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FBI Builds Out National NSPM-7 Center to Track Dissent, Docs Show

"poll blaming"

? not sure what that means. I'm not blaming polls for anything except pointing out it's your vibrator of choice.

Posted by eberly at 2026-09-15 03:00 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

"What does a senate race in Michigan have to do with this thread topic?"

At least one of the posters who signs in under your name resides in Michigan.

Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-15 01:15 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

US Admits It Has Deployed Orbital Weapons

"And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire""

Preparation H and some Witch Hazel will help with that. Nothing worse than riding a bumpy, wooden rollercoaster with a bad case of 'roid rage.

Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-15 12:55 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by donnerboy

Mitch McConnell Returns to US Senate

Poster child for either term limits or n age limit / mandatory retirement age in government.

Posted by BellRinger at 2026-09-15 12:38 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by lfthndthrds

US Admits It Has Deployed Orbital Weapons

"That's our fuggin moon! We got there first and we put our flag in it. So it's ours."

All Your Moon Are Belong To Us

Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-15 12:26 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by e1g1

Trump Made 29,000 Trades, More Than All of Congress

"I thought ... "

lol

Now that there's some funny stuff.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 12:23 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter

Trump Made 29,000 Trades, More Than All of Congress

Climb Every Woman

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-09-15 12:02 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Corky

Try getting Trumpers to acknowledge this. This has to be one of the inconvenient truths ever for a Trumper.

Bitch and moan about the Nancy Pelosis and the Harry Reids and their wealth.

Posted by eberly at 2026-09-15 11:50 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Zed

FBI Builds Out National NSPM-7 Center to Track Dissent, Docs Show

A wealthy lifestyle is massively out of reach for so many ~~Californians~~ Americans and I think it really pisses you off.

I'm not sure what you consider a "wealthy" lifestyle to be.

What I've always advocated for is a lifestyle where minimum wage is a living wage and our taxes benefit all Americans, not just the extremely wealthy.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-15 11:49 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

Remember when Bellringer was complaining that the Biden administrations request for social media to crack down on misinformation was a violation of his rights to free speech? Yeah... this is MUCH worse.

In my view, Biden was asking for rejection of misinformation and lies from ANY source. This National NSPM-7 Center appears to be direct assault against speech that the extreme right simply doesn't agree with, or speech they don't want in the public sphere, factual or not. THIS is true government sanctioned censorship.

Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-09-15 11:02 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by LampLighter, newsworthy by redlightrobot

Trump didn't use the word "probably," so BillJ knows Trump is certain of what he is saying, so much so that Trump doesn't need anyone questioning his command of the situation.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-15 10:35 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by donnerboy

Remember that other "HOAX" that killed 1.2 million Americans!

Posted by danni at 2026-09-15 10:23 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Twinpac

Pennsylvania Woman, 40, Dies from Measles Complications

Baby is extra colicky today.

""These are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court, they are merely a shell of their original selves, a Court that is costing the United States Trillions of Dollars with shockingly bad rulings," Trump wrote."

Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-15 09:57 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky, newsworthy by donnerboy

Trump has delivered us from modern progress. Here we are in the twenty-first century, boasting about space tourism and artificial intelligence, while folks are dying of the measles, a disease we successfully wiped out back when hairspray was still destroying the ozone layer. Leave it to us Americans to take a miracle of 20th-century medical science, label it a political conspiracy, and willingly return to the Middle Ages just to own the libs.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-09-15 09:47 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by MBlue, newsworthy by Nixon, newsworthy by Zed, newsworthy by donnerboy

Trump Jr., Wife Confirms Putin Ally Paid for Their Party

It was common sense for Little Boy to pay for this wedding himself, but he hasn't the character to resist free money, despite the mafia-style implied quid pro quo, no more than his daddy does.

You know all that Russian collusion stuff Trump bitched and bitched about?

All true. All of it and worse.

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-15 08:45 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by SpeakSoftly

ICE Arrests Keep Soaring, Deportations Mostly Steady

who wants criminals to stay in US? Lumpers

#4 | Posted by oneironaut

I would be fine with all convicted criminals being deported. I just have a problem targeting only immigrants. Especially since immigrants commit crimes at a lower rate than US citizens.

It is very clear that you have no problem with criminals in this country. In fact, you support and defend criminals. You just have a problem with immigrants. Bringing "criminals" into it is just a strawman for you.

Posted by gtbritishskull at 2026-09-15 08:33 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter

Red State Factory Workers in 'shock' as Trump Trashes Their Company

This is full Trump. And it ain't good for anyone but people who fly private.

