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SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

The USA is the greatest nation on earth. We can and should be choosy about whom we allow to become citizens.

#11 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

Your first statement is demonstrably false by the simple reason that s*^%heap morons like you are allowed to vote.

Posted by jpw at 2026-10-02 07:31 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

The left discovers the great dumbing down of schools

It is just a reply-craving troll

Spot on.

There was a time they'd brag about how their stupidity resulted in multiple responses. As if that were something to be proud of.

I guess any attention is good when you're lonely and miserable and desperately seeking human interaction.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-02 01:51 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter

The left discovers the great dumbing down of schools

" While the right and Republicans CONTROL public education.

Hence the devolution.

#13 | POSTED BY DANFORTH AT 2026-10-02 01:02 AM | FLAG: "

That is some epic and disingenuous trolling)g right there.

At the state level Republicans have been pushing things 8e school choice something Dems ferociously oppose.

Posted by BellRinger at 2026-10-02 01:31 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by ClownShack

Bonhoeffer and Stupidity: Why Evil Looks Normal Today

Why evil looks normal today?

"Eichmann in Jerusalem: The Banality of Evil" by Hannah Arendt is an informative read.

Posted by ExpectingReign at 2026-10-01 10:24 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

#47

Then destroy their Islamic dictatorship and let them regain their democracy.

Posted by willowby at 2026-10-01 09:30 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by ClownShack

The left discovers the great dumbing down of schools

- Public high schools are churning out barely literate, almost innumerate graduates.

Who are almost Guaranteed to become Republican voters.

The Republican Dumbing Down of America Program is werking really well!

The Dumbing Down of America has been a 50 year project of the Republican Party that started with, "The tax cuts for the wealthy will Trickle Down!"...

... and continued with Planned Recessions, underfunded edumacation, expensive bad healthcare, Money as Speech, Corporate Personhood, and legalized political bribery and Forever Wars.

So, they've werked long and hard for the resulting Trump voters.

Bellboy is competing with 1Nut for the coveted rwing Miss Obtusity Prize.

Posted by Corky at 2026-10-01 08:55 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

people.com

I want to draw people's attention to something

The state has defended keeping information that could reveal its drug supplier confidential. In litigation over execution records in 2025, TDOC argued that even details that do not explicitly name a supplier, such as drug packaging, could potentially be combined with other information to identify the source, Nashville Public Radio reported.

The department argued that identifying a supplier could lead opponents of the death penalty to pressure companies involved in the supply chain to stop providing the drugs, jeopardizing Tennessee's ability to obtain them.

Think about that for a second

the STATE, you know US, are denying US access to information that would allow US to pressure the STATE to stop killing people.

This is ------- orwellian ---- right there

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-01 08:54 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

I repeat:

We destroyed Iran's brief flirtation with democracy. That's a historical fact.

#38 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 06:24 PM | Reply

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 08:20 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, funny by sitzkrieg

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

And don't forget the precedent set with the preemptive pardons. This administration will do the same thing and watch the tears flow.

#19 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Also watch the faux concern disappear from ridiculous pieces of s*&^ like you.

Posted by jpw at 2026-10-01 07:18 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Now that she's braindead Trump will assign her to the head of the department of health.

Watch out RFKJR, she's coming for you and your little brai worm too!

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-01 07:07 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by horstngraben

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

Willowby is like that gorilla who occasionally comes out of his cage to wiggle his tiny dick around in public just to satisfy himself that he's still king of the zoo.

Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-10-01 06:39 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by willowby, funny by ClownShack

The left discovers the great dumbing down of schools

Ballwasher the ------- idiot

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-10-01 06:31 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

We destroyed Iran's brief flirtation with democracy. That's a historical fact.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 06:24 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

Iran had a democratically elected parliamentary government. It was run by Prime Minister Mohammad Mossadegh.

Google "Operation Ajax" in 1953.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 06:22 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

The one thing Progressives say never happens

"officials confirmed that the threats in Michigan caused no significant disruptions to the voting process"

Does "significant" have the same definition when it comes to illegals voting?

Also...as the statement implies, disruptions happened; even a pair of voters who got discouraged would beat the average of voter fraud convictions.

Posted by Danforth at 2026-10-01 06:19 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by justagirl_idaho

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

They weren't a theocracy until we got involved.

