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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

ICE agents will be staking out Marine Corps graduation events to find undocumented immigrants in the recruits' families. NBC News reports that REAL IDs, U.S. passports, or U.S. birth certificates are now required to access Marine bases as part of heightened security measures following the war in Iran. Anyone who travels to Marine Corps Recruit Depot at Parris Island in Beaufort, South Carolina, for graduation and family days this week without such documentation could be detained. "Increased force protection measures" at the recruit depot means that "federal law enforcement personnel will be present at installation access points to conduct enhanced screening and lawful immigration status inquiries during recruit family and graduation days," the Parris Island website states.


Bryon Noem, the husband of former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, was accused on Tuesday of living a double life as a crossdresser obsessed with donning huge fake boobs and talking to fetish models online. In a jaw-dropping report published on Tuesday, Daily Mail chief investigate reporter Josh Boswell and senior reporter Ben Ashford published several photos of a man, identified by the newspaper as Noem, posing for the camera in large fake breasts and hotpants while pouting. The two reporters also spoke to several fetish models who claimed to have had an online relationship with Noem involving "bimbofication" " a kink centered around women becoming real life Barbie dolls with gigantic proportions. Read more


Former FBI agents filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Washington seeking class-action status on behalf of employees terminated since January 2025, alleging they were fired based on perceived political affiliation without due process.


Donald Trump has spent much of his second term using the U.S. presidency as a giant ATM for himself, his family, and his cronies. Now he's devised a way for the cryptocurrency and private equity industries to do the same"while further lining his own pockets and putting Americans' nest eggs at risk. The Trump administration on Monday announced plans to open 401(k) retirement plans to investments like crypto and private equity that are subject to far fewer safeguards than publicly traded assets like stocks and bonds. Critics warn the move threatens the retirement savings of millions of Americans while delivering a massive windfall for crypto and private equity moguls. The stakes are enormous: If Americans collectively shifted just 1 percent of their 401(k) assets into crypto and private equity, those industries would be flooded with more than $100 billion in new capital. Read more


Congress's most bloodthirsty warhawk took time away from defending President Donald Trump's conflict with Iran to have breakfast with Mickey Mouse.


The bullet that killed conservative commentator Charlie Kirk did not match the rifle used by suspected killer Tyler Robinson, a bombshell new court filing states. Robinson, 22, is facing capital murder charges and a potential death sentence for Kirk's murder at Utah Valley University on September 10. But his defense attorneys now argue that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives 'was unable to identify the bullet recovered at autopsy to the rifle allegedly tied to Mr Robinson.' The defense team may now offer the ATF firearm analyst's testimony as exculpatory evidence, they said in a motion filed on Friday to push the preliminary hearing back at least six months, Fox News reports.


A gold toilet mounted on a ten-foot-tall marble throne was erected next to the Lincoln Memorial, hailing President Donald Trump for making a bathroom renovation his top priority for the people of the United States of America during a partial government shutdown, sky-rocketing fuel and food prices, and a raging war against the people of Iran which he illegally initiated alongside Israel.

static.inshorts.com>On Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, 76,535,898 Americans voted for this man to be their President.


President Donald Trump on Monday shared renderings of what his future presidential library could look like, offering a look into how the planned Florida-based center might eventually commemorate him. Read more


Members of the mob that stormed the US Capitol on 6 Jan 2021 are suing the federal government for tens of millions of dollars in damages, claiming that the "indiscriminate" use of force by police officers repelling the attack caused them physical and emotional injuries.

storage.courtlistener.com >Swine Coming to the Trough


Monday, March 30, 2026

WASHINGTON " Lawyers for Rep. Eric Swalwell demanded Monday that FBI Director Kash Patel immediately end any effort to release records from a decade-old investigation involving the California Democrat and a suspected Chinese operative that resulted in no criminal charges. The cease-and-desist letter from the attorneys advises Patel that he would run afoul of both federal law and longstanding Justice Department policy if he moves forward with releasing records from the FBI's investigative file. It seeks a response from Patel within three days confirming that he will comply with the demand, and warns that any further effort to publicize the files will result in legal action. Read more


Apparently, a video creator has been visiting Walmart stores and testing the accuracy of pre-weighed items like meat and produce.


Ret. Centcom Commander on Iran: "I've simulated this many times in many positions; we're a little further along than we would expect to be at this point in all the simulations I've seen." "This is not back-of-the-envelope calculations. We've been working on this for many years."


Many different factors play into your risk of a heart attack, stroke, and heart failure, and a lot of them involve lifestyle choices most people can do something about -- including three small upgrades in sleep, diet, and physical activity highlighted in a new study.


Sunday, March 29, 2026

Mullins, the UConn men's basketball team's freshman guard, hit a 35-footer with 0.4 seconds left on Sunday to cap an incredible 73-72 comeback win over Duke in the East Regional finals and send the Huskies to their eighth Final Four. UConn (33-5) will face South Regional champion Illinois on Saturday at 6:09 p.m. (TBS/truTV) at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis -- Mullins' hometown.


Daniel Tocci (31), pardoned by Dummkopf Trumpf for attacking the US Capitol on 6 Jan 2021, has been sentenced to four years for possession of child pornography. Federal investigators found more than 110,000 illicit images on his devices, including unspeakable images of toddlers, bestiality, a woman being shot in the head, and gruesome animal cruelty including a cat being put into an Osterizer.

Dummkopf Trumpf Pardoned Disgusting Maniacs


On Friday, an Iranian missile and drones reportedly hit the Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, according to a report by The Wall Street Journal (WSJ). The airbase, about 96km (60 miles) southeast of the Saudi capital, Riyadh, is run by the Saudi air force but is also used by US forces. The attack damaged multiple KC-135 tankers, which refuel US aircraft in flight, and an E-3 Sentry airborne warning and control system (AWACS) aircraft, Air & Space Forces Magazine, a publication that covers US air defence and national security issues, reported on Saturday. Read more


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