This is how he has operated since the 1970's and is exactly how someone who never was told "no" in his entire life would behave.

This is Roberts legacy. His ruling that Pedo47 is above the law is what brings us to the convergence of corruption, war to manipulate oil stocks and blatant bribe taking.

Let's also not forget Mitch's guilt in this as well. If he had done his job in 2021, this nation would be so much better off.

Pedo47 is a gelatinous bag of the worst traits of all humans...lust, greed, pedophilia, sloth, corruption, rape, hate, racism, etc. The man is not fit to be allowed unsupervised in society let alone in control of what used to be the leader of the free world.

Every single member of the GOP that ignores his crimes and corruption are conspirators and must be held accountable as well as him.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-15 08:12 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by donnerboy, newsworthy by DarkVader

Mitch McConnell Returns to US Senate

He looked so life like too.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-15 08:00 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by Corky

Jefferson had his expurgated New Testament.
Alito and Thomas have their bowdlerized US Constitution, minus Article 1, Section 4.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-09-15 06:52 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky

You're a ------- commie bitch that's too fat to fit into a uniform and get droned on the 4 year front, you pathetic ----.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-14 09:11 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by willowby

Sorry, Uncle Thomas "trumps" Alito, you stupid ------- Russian ----

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-14 08:37 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by willowby

They're not even trying to hide their relationship with Russia or Epstein anymore.

Republicans have decided they don't care whether Trump is a pedophile or Putin's puppet.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-14 06:38 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter

To his allegations?

Our economy is based on supply and demand.

If the supply is low and the demand is high, prices go up.

If no one is buying homes, prices will go down.

Despite what the average salary is in California, people are buying houses.

Do I know what the couple who bought the $1.4 million dollar house down the street from me does for a living or how they're able to afford it? No.

Did that house get bought within a month of listing? Yes.

Hell, I recently found out my cousin and her husband who live up in San Jose are paying $10k a month for their mortgage. That's crazy in my opinion. But they can afford it. They're both paid extremely well.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-14 06:33 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by lfthndthrds

DJT may be a cunning corporate ploy to make America think that they are lucky to have someone like JD Vance.* ;)

Posted by Corky at 2026-09-14 06:17 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by OCUser, newsworthy by OCUser, newsworthy by Twinpac

KKKash Patel Orders FBI to go after people who ratioed him

AI only needs a "STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT"

So does America.

I hope we get one soon.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-14 06:04 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter, newsworthy by Corky, newsworthy by LegallyYourDead, newsworthy by Zed, newsworthy by REDIAL, newsworthy by OCUser

Worst administration ever.

Better keep that Brown boy under control hey Clown?

Wow ...

This is what you pants ------- are whining about? LOL

FTA: According to FBI records obtained by the Daily Beast, the FBI director was directing aides to respond to troll tweets with the Bureau's accomplishments.

Always the victim.

This is how you want the government to respond to misinformation, not track down users and get them removed from the site you idiots.

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-14 06:03 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by ClownShack, funny by LegallyYourDead

KKKash Patel Orders FBI to go after people who ratioed him

The only AI that fat bald pedo is familiar with is ---- Injection by his buddy Vlad.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-14 05:40 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Corky

Shouldn't Jeff the Pedophile Bellringer be posting this?

Oh wait...

Censoring fake doctors and foreign actors is wrong.
Censoring anyone defying MAGA pedophiles is right.

I forgot his take on things.

Posted by Sycophant at 2026-09-14 04:14 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by Nixon

Washington Weighs Repealing Climate Rule Covering 1.38 Billion Tons of CO2

Junior's new bride happens to be the daughter of Epstein's banker.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-14 04:12 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Corky, newsworthy by ClownShack

BellRinger, I have a feeling you don't have many years of life left and have zero concern for your children and grandchildren's future.

Happy Extinction!

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-14 04:11 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by SpeakSoftly

Washington Weighs Repealing Climate Rule Covering 1.38 Billion Tons of CO2

You can always tell it's indefenisble by how MAGA hides from these threads.

Posted by Sycophant at 2026-09-14 04:06 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

How did we ever survive prior to this "rule" being rolled out 2 years ago?

The lefties so ridiculous. They think their executive actions must live forever whereas their opponents' actions executive actions should be unenforceable.

Posted by BellRinger at 2026-09-14 04:05 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by LegallyYourDead

Red State Factory Workers in 'shock' as Trump Trashes Their Company

Literally decades of money laundering for Russian Oligarchs has it's perks, not just the millions in real estate profits.

But hey, this is one thing Trumpers love about him; he's an entrepreneur! That much of what he's done has been illegal is a minor point.

