[Verse 1]
When I heard the NRA was writing big ass checks
I went right down to VirginiaandI said, "Menext"
They said, "Go ye to theschool and spread the good news"
I said, "I need a bulletproof vest and some good running shoes"
They said, "We got those," I said, "Cool, where at?"
They said, "They're next to the spoons, making everyone fat"
Now I was rolling my eyes like a rolling stone
When Uncle Huckabee called me on the telephone
H said, "I'm raising up money for a people in need"
I said, "Of cours, Uncle Huck, that strip is starving indeed"
He said, "The Lord's at work here, boy, the job ain't done
Son, you need Jesus and Jesus needs guns"
[Chorus]
It makes no sense
One man's terror's another man's defense
[Verse 2]
When the Holy Golden Toad spat him out of his mouth
The techno-billionaire Goblin was about K-holed out
But he left behind Big Balls, like some vestigial tail
Well, them balls went to town and got beat all to hell
Some days the DOGE-ing is easy, some days the DOGE-ing is hard
When the DOGE-ing don't work, you'd better call in the Guard
The Citrus Caesar and the Thielian Prince
Were throwing it all at the wall just to see what would stick
Even I got distracted, that weather was bad
That was the iciest summer that I've ever had
Some days I forget that Cracker Barrels exist
But there ain't no one forgetting about that list
[Chorus]
It makes no sense
One man's crime's another man's intelligence
[Verse 3]
The Nostradamus of Austin cried out to the Lord
He said them frogs might be gay, but I'll still be your sword
While television anchors talked at the air
Does a lie make a noise if there ain't nobody there?
"This ain't no country for cable", said the wisest of men
Honey, crank up the Tucker while I pack me a Zyn
It was getting kinda late, so I went back to the morgue
They were doing the autopsy of July 4th
I said, "Hold the scalpel boys, she ain't dead yet"
I got a parlay in China, we can still win the bet
The technician was drunk on muskadine wine
He said, "I'm going to Mars," I said, "Good riddance, goodbye"
[Chorus]
It makes no sense
You can leave if you want but all your problems go with
[Outro]
Yes, they do
It's Tennessee. Consider the source.
U.S. Current Trend: Bills Provide Immunity to Drivers Who Hit Protesters
Published: September 2021
www.icnl.org
In May 2021, local activist Justin Jones gave impassioned testimony before the Tennessee legislature. He described how "already you have cars at every protest revving their engines. . . . This bill is a license to hunt and a license to kill." The proposed bill, Tennessee's HB 513, would provide both civil and criminal immunity for drivers if they hit protesters with their vehicle while exercising "due care," even if the protester was only blocking the sidewalk.