#21 | Posted by Angrydad

You do know that you have second most dysfunctional nick I've ever seen on the internet? Right after aborted_monson, and he had to change it when I found out what it meant? By asking RCade?

That's creepy, dude.

I'm just an alien superhero in a man-suit.

I thought this was going to be about the internet getting married, not something incomprehensible.

What has news come too?

Yeah, never buy grass from the Easter Bunny.

I have found my pronoun.

People, process, power - three languages.

#3 "Lesbian hates Snickers".

It really is how you have to do it here.

The Matrix can't be this stupid. You guys must have been sent as an example.

This is why we need a 70 character limit. I'm starting to get disgruntled here RCade.

Oh, wait, I was never gruntled in the first place.

Look, the 'Rona was for vaccine research. Read the FOIA e-mails. Lancet fired the pres. of EcoHealth Alliance for slandering and cancelling every researcher that said "Lab" when they found out he funded it. No matter how hard the science, they got cancelled.

Peter funded it. And Big Tech funded him. 'cause China. Which lied. Once again, China advanced its agenda through Wall Street, as they have consistently bragging about since 1992.

#9 I'm not surprised at all to hear you say that, aborted_monson. You actually support mass murder.

For God's sake, you don't mess with Class A evidence. Ever. A photo is all it takes to convict.

SITZ, my e-mail public here. Stop jerking me around and let's get Hitlerific. Yeah, I know, counters don't mean much on the scale where we dwell, but their little cut-out paper lives are all that they have. And their fates depend on the decisions we make.

#18 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Yo sitz Hirohito doesn't hug himself. I got all the gear and accounts. What VERSION?

Hey, I'm in. I'm about to go full cultist anyway, and I agree with everything this man is saying.

Um, this doesn't mean I get pregnant, right?

I thought this was actually going to be about a 'Gospel of the Fuhrer'. Color me disappointed.

Guys, guess who on this site wears red shoes. Hint: ^^^

If you didn't see that one coming, shoot yourself.

"HeliumRat called me a Luciferian Pedo ----!". Yeah. Tell it to a judge.

But hey, I get it: family paper. Back page, but still editorial discretion.

My bad. Sorry.

RCade, is that "yes" or "why???" ?

You don't need to change things on the Back Page because QAnon might sue you you for libel, Rogers. You have a lawyer. And honestly, all it would take is a retraction at most....

Are there no depths they won't won't stoop to?

Look at that. That is the picture of the elephant. And it looks just like all of the others before him....

I warned you RCade. The title length thing is far, far worse than that weird pixel widget thing. You made it 20 pixels taller when you got mad.

Now what will you do?

All lies, spread by my detractors. It's your own cage.

Everybody already knows. That's why censorship was so important.

Don't sell your soul for free.

"May you die... without a priest!" works real well. Yeah, everyone backs off if you pull that one. Remember, low, guttural, Evil, do the left-hand thing. Works like a charm.

Oh. I was wearing a black robe when I chanted that. And (check this, if you want to scare the crap out of someone in rl, say for a distraction, make a gesture with your left hand that look like your drawing an Elder Sign in the air while you chant Evilly. It'll stop a murderer in his tracks) there are a wide variety of Evil Chants available. Did you know the Emerald Tablet is real? I like the Issac Newton translation.