Posted by Corky at 2026-09-14 03:48 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

Trump hates America.

His every action has destroyed this nation.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-14 03:19 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

Red State Factory Workers in 'shock' as Trump Trashes Their Company

Guess they got what they voted for.

Posted by qcp at 2026-09-14 03:14 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by DarkVader

Red State Factory Workers in 'shock' as Trump Trashes Their Company

"Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS), facing a tighter-than-expected reelection race against Democrat Adam Hamilton, said he'd contacted the White House about protecting Bombardier jobs and pushed for the company to expand its Kansas workforce instead."

Marshall should ask Bombardier employees if they'd rather Adam Hamilton win.....and add that Trump hates that ------------. Just to spite Kansas for electing that guy, he'll screw you over big time.

Take it to all Kansans actually....."If the GOP loses a seat in Kansas, what do you think the president will do to this state??"

It's a sobering thought but true. No matter where you stand politically...accept that Trump is motivated by spite more than anything else.

Posted by eberly at 2026-09-14 02:50 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by LegallyYourDead

Trump Calls on Ukraine to Stop Strikes on Russian Diesel

Trump launched an unprovoked war that cut Persian petroleum exports by 60%, which amounts to about 220% more oil lost to the global market than Russia's unprovoked war and he blames Ukraine.
Impeach him now and every politician who has enabled his agenda should immediately retire.

Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-09-14 02:13 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by LampLighter, newsworthy by donnerboy

Red State Factory Workers in 'shock' as Trump Trashes Their Company

The leopard was supposed to eat the faces of brown people, not mine...

Posted by HeeHaw at 2026-09-14 02:07 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by qcp, newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by justagirl_idaho, newsworthy by Nixon

US Flies Out Diplomat Accused of Possessing Indecent Images

Anyone who lives in California at this point falls into 3 catergories.

1. homeless

2. middleclass who has to skip meals to make the mortgage/rent/taxes

3. independently wealthy. But don't look now, they're beginning to leave

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-14 01:59 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by donnerboy

Why is the Trump administrator protecting an alleged pedo from prosecution? Does this diplomat have some connection to the Epstein and Trump sex trafficking network?

Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-09-14 01:58 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

Junior's wife confirms the Russian's "generous wedding gift" - www.yahoo.com

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-09-14 01:09 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by qcp

Officials at Kennedy Center say it Faces 'certain fiscal collapse'

@#12 ... Half-scoop's new bride calls ProPublica's report fake news. ...

"fake news" is Trump-speak, usually meaning that the article is correct.

Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-14 12:45 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

Why am I supporting this bowtie -------- with my taxes in the first place?!

Because it was created by Congress.

Posted by REDIAL at 2026-09-14 12:38 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

Officials at Kennedy Center say it Faces 'certain fiscal collapse'

Why am I supporting this bowtie -------- with my taxes in the first place?!

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-09-14 12:34 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by LegallyYourDead

Officials at Kennedy Center say it Faces 'certain fiscal collapse'

Young Mr. Trump is a private citizen, and who paid for his wedding is not relevant to politics, the US Government, national security or Russian relations. His father was fully informed, yet knew nothing about this. We all wish the bridal couple the best. Za lyubov!
--Clueless MAGA folk who think DJTJ is certainly not a grifter and would make a good presidential candidate

Sloppy seconds? No! Umar is an old friend...
--Bettina to her new husband, that night

Posted by catdog at 2026-09-14 12:29 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

... Faces 'certain fiscal collapse' ...

Maybe because of the difficulties generating revenue after what Pres Trump has done to the once-esteemed Kennedy Center?

Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-14 12:05 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by justagirl_idaho, newsworthy by justagirl_idaho

Trump Calls on Ukraine to Stop Strikes on Russian Diesel

Of course the serial rapist hasn't called on Putin to stop strikes on Ukrainian schools and hospitals.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-14 11:56 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by LampLighter

Pennsylvania Woman, 40, Dies from Measles Complications

I'm not on the rag.

#23 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Did you look?

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-14 11:44 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by donnerboy

Pennsylvania Woman, 40, Dies from Measles Complications

for a 40 year old woman who wasn't vaccinated for measles?

when was the decision made to NOT be vaccinated on behalf of this woman?

#13 | POSTED BY EBERLY

MAGA culture existed before MAGA. We just called it different things.

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-14 11:24 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by Nixon

Pennsylvania Woman, 40, Dies from Measles Complications

-Had I been Trump/MAGA, I would have died.

why?

#13 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Because I self-righteously would have not gotten the jab.

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-14 11:23 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

Pennsylvania Woman, 40, Dies from Measles Complications

-Had I been Trump/MAGA, I would have died.

why?