#31 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 05:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

#fakenews

It was a hybrid theocracy-monarchy called the Qajar govt. The legal system was entirely based on Sharia.

"A unique compromise existed where the clergy governed the public face of Iranian life controlling education, social rules, and the courts, while the monarchy handled the military and tax collection."

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-10-01 06:07 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by willowby, funny by LegallyYourDead, funny by Alexandrite, funny by ClownShack

Americans Have Never Trusted the Supreme Court Less

Didn't Obama leave an appointment on the table for Trump to make?

#7 | Posted by lfthndthrds

My God. You really are this f*&^ing stupid, aren't you?

Posted by jpw at 2026-10-01 06:06 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

There's no way that idiot isn't a plant.

#33 | Posted by jpw at 2026-10-01 05:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

More like a vegetable.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 06:00 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by jpw, funny by jpw

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

There's no way that idiot isn't a plant.

Posted by jpw at 2026-10-01 05:59 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by willowby

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

Thanks, Genocide Joe, Blacula Harris, AIPAC, Chuck Schumer, Alan Dershowitz, Tim "Mephisto" Walz, and Merrick "Mossad-protector" Garland.

F*&^ off, you stupid piece of s**^.

Posted by jpw at 2026-10-01 05:59 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by willowby

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

Islamic vermin's land trade routes.

They weren't a theocracy until we got involved.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 05:50 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

Willowy gleefully labels the Iranian people as "Islamic vermin". How much hatred and bitterness in his heart must exist to describe an entire nation of people with so much inhumanity? Adolph Hitler would be proud of him.

Posted by moder8 at 2026-10-01 05:44 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, funny by willowby

Hormuz Crude Flow Returns to Pre-war Level

Production might return but prices won't drop nearly as quickly as they rose.

I'm betting reserves will be refilled at elevated prices as well.

Oil Co profits will be massive for the next several years.

Posted by jpw at 2026-10-01 05:40 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Most civilized peoples of the world have been in agreement for several decades that capitol punishment is cruel and unusual punishment under any so-called justice system. Iran, china, Russia and North Korea along with MAGA are the leading proponents of CP. speaks volumes for the morality of Trump and his right wing supporters. Shameful and wrong.

We can respect and mourn the victims of Christa Pike without sanctioning State sponsored murder to scratch our itch for vengeance. CP is not about justice. It is about lowering ourselves to the same level as people like Crista Pike.

Posted by moder8 at 2026-10-01 05:39 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Alexandrite

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

Suggests even more that the attempted hijacking was a staged incident. Netanyahu and Trump are going to try to use this pathetically engineered situation as a casus belli for yet another escalation against Iran.

Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-10-01 05:12 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by willowby

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

"Maybe every human being has worth
Maybe every human being should be provided with mercy
Maybe the world would be a better place if we didn't consider people as less then and deserving of extinction.
Maybe, possibly, this would be a better world if we recognized that the type of trauma this woman suffered from her birth to her mid-teens lead her to commit this horrific crime and we actually tried to help her"

I usually hit you with scrutiny.

not on this one.

well said

Posted by eberly at 2026-10-01 04:59 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Alexandrite

Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce

What happened to conservative Christian values?

Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-10-01 04:20 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by AMERICANUNITY

The one thing Progressives say never happens

Where is this suppression I keep hearing about?

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-10-01 03:45 PM | Reply

A nationwide voter ID is suppression because the republicans won't issue them to everyone for free, people will have to pay for them...which is a POLL TAX!

Poll taxes are banned by the 24th amendment, not that you've ever read thew constitution.

Also any state-level poll taxes violate the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 04:18 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by justagirl_idaho

The left discovers the great dumbing down of schools

Public high schools are churning out barely literate, almost innumerate graduates.
POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Years of republican policies are paying off.

"Education is for snobs!"
- Rick Santorum

"I love the poorly educated!"
- Donald Trump

Meanwhile both of Trump's department of Education hires, Betsy DeVos and Linda McMahon, have defunded and destroyed public education.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-01 04:07 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by justagirl_idaho, newsworthy by Angrydad

The left discovers the great dumbing down of schools

I am sure disbanding the department of education can only improve education

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-01 04:04 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad

The left discovers the great dumbing down of schools

Public high schools are churning out barely literate, almost innumerate graduates.

