This looks very suspicious, especially given the wonky thinga going on with the site right now.

Whamburglar isnt just a burglar, he's a Turd burglar.

If you think there isn't a huge overlap between journalism and mass media marketing, you really haven't been paying attention.

Most journalism is propaganda.

This reminds me of when I lived in Asia in the late 2000's, and "CNN" became synonymous with photos from a different country to make a point after they used a photo of nuclear sites from Iran in a story about North Korea. Seems like this has been a common lazy practice in journalism for a long time.

How convenient that it ties in to the passkeys promotion at the end of the article, which allows companies to harvest even more information.

Folk clickbait.

This never would have happened if he was wh- oh wait, never mind.

On a serious note, this is quite sad.

Jimmy Carter lived almost 10 years after he was diagnosed with metastatic cancer. I wouldn't count out DB yet. He could serve at least one more term.

Reminds me of the time I found an autographed copy of the Bible at a rummage sale. Yes, his middle initial is H.

WCPGW?

"Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-08 01:31 PM"

I can tell that's fake because it doesn't include Saturn. Or Elon.

You know what they say at weddings and funerals...

"This is a very dangerous place to go since once this has been invoked, there would be nothing stopping Trump from arresting virtually anyone he deems to not be supporting America, which in his mind, is becoming more and more to mean himself."

If you think that's bad, just wait until Dark Brandon gets back into office.

It was all part of the plan. Mwa ha ha.

WCPGW?

"Even demented old boomers like me are smart enough to figure out how to defeat paywalls.

Since you have a lot of time on your hands, maybe you could teach your fellow boomers how to do it and post a followup link in the first comment as a courtesy, for those of us who actually lives outside of the Retort. Or just post a version of the story that isn't behind a paywall to begin with, instead of being an ass.

If you are an example of the generation that is going to save us all from Skynet then we are surely doomed."

The first rule of my generation is you do not talk about my generation.

"I can say, without hesitation, that you don't understand this topic if you think that's what is going on."

I'm aware that there's an element in this that Republicans are only doing it to make a passive-aggressive point about regulations and to 'troll the libs'. It's also true that many are eagerly taking the bait.

"The side effects are because it works a little too well"

They said that about electroshock and insulin shock therapy and other treatments that were akin to torture as well. If you put people's immune systems into overdrive again and again, the long-term consequences could be as bad as being infected with the disease again and again, or some kind of autoimmune disease.

"GFY with your hateful ignorance and lies.
Millions died because of the misinformation spread by people like you."

You GFY you worthless POS. I know what that ---- did to my body.

Ironically, I had to get an updated Covid shot last week, as mandated by my employer. Fortunately, it was the Novavax version. The side effects were very mild compared to the mRNA junk. On one hand, I think it's sad that this version of the vaccine will be delayed for those who want it. On the other hand, I think it's even sadder than many people here are arguing against rigorous safety and testing regulations, just because of politics.

Article is behind a paywall.

too *stupid to realize

Whenever someone asks how anyone could have voted for Trump, I'll just point them to an archived copy of this thread. Seriously, many of you here are too realize you helped him get elected, both times.

These criticisms are playing right into the Trump regime's hand. "oh look, they criticized us last time for separating children from their parents, and now they're complaining about us not doing that".

You can't have it both ways.

Some people in this thread appear to be literally arguing in favor of allowing people to use anchor babies to stay in the country illegally.

Thos never would have happened if they were wh- oh, wait...