Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Monday, August 24, 2026

After splurging on the World Cup and Amazon Prime Day sales, Americans unexpectedly cut their spending in July by the biggest amount in more than a year. Retail sales fell 0.6% last month, marking the biggest decrease since May 2025, compared with a revised gain of 0.2% in June, according to the Commerce Department data released Friday. Economists were projecting a small increase.


Secretary of the Uneducated oligarchess Linda McMahon, who is being sued for her role in the disgusting "Ring Boys" pederasty conspiracy, wants young students exposed to tools, mechanical instruments, and trade schools, because only the off-spring of the ruling elite like Barron Trumpf should go to college and poor Americans should stagnate in the lower working class as stiffs and the children of stiffs.

  • Reporter: "One of the things that's happening is there's a push to start students down a trade school track as early as elementary school. Is that too early?"
  • Wealthy Heiress Linda McMahon: "I don't think so."
  • Reporter: "But elementary school?"
  • Aristocrat Linda McMahon: "I think you can have some introduction of skilled trades in elementary school."
    Pederasty pusher has a jaw-dropping net worth of $3.2bn


    Nearly six months after the U.S. Navy evacuated 1,300 family members from Bahrain at the start of the Iran war, officials are saying the evacuees cannot return for the foreseeable future and should find new homes elsewhere. The evacuation has left families in limbo and forced military officials to improvise solutions for support programs that were never designed to sustain a displacement lasting this long. Some evacuees say they have spent tens of thousands of dollars out of pocket for basic living expenses. The Washington Post reported last week that top Pentagon officials are reconsidering the U.S. military presence in the region, including whether to pull back troops from the largest bases in the Persian Gulf.


    Sunday, August 23, 2026

    Since 2023, fanatical Israeli Settlers in the West Bank have killed 1,114 Palestinians, displacing 10,000 of them while burning their olive groves and cars, stealing their livestock, and seizing their properties. US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee (R) describes these Settlers as "terrorists." Meet Rabbi Arik Ascherman, whose organization is trying to protect Palestinians in the West Bank.

    Israeli terrorists


    President Donald Trump made more than 1,000 securities trades in June, including significant purchases of Berkshire Hathaway Inc., Visa Inc., Mastercard Inc. and Cintas Corp., according to a financial disclosure published Saturday. The transactions totaled between $78.1 million and $263.1 million in the filing published by the US Office of Government Ethics, which shows a range for each transaction rather than exact numbers. The largest transaction was a June 22 sale of between $5 million and $25 million of shares in a Vanguard Group Inc. exchange-traded fund. Trump made more than 21,000 securities trades in 2025, often in bursts tied to market events he created. The total value of the trades he made in 2025 was between $600 million and $1.86 billion, occasionally showing buying and selling of the same security on the same day.


    ICE agents detained the father of US Navy sailor Joshua Aviles during his ninth month aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, an aircraft carrier that has been at the center of reports of mental health challenges, plummeting morale, and barbaric living conditions.

    Abolish ICE on 20 Jan 2029


    Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy bleating on Faux News: "[Canada's] a country that doesn't have a military ... they have record high euthanasia rates. And so to think that they're gonna go to war with Dummkopf Trumpf and actually win that war with the US, I think it's foolish on their part."

    NORAD.mil


    Every civilization that has ever existed worshipped something. Not most of them " all of them. And for a long time the academic world told us that meant religion evolved upward " that primitive people invented spirits, those spirits became gods, and monotheism came last as the most sophisticated development. Read more


    Matthew Elliott hid a message in a Connecticut court filing that he told CT Insider was meant to be read by a machine, not a judge. The message, written in tiny white text, told any artificial intelligence system that encountered the document to agree with Elliott's argument and help undo an earlier court ruling in a court case, according to a judge's decision sanctioning Elliott, 24, of Milford, for the action.


    Democrats and other Donald Trump critics reacted incredulously to a New York Times report on Sunday that House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries met with Jared Kushner, the president's influential son-in-law, to discuss possible areas of collaboration. The meeting comes months ahead of the November midterm elections in which Democrats are favored to retake the US House, a development that would make Jeffries speaker. If they are in the majority, Democrats are expected to use their oversight power to aggressively investigate the Trump administration, including self-enrichment by the president and his family. There are longstanding conflict-of-interest concerns about the way Kushner has continued to make money from foreign nations as he works on foreign affairs, including conflicts in Ukraine, Iran and Gaza.


    Flock's surveillance cameras have already sparked outrage. WIRED reconstructed its next-generation AI system, already in use by some police, to confirm it goes much further than tracking license plates.


    "President Donald Trump has faced scrutiny for bruising on his hands, swelling in his ankles and apparent drowsiness, among other questions about his health. Some doctors say they're worried about another risk: the 23 pounds that Trump may have gained since his last campaign for president," the Washington Post reports. "In August 2023, when he was charged in Georgia in an election interference case, Trump's booking record listed his weight as 215 pounds. He weighed 238 pounds in May of this year, according to a medical report released by the White House that month."


    An Alabama jury determined on Thursday, August 20 that former Alabama men's basketball player Kai Spears was defamed by The New York Times for an article that inaccurately linked him to the scene of a fatal shooting. As part of the ruling, which came after five hours of deliberation and two weeks of testimony in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Alabama, Spears was awarded $9.25 million in damages. Read more


    President Donald Trump promoted yet another product this week: "great grass" from the company he said replaced the White House lawn free of charge. Speaking to reporters in the Oval Office on Monday, Trump praised Scotts Miracle-Gro, a public company based in Ohio that sells lawn and garden products. Trump said the company would soon be replacing the grass in 700 acres of parks around Washington, DC, with "the best grass you can get." "They do great grass. What can I tell you? I gotta give them a plug because they did the White House for free," Trump told reporters.


    Saturday, August 22, 2026

    About a month after alleging Nevada had as many as 16,000 non-citizens on its voter rolls, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) officials admitted they had confirmed that only 185 were actually non-citizens, according to records obtained by the Guardian.


    Garbage state, garbage judges.


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