POSTED BY BELLRINGER

It's a cultural thing. The same culture that public high schools exist within. The same culture MAGA prefers and elevates.

Future vaxx truthers, everyone.

Short lives and dumb ones.

Posted by Zed at 2026-10-01 03:59 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

What ever happened to the victims rights?

What about her rights when she was beaten as a toddler?

What about her rights when she was raped at 11 years of age, by a relative?

What about her rights when she was raped by a stranger at 17?

What about her rights when she was abused and abandoned by her parents?

What about her rights when she was born with brain damage due to her mother drinking when she was pregnant?

What about her rights when she was raped, repeatedly, by her grandmother's boyfriend who forced his penis into her mouth?

What about her rights when she began school, when asked what she did at home, she drew a man with a horrifying face and large genitalia. Although the school contacted her parents, social services failed to intervene, and the police were never called?

What about her rights when her mother's boyfriends beat her with a paddle and twisted her ------- and punched her in the face?44

What about her rights when after suffering years of sexual and physical abuse and suffering from PTSD she went untreated and unmedicated?

Where is your compassion?

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-01 03:58 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by South_American, newsworthy by Alexandrite

Hormuz Crude Flow Returns to Pre-war Level

16 American trucking companies file for bankruptcy as diesel costs soar

nz.news.yahoo.com

The loathsome sack of---------- did that.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-10-01 03:55 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

I am sure no one in the military has ever thought of that.

#16 | Posted by oneironaut

Trump and Hedgeseth fire anyone in the military who knows what they're talking about. That's why they didn't know Iran would close the strait of hormuz.

Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-10-01 03:47 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, funny by willowby

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

POSTED BY C0RI0LANUS

While I generally agree with your posts and comments.

I haven't a clue what the relevance of what you posted in #8 is, especially in 2026.

You seem stuck in 2024.

Trump, Hegseth, Vance, Johnson and the rest have been catastrophically worse for America and the rest of the world than Biden and his administration ever were.

Also, wtf is the racism about?

Just weird.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-01 03:26 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by South_American

U.S. Sending 10,000 More Troops to Middle East

...

Thanks, Genocide Joe, Blacula Harris, AIPAC, Chuck Schumer, Alan Dershowitz, Tim "Mephisto" Walz, and Merrick "Mossad-protector" Garland.

We're so glad in America that the Israeli economy is doing fine and that Israel's world class universal healthcare and murderous death forces are well funded by US taxpayers suffering from the BBB while our sailors are trying to un-alive themselves rather than fight and die for Israel.

But, hey, the 2024 Democrats got the gosh-darned 140 Israeli hostages freed, so there!

"FUNNY"

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-10-01 03:11 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by willowby, newsworthy by redlightrobot

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

It is easy to show mercy and compassion to those who have not done the worst

It is actual mercy and compassion to express sympathy and uplift those who have done the worst and attempted redemption.

Jesus said something about first stones and cheeks and 70 times 7 somethings or other

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-01 02:48 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by South_American

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Maybe every human being has worth
Get the ---- outta here you commie bastard!
#23 | Posted by ClownShack at

I often think of Karla Faye Tucker who was mocked by George Bush, who he refused to commute her death sentence, who considers himself a christian

Tucker by all accounts had become a good person helping others in prison to improve their lives.

And bush mocked her as he condemned her to death.

yet another reason why I hold religious people in contempt

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-01 02:46 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by qcp, newsworthy by DarkVader, newsworthy by South_American

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Or hear me out

Maybe every human being has worth

Maybe every human being should be provided with mercy

Maybe the world would be a better place if we didn't consider people as less then and deserving of extinction.

Maybe, possibly, this would be a better world if we recognized that the type of trauma this woman suffered from her birth to her mid-teens lead her to commit this horrific crime and we actually tried to help her

Funny how my attitude is more christian than most christians.

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-01 02:41 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader, newsworthy by South_American, newsworthy by Alexandrite

The one thing Progressives say never happens

Progressives have never claimed voter fraud doesn't exist

--------. You idiots say it all the time.

Statistically insignificant.

So how much of crime is ok?

