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Recently posted ... Part 2 of 2 parts (link to Part 1 (opens in a new window)...

Who cares, right? Screw it - why should the meaning of words or statements from a president matter? None of that's important.

No one takes this president seriously anymore anyway. Which isn't a massive issue or anything.

It's fine... everything's fine.

I want a president who doesn't view war like it's something meant to give him the ability to "make things go boom" and posture tough on social media.

I want a defense secretary who doesn't embarrass the country by trying to cite a Bible verse, only to actually quote a Samuel L. Jackson character from Pulp Fiction, stage asinine stunts to show him failing at working out while trying to look "tough," or neglect our military to such an extent that sailors are literally trying to jump off ships due to the horrendous nature of their living conditions.

I want a Secretary of State who doesn't constantly look like a neutered dog, making an absolute fool of himself in the desperate hope that Trump will anoint him as the next GOP presidential candidate.

I want a vice president who isn't a walking diaper stain - someone nobody, including Trump, can stand being around. A loser who stands for absolutely nothing other than whatever is most convenient for him at the moment.

I want a leader of Health and Human Services who isn't legitimately an insane, conspiracy-pushing whack job who doesn't believe in science and goes off on incoherent rants about "data" where he's literally just making sh*t up that isn't backed by any credible scientific data.

I want a president who isn't spending hours every week on social media lashing out at people, whining, pushing conspiracies, telling the world how great he is, and going on multiple 30-40-post posting sprees of mostly AI-generated slop of him in a military uniform or depicted as Jesus Christ like an unhinged lunatic.

This piece of sh*t has the most important job in the world, and yet he seems to have more time than someone who's retired to watch cable news, to b*tch and whine about what he sees on social media, and play golf.

For f*ck's sake - I just want adults in charge.

That's all I'm asking for. Functioning adults who don't embarrass this country every single damn day of the week, month, and year.

Adults who aren't running a nonstop sh*tshow of an administration that's so unbelievably inept I literally don't know if the headlines I'm reading are satire or, sadly, reality.

I'm so sick of stupidity. It's exhausting.

I just want adults back in charge of our country.

*** - StopTheBoxItch

Recently posted ... Part 1 of 2 parts ...

by Allen Clifton

I apologize for some of the language, but I really need to vent for a bit - can we please just f*cking have a president who isn't a complete, unhinged, embarrassing, childish idiot?

At this point, I don't even care if I agree with their policies, I just want an adult leading this nation. Not an emotionally stunted, 80-year-old toddler.

It's pretty bad when I find myself sometimes missing the Republican days of George W. Bush's leadership *** - someone who, at the time, we all thought was a pretty low bar to set for Republican presidents..

Oh, how naive we all were. When people said, "They can't get any dumber than Bush," Republicans clearly took that as a challenge.

The headlines I come across nearly every single day... Jesus Christ.

The Strait of Hormuz is "open"... wait, now it's closed again - no, actually, it's open, but only closed by the United States, which now "completely controls it," but then Iran is shooting at ships trying to cross it, and it's closed again, seemingly by Iran.

Yet we fully control it!

But wait - no, Iran's military and navy no longer exist, right? Isn't that what we've been told?

The war is "over," we "won," and Iran has been "obliterated," but then we're negotiating a deal, but then we're not because, according to Trump, Iran isn't "ready" to make a deal - but then he says they're also desperate to make one.

Because all that makes total sense.

All the while, gas has been over $4 a gallon nationally for months and inflation is at three-year highs.

Oh, and now there's the ongoing possibility that when this disaster finally ends, there's going to be a toll charge to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, when it was previously free.

But then who really knows, because that story changes every hour.

Yet we totally control the strait!

This all comes after we were told, repeatedly, all last year, that Iran's nuclear capabilities were also "totally obliterated." Anyone who said anything other than that Trump's first strike had "totally obliterated" their nuclear program - setting them back years - was "fake news."

Except just a few months later, apparently, their impending nuclear weapon was why we had to go to war with them.

So, was the news "fake" or not? Shouldn't Trump have to answer for that, considering he told all of us last summer that their nuclear program had been set back years? Especially when the "fake news" he attacked was that we had only marginally set the Iranian government back "a few months," and here we are, a few months later, at war.

... to be continued in Part 2 of 2 parts (along with the *** footnote).

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