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#6

I loved all those shows back in college

And To the Manor Born, The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, Fawlty Towers... Monty Python, of course. Lots more!

Apparently they still call it, 'the golden era of UK television" across the pond.

Reggie:

www.youtube.com

Good Life/Neighbors

www.youtube.com


Britain was also where most of the music was coming from in that era, and the satire on life, the cultures, the gov, and Everything of Britcoms was really good TV at the time.

Better than Bonanza, which finally went off the air in '73.

#9

www.google.com

Maybe?

www.naplesnews.com

my old hometown newspaper... which once carried a story about a famous comedienne who once told a joke about how all the old people don't live in Naples... all the old people live in Sarasota.

Their parents live in Naples.

Wow... Ferrell stole my haircut!

bloodsnlreviews.com

It's cool, though. I can pass for him again now.

Den of Thieves

How To Claw Back what Trump Just Stole

Rick Wilson | May 19, 2026

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Let's not pretend we don't know exactly what we just watched.

It was a daylight robbery, a smash and grab of $1.8 billion of your money.

This essay isn't about simply what happened, and why we're so numb to it, but on how to turn this on Trump, the corrupt Todd Blanche DOJ, MAGA, and the GOP and make this robbery a political poison pill they'll regret for a very long time.

On Monday, the Department of Justice ... your Department of Justice, the one your tax dollars fund, the one with "Justice" literally chiseled into the stone ... announced it was scraping $1.776 billion out of the federal Treasury and pouring it into a fund to pay off Donald Trump's friends, lackeys, cronies, and the terrorist goons who beat cops with flagpoles on January 6th.


They named it the "Anti-Weaponization Fund," which is trolling in itself, the kind of name you pick when you have weaponized the government so completely that you've started to enjoy the irony. They set the number at $1.776 billion ... a cute little wink at 1776 and our 250th anniversary, because nothing says Spirit of the Revolution like looting the public purse to reward an insurrection against the nation.

This is how filthy it is: Trump sued the IRS, an agency of the government he runs, for $10 billion over the leak of his tax returns. He sued himself, essentially, and then settled with himself.

complete Rick Wilson opinion piece

#13

TrumpWatch 2026, Part I: The Greatest Grift on Earth

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... the terms by which the slush fund will operate are pretty broad, because they want to be able to pay out a lot of different kinds of cronies.

But what happens if James Comey applies for some money? Or Letitia James? Or Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ)?

The shadowy figures who are going to administer the fund won't pay those people, of course, and the Trump targets will be able to go on TV and/or file lawsuits that bring all kinds of attention to the fact that the whole thing is just self-dealing. That trio, joined by a few others, could give Trump & Co. several black eyes before this is all said and done.

So?

AI Overview Presidents who have authorized emergency sales or drawdowns from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) include George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, and Joe Biden.
1. George H.W. Bush (1991)Context: The Gulf War (Operation Desert Storm).Action: Ordered the first-ever emergency drawdown, releasing roughly (17.3) million barrels to stabilize global energy markets following the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait.

2. Bill Clinton (1996, 2000)Context: Market volatility and rising gasoline prices.Action: Authorized smaller sales in (1996) and created the Heating Oil Exchange in (2000) to exchange and release reserves to mitigate winter heating supply crunches.

3. George W. Bush (2005)Context: Hurricane Katrina.Action: Sold and loaned approximately (20.8) million barrels of oil after the hurricane severely disrupted oil platforms and refineries in the Gulf Coast region.

4. Barack Obama (2011)Context: Civil war in Libya.Action: Coordinated with the International Energy Agency (IEA) to release (30) million barrels to offset disruptions to the global oil supply.4. Barack Obama (2011)Context: Civil war in Libya.Action: Coordinated with the International Energy Agency (IEA) to release (30) million barrels to offset disruptions to the global oil supply.

5. Joe Biden (2021, 2022)Context: Post-pandemic inflation and Russia's invasion of Ukraine.Action: Authorized historic drawdowns, including a record-breaking release of (180) million barrels over six months beginning in early (2022) to mitigate global supply chain issues.6. Donald Trump (2020, 2026)Context: Short-term market volatility during the COVID-19 pandemic and international supply disruptions.Action: Authorized exchanges of crude oil in (2020) and a large-scale emergency release to offset energy shocks and stabilize prices.For more details on the exact amounts sold or the legal requirements for tapping the reserve, check the Department of Energy SPR History overview.. Joe Biden (2021, 2022)Context: Post-pandemic inflation and Russia's invasion of Ukraine.Action: Authorized historic drawdowns, including a record-breaking release of (180) million barrels over six months beginning in early (2022) to mitigate global supply chain issues.

6. Donald Trump (2020, 2026)Context: Short-term market volatility during the COVID-19 pandemic and international supply disruptions.Action: Authorized exchanges of crude oil in (2020) and a large-scale emergency release to offset energy shocks and stabilize prices.For more details on the exact amounts sold or the legal requirements for tapping the reserve, check the Department of Energy SPR History overview.

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Here is the backstory. Trump sued the IRS for $10,000,000,000.00 because IRS supposedly leaked his tax returns. He also filed a couple of other lawsuits against the government. The IRS had to respond to the lawsuits. Instead of saying: "Buzz off, see you in court," the agency, which is ultimately under Trump's control, said: "Let's make a deal. We will give you $1,776,000,000 ($1.776B) to settle all the lawsuits." So, Trump was effectively negotiating with himself, which may be the only way he can actually come out on top in a negotiation. Trump the defendant wanted the problem to go away so he offered Trump the plaintiff a great deal and Trump the plaintiff took it.

The nature of the deal is that Trump gets a giant slush fund run by a secret board Blanche appoints (but that Trump can fire) and which makes secret decisions about what happens to that money. One thing that seems likely is that the Jan. 6 rioters who tried to overthrow the government by force will get some of it. There were 1,600 of them. Suppose each one gets, say, $100,000. That would leave $1,540,000,000 in the slush fund for Trump to do whatever he wanted. Rioters happy, Trump happy, Raskin unhappy, but you can't please all the people all the time.

At the moment, some of the details are fuzzy, presumably intentionally so. Most obviously, it's not clear who can, and cannot, lay hands on the money. Reportedly, the "settlement agreement" bars Trump and his two sons (i.e., the parties to the now-dropped lawsuit) from claiming any portion of the fund. But the Trumps have spent their whole lives doing end runs around rules like this. For example, what if the secret committee decides that the Trump Organization has been damaged to the tune of $1.2 billion? Well, that payment would not go to the Trumps, technically, it would go to the "person" that is their S-Corp. And yet, the money would end up in their pockets, anyhow. Alternatively, this is also a president who has claimed that [THING X] is true of some amount of money, and then moved on to [THING Y] once attention died down. For example, does anyone know anymore where the ballroom donations went, or whether they will ever actually be used on this project