Posted by subliberal at 2026-10-01 02:40 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by ClownShack

Renee Good's Family Sues U.S. Government

Wonderful. More money for the taxpayers to pony up for this admin's fcck-ups, including extra legal fees for the feet dragging that will shortly ensue. Thanks Trumpers / phony conservatives.

Posted by sentinel at 2026-10-01 02:39 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by jpw

Captain Smit Machchhar Saves 170 People from Terrorist

f this was done in US Airline over New York... The co pilot and every passenger who helped would be jailed and charged with assault.... And you know I'm right...and Daniel Penny knows I'm right too.

Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-10-01 02:14 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by DarkVader

Americans Have Never Trusted the Supreme Court Less

" Didn't Obama leave an appointment on the table for Trump to make?"

No, Mitch McConnell refused to have hearings, saying the electorate should make that decision.

The exact opposite of his ramming through ACB right before Biden took office.

Posted by Danforth at 2026-10-01 02:02 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by South_American, newsworthy by ClownShack

Americans Have Never Trusted the Supreme Court Less

Happens when one party rams through 3 Supreme Court justices and they vote time after time to support anything Trump wants.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-01 11:31 AM | Reply | Flag:

Didn't Obama leave an appointment on the table for Trump to make?

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-10-01 01:51 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by MBlue

Americans Have Never Trusted the Supreme Court Less

The Supreme Court has never been more obviously compromised.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-10-01 01:43 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by MBlue

The one thing Progressives say never happens

This is also a good time to keep in mind: The government initially said over 15,000 illegals were voting in Nevada.

When proof was demanded, the government said it had proof 185 were illegals voting.

Nevada investigated, and found ALL 185 were legal citizens, eligible to vote.

Suppressionists would have suppressed more votes in ONE ELECTION CYCLE than all the vote fraud convictions in Nevada's history.

Posted by Danforth at 2026-10-01 01:39 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by justagirl_idaho

Fetterman Helps GOP Block Probe Into Israeli Murders of Americans

Americans killed by the Israeli Death Forces (IDF): IDF are the Serial Killers of the Middle East, like Ted Bundy

Israelis killed by the US military: And American taxpayers subsidize the IDF and their world class universal heathcare

The Israeli Death Forces (IDF) are sequence killers, like Ted Bundy or Jack the Ripper, and Senator John Fetidman (R-Israel) endorses these savages murdering American citizens.

"FUNNY"

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-10-01 01:04 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by sitzkrieg

Trump Says 'MAGA and REAL Patriots' Will Never Like Fox News

I'm tired of this toddler president, his army of sycophants, and enablers.

There's not ONE good thing about Trump at this point. Prove me wrong.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-01 12:37 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Zed, newsworthy by Twinpac

Renee Good's Family Sues U.S. Government

It will go to trial. Now, if she gets a huge award (and her estate should), what Trump will do is: appeal it at every level and for every technicality possible for many years, just as he did for everything that he has been guilty of since he became a developer. Just ask his many former contractors and business partners.

Posted by e1g1 at 2026-10-01 12:36 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by redlightrobot

Americans Have Never Trusted the Supreme Court Less

Bought and paid for.

If we want to stop the poisoning of our judicial system, first we have to cut off the head of the snake.

VOTE!

Posted by Twinpac at 2026-10-01 12:19 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by MBlue

Renee Good's Family Sues U.S. Government

$20 billion dollars sounds about right for murder.

That's how much Trumpy was suing the media for hurting his widdle fee fees.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-10-01 12:04 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by e1g1, newsworthy by redlightrobot, newsworthy by Zed, newsworthy by Wardog, newsworthy by DarkVader

Captain Smit Machchhar Saves 170 People from Terrorist

Again, asking, Cui Bono? Answer: Netanyahu, again and again, for the past 25 years. Documented and irrefutable. Netanyahu, who, according to other Israelis, had advanced knowledge of imminent coordinated attacks before October 7th, also seemingly had his facts straight even before this plane was "hijacked". LOL.

Unfortunate you can only play "poison the well" by repeating ad hom (like a true bot) in three separate posts, but Zionists rely on stooges like you to push the narrative.

Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-10-01 11:58 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ExpectingReign

Trump Says 'MAGA and REAL Patriots' Will Never Like Fox News

Trump is so insecure that he's willing to bite the hand that feeds. Fox News' enormous bias is one of the main reasons this crybaby got into office, but he's still not satisfied. Because he's weak. If he had true confidence in his positions, rather than bluster and bravado, he'd accept criticism as part of being the president.

