#3 Why do you hat sharks? Oh wait I get it... :(

Yeah, but the news isn't about the Jewish space Lasers - it about the people.

Thank you, you lovable monster.

Wait, what? I'm stupid?

Look, guys, ze-0 is is just a giant atomic powered robot built for hand-to-hand combat.

How is that wrong?

#93 | Posted by SpeakSoftly

Have you seen the Jewish space lasers?

To be fair, the Jewish space laser thing turned out to be true.

You people say the funniest things.

snoofy wants to ban MLK 'cause he invented the phrase 'color blind society', which tenet 9 says is white supremacy.

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings. Oh Lord yeah....

#1 That's what the Yellow Peril wants us to believe.

#12 That was the first city we know of, Ur. And it was beer, not kool-aid. About 10,000 or so years ago? It's been awhile and that fish-god could through a hell'a party.

Why don't we tax China? 30% import duty on slave-labor snoofy nations, protect our industries.

#7 Don't be so pessimistic. Political reform will come, because America is bankrupt and you can now feel it in your supermarket, electric, and gas bills.

Oh, that's billable of course.

Evil, we need to regroup and try a new tactic.

#1 your just mad because nobody erects statues of stalin

In ancient Sumeria, the first civilization, its civilization began when a fish-god came out of the sea and taught people how to make beer so we could all get along together at the beach party.

Ancient Sumeria discovered farming, and a hundred years later herding, because if you can do it with plants....

These are the same stories because you can't have beer without farming.

Remember KAL-007? It was the perfect way to decapitate the John Birch Society.

Remember when people thought the OK symbol was Nazi, and a Hispanic truck driver in LA got fired for flicking a booger?

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

And that is why we cannot allow a hypersanity gap!

*eat, not get.

#170 | Posted by donnerboy

Dude. I worship Cthulhu. I get your soul.

Nope and nada.

#166 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday

So you sold your soul for nothing at all.