strict textbook political analysis.

    No hard feelings towards anyone (even the Israeli and AIPAC stalkers who troll drudge.com).

    "Run, Coriolanus, run!"

    "Oh! My hair!"


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