Posted by cbob at 2026-10-01 11:55 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by Twinpac, newsworthy by Alexandrite, newsworthy by LampLighter

Americans Have Never Trusted the Supreme Court Less

Happens when one party rams through 3 Supreme Court justices and they vote time after time to support anything Trump wants.

Happens when time after time they vote to strip Americans of our privileges.

"Rights aren't rights if someone can take them away. They're privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter and shorter."
-George Carlin

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-01 11:31 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by South_American

Renee Good's Family Sues U.S. Government

DJT will be taking this case to the SC... as soon as he arranges a new RV for Clarence.

Posted by Corky at 2026-10-01 11:28 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Whatsleft, newsworthy by e1g1, newsworthy by Zed, newsworthy by DarkVader

Americans Have Never Trusted the Supreme Court Less

Supreme Court Justices may be impeached and prosecuted if we have a Congress with enough honesty and courage to do so. What are the chances of that?

Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-10-01 11:12 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by South_American

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Maybe put an AI bot in charge of executing humans now since the humans have become so incompetent at it. I hear AI is already pretty good at killing humans.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-10-01 10:41 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by MBlue

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

A bullet would have prevented this. Or let the family deal with her.
We have gotten too soft in this nation. There should be no concern for the person being put to death. There was no concern for the victim.
#3 | Posted by subliberal

I often wonder what people like subhuman would do if they were raped and beaten from say the age of 6 months until their early teens. I am sure they would develop into well-adjusted and contributing members of society.

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-01 09:23 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader, newsworthy by South_American

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

A bullet would have prevented SUBLIBERAL, but I'm sure he's never done anything wrong.

Posted by Zed at 2026-10-01 09:06 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Seems like an act of God to me. MAGA knows about God, they talk about Him so much.

Posted by Zed at 2026-10-01 09:02 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Said it before and I'll say it again, capital punishment is barbaric. We're made less as a society/nation/people because we allow it to happen.

Posted by qcp at 2026-10-01 08:48 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader, newsworthy by South_American

Mark Carney's Stand Against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize Buzz

Well, Canadian courage showed the rest of the world just how to react to a bully who is after your lunch money, so a peace prize would be...peaceful except inside Trump's brain.

Posted by Hughmass at 2026-10-01 07:10 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

CA mandates booster seats for children 8 to 15.

So Oneironednut is upset because, what, he doesn't like sitting in a booster seat?

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-10-01 05:38 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by schmanch

After Woman Survives Lethal Injection, Tennessee Governor Halts Execution

Yayyyyyyyyy I'm so thrilled. I hope that she is doing well and will survive this without any problems.

Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-10-01 03:41 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce

Makes me think of obama's stupid speech he gave where he said he's confident that the country would improve if we have all control over to women.

Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-09-30 07:22 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Alexandrite

Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce

Something like: Noem's marriage goes ---- up.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-30 07:03 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Alexandrite, funny by ZONic_BOOM, funny by MBlue

Someone In the Administration Is Finally Willing to Tell Trump the Truth

@#1 ... 1. Who won the 2020 presidential election?"

Biden. ...

I saw some reporting this afternoon that this answer has been changed today.

Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-30 05:53 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky

Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce

She got jealous because his plastic knockers were bigger than hers.

Posted by morris at 2026-09-30 04:53 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by SpeakSoftly, funny by MBlue

Senate Dems Block Bill Restricting Member Stock Trading

"The Republican toothless stock trading bill is as ineffective as a screen door on a submarine," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said on the floor Wednesday.

"This bill has no reform, no accountability, no substance.

Most Democrats also refused to support the bill because of voter ID requirements that were added into the bill, including some that are part of the GOP's stalled SAVE America Act.

Sen. Alex Padilla (D-Calif.) called those "a poison pill" in his own floor remarks Wednesday."

OP prefers ineffective Republican Bills to the much more effective ones backed by Dems and stalled by Republicans.

But... this kind of thing happens all the time to professional trolls.