-No, the MAGA cultural emphasis of anti-medical, anti-vaccine is what's responsible.

for a 40 year old woman who wasn't vaccinated for measles?

when was the decision made to NOT be vaccinated on behalf of this woman?

Posted by eberly at 2026-09-14 11:20 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by LegallyYourDead

Pennsylvania Woman, 40, Dies from Measles Complications

If you agree with "most likely"....

Then you must agree the rise in measles is "most likely" caused by 9million people (mostly men) crossing the US border without authorization in 3 years prior to the outbreak.

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-14 10:26 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by LegallyYourDead, funny by lee_the_agent

Pennsylvania Woman, 40, Dies from Measles Complications

A 40-year-old woman has died from measles complications in Pennsylvania,

So it wasn't from the measles.
- Bobby Brainworm.
#8 | POSTED BY NIXON

Even the coroner is hedging his bets. But hey you know more than the coroner.

A 40-year-old unvaccinated woman in Pennsylvania died Saturday, most likely because of measles complications, the Jefferson County coroner
www.nytimes.com

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-14 10:23 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by LegallyYourDead, funny by Nixon, funny by lee_the_agent

Officials at Kennedy Center say it Faces 'certain fiscal collapse'

Call their bluff. Better to have no Kennedy Center than one with Trump's name on it.

Posted by Zed at 2026-09-14 09:24 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Nixon, newsworthy by donnerboy, newsworthy by Sycophant

Judge Rules Trump Plan to Halve FEMA Workforce Violated Law

These judges that keep trying to run the government need to be impeached and removed. Stay in your lane, the administrative branch administrates.

Posted by visitor_ at 2026-09-14 01:29 AM | Reply | Flagged funny by donnerboy, funny by Alexandrite

"Given Newsoms collapsing polling, he can only hope

#7 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT AT 2026-09-13 10:37 PM"

In the last five years this source claims his popularity has steadily increased from 63% to 83% (nearly double what the President currently has).

yougov.com

Posted by TrueBlue at 2026-09-13 11:00 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by A_Friend, newsworthy by donnerboy, newsworthy by justagirl_idaho, newsworthy by LegallyYourDead

" The idea that Gavin "French Laundry" Newsom isn't apart of it is quite hilarious on your part."

Always fascinating when a Slurper accidentally tells the truth.

Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-13 10:45 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by South_American, newsworthy by A_Friend, funny by A_Friend

this point anything tump/pugs/magets try on Newsom will only work in his favor....

#5 | Posted by South_American

Given Newsoms collapsing polling, he can only hope

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-13 10:37 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by ClownShack, funny by LegallyYourDead

Republicans can ---- off with their --------.
#4 | Posted by ClownShack

Pretty sure that's what Republicans are saying to Democrats.

The amount of grift and graft in CA is astounding. The idea that Gavin "French Laundry" Newsom isn't apart of it is quite hilarious on your part.

Imagine making a high speed rail system and never talking to the train car manufacturers LMAO that train was never going to see the light of day.

It's funny Gavin is gifted a $9 million dollar home, and pulls out idk how many millions in tax free loans.

The exact playbook snoofy gets so upset about, and it's crickets from Lumpers.

There's so much slush money in the State no one says anything. Swalwell was hopeing his dalliance with the Asian persuasion wouldn't ruin it, he could have gotten his hands on some of it

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-13 10:36 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by ClownShack, funny by LegallyYourDead

at this point anything tump/pugs/magets try on Newsom will only work in his favor....

Posted by South_American at 2026-09-13 10:26 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by justagirl_idaho

Trump Calls on Ukraine to Stop Strikes on Russian Diesel

President Pedophile just took his entire family on a taxpayer funded trip to Ireland.

Republicans can ---- off with their --------.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-13 09:48 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by justagirl_idaho

@#6

My guess is that Pres Trump is trying to deflect the blame on Ukraine for the high prices that his war has caused.

Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-13 07:52 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack

Trump Calls on Ukraine to Stop Strikes on Russian Diesel

If it's that effective, Ukraine should dbl their efforts.

Posted by bat4255 at 2026-09-13 07:44 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by South_American, newsworthy by ClownShack, newsworthy by donnerboy

Costco Rationing Motor Oil

---- off you drooling imbecile

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-13 06:26 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by lee_the_agent

It begins.

Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-09-13 05:07 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Angrydad

Also: a fine tribute to R. Crumb.

Posted by Angrydad at 2026-09-13 04:15 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by LegallyYourDead, newsworthy by LegallyYourDead, newsworthy by ClownShack