Posted by Corky at 2026-09-30 04:48 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

Trump Says 'MAGA and REAL Patriots' Will Never Like Fox News

"Ahh, but the strawberries! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with - geometric logic - that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I'd have PRODUCED that key if they hadn't've ... ."
Captain Queeg
The Caine Mutiny (1954)

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-09-30 04:15 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky, newsworthy by REDIAL

Someone In the Administration Is Finally Willing to Tell Trump the Truth

#4
Nobody could have anticipated...sigh...

Posted by Wardog at 2026-09-30 04:08 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader, newsworthy by Corky

Trump Says 'MAGA and REAL Patriots' Will Never Like Fox News

Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-30 03:44 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by MBlue

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

I take it that wasn't you standing in front of that tank in Tiananmen Square.

More like you were ...

... upset the tank stopped.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-30 03:16 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky

Man Shot by ICE Agent Charged with Assault

"A car mirror you can get to is more effective than a gun you can't get to."

-famous former retorter

Posted by eberly at 2026-09-30 03:03 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by South_American

Someone In the Administration Is Finally Willing to Tell Trump the Truth

I see that our rwingers have no interest in the truth about their Cult Leader's Admin.

Shocking, eh?

Posted by Corky at 2026-09-30 02:34 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

Obama's ICE managed not to shoot people in the face or other deadly parts.

And that number is over about 7 years.

Posted by Corky at 2026-09-30 01:46 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter, newsworthy by Zed

Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce

The headline is:

via GIPHY

Some more of them GOP family values on full display here.

I bought a garden gnome and named it Kristi because it's hollow, made of plastic and scares the ------ out of my dog.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-30 01:45 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by MBlue

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

There was not any drama/protests of any consequence when obama's ICE deported about three million illegals, but with Trump the dems are out in protest on a regular basis - interesting is that not?

Posted by MSgt at 2026-09-30 01:40 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Angrydad

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

I'm cold sober, Zed.

#10 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Then you are an ass naturally.

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-30 12:56 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

"Do you believe that people have a protected right to assault law enforcement officers?"

Is not what anyone saw, including you, in Minneapolis.

Are the midterms ruining your sex life? What are you up to with this gaslighting? AKA manipulative untruths?

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-30 12:55 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad, newsworthy by donnerboy

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

" Depends: is the date January 6? Or is it any other day of the year?

#6 | POSTED BY DANFORTH AT 2026-09-30 12:52 PM | FLAG: "

All days, except for summer 2020 for you and Justagirl Idaho.

Posted by BellRinger at 2026-09-30 12:54 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by lfthndthrds

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

*Drink*

#4 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

As if you aren't already drunk.

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-30 12:53 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

" Do you believe that people have a protected right to assault law enforcement officers?"

Depends: is the date January 6? Or is it any other day of the year?

Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-30 12:52 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Zed, newsworthy by LampLighter, newsworthy by AMERICANUNITY, newsworthy by donnerboy

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

And don't forget, there are many on the Left who are salivating at the prospects of utilizing the authoritative powers and precedents set by the current admin.

Posted by sentinel at 2026-09-30 12:52 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Angrydad

Immigration enforcement without the melodrama

Do you believe that people have a protected right to assault law enforcement officers?

#3 | Posted by BellRinger

No we believe that the January 6th rioters who were convicted of such should still be jail. You should ask Trump that question instead...

Posted by justagirl_idaho at 2026-09-30 12:51 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Zed, newsworthy by LampLighter, newsworthy by AMERICANUNITY, newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by donnerboy

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

People love zero tolerance policies until they come back to bite them or someone close to them.

Laws do need to be enforced, but how would you like to be tased and beaten up every time you get caught driving one mile-per-hour over the speed limit?

Should people who were trafficked to the US against their will when they were young be treated the same way as violent criminals and people who made a conscious decision to immigrate illegally? I don't think so.

How much collateral damage to US Citizens and Legal Residents is worth it to pressure agents to meet quotas? If you think you're immune from that just because your papers are in order, think again.

Posted by sentinel at 2026-09-30 12:46 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Angrydad

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

So ... I don't totally understand this. If someone is under threat of being deported, what is not compelling them to go to a country of their own choosing.
I don't know for sure, but if Germany wanted to deport me, I'm pretty sure they just care about me leaving Germany. They don't care where I go, so long as I go.
Is that not true with regards to US deportation policy?

#10 | Posted by madbomber

Is this attitude privledge?
Arrogance?
Ignorance?

A combination? Most likely

the deportees don't have the resources
the country(ies) that they would be a more natural fit are dangerous to them
the cruelty is the point

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-09-30 12:42 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

Is Melanoma going to be deported to Somalia instead of Skankvenia?

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-30 12:21 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

EPA to 'reconsider' Air Quality Rules

'Texas's diesel price "disaster." '

He makes it sound like it was a tornado or some other act of God.

No, Governor. Stand up and take a bow. This is all you, all GOP, and all Trump.

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-30 12:08 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

If you only have connections in a country that doesn't want you, what is the US to do?

#6 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-30 11:47 AM | Reply |

I hear Somalia will pay relocation costs for anyone with an IQ North of 65.

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-30 11:59 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by lee_the_agent

EPA to 'reconsider' Air Quality Rules

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced Tuesday it would "reconsider" air-quality regulations amid Texas's diesel price "disaster." The review comes after Abbott declared a statewide disaster over diesel prices Monday, allowing him to lift other restrictions on commercial transportation.

What a --------.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-30 11:46 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Zed

Karl Rove Says the GOP Is Being Taken over by 'Nazis'

Rove WAS a Nazi not all that long ago.

So I guess he knows one when he sees one

Posted by eberly at 2026-09-30 11:34 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Angrydad

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

Womp Wah!

Posted by visitor_ at 2026-09-30 11:08 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

Karl Rove Says the GOP Is Being Taken over by 'Nazis'

Awwwwww... the US's Goebbels is upset with his own creation... put an unarticulate fratfeck in charge of everything... and see what happens... republicl0wnz love that chit.

'If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.' GWB

Karl thought chit for brains was clever...

I trust him as far as I can throw MTG and Tucker with my bad arm.
Really... who gives a fatfeck what that pig thinks or does.

Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-09-30 10:56 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by AMERICANUNITY

SCOTUS Allows 'third party' Deportation

"object before being sent to countries to which they have no previous connection."

Hey, look on the bright side, it may be an upgrade compared to where they originally came from.

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-30 09:15 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by lee_the_agent

Karl Rove Says the GOP Is Being Taken over by 'Nazis'

The GOP isn't being taken over by Nazis.

It's already been taken over by Nazis and their oligarch wouldbe managers.

Very much on the old German model.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-09-30 05:35 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by AMERICANUNITY

Tennessee to Execute a Woman for the First Time in 200 Years

As barbaric as her crime was, Pike's life before the murder was a nonstop litany of physical and sexual abuse by multiple family members.

I listened to a documentary on her case and the list of abuse and rape she was subject to from when she was an infant to a teen went on for a very long time.

If anything her case is a condemnation of our system and the human condition.

A just and moral society would have spent decades helping her heal and not spent decades trying to kill her.

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-09-29 06:20 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

Tennessee to Execute a Woman for the First Time in 200 Years

This is wrong.

The supreme court needs to intervene now.

Posted by South_American at 2026-09-29 05:36 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

Someone In the Administration Is Finally Willing to Tell Trump the Truth

*4. Is inflation higher today than it was when Trump took office?

Yes

*editing mistakes were made

Posted by Corky at 2026-09-29 03:17 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader, newsworthy by ClownShack

Someone In the Administration Is Finally Willing to Tell Trump the Truth

"So, newly armed with this Trump-endorsed tool for uncovering the truth, we naturally decided to ask it a few questions about some of our factually challenged president's favorite subjects.

1. Who won the 2020 presidential election?"

Biden.

2. Who pays for tariffs?

Here's the relevant portion: "After the importer pays, the extra cost can be absorbed by the importer, passed to U.S. buyers in higher prices, or (in part) absorbed by foreign exporters through lower prices. How much each group pays is an economic estimate, not a single legal rule.

Nonpartisan and official analyses often find that U.S. businesses and

(And if you're worried that I'm taking things out of context, you can see the bot's full answer here.)

3. Is climate change a "hoax"?

No.

3. Is climate change a "hoax"?

No.

5. Where was Barack Obama born?

Hawaii.

(see full answers at the link)

"YOU"RE FIRED!" - Donald Jane Trump

Posted by Corky at 2026-09-29 03:11 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader, newsworthy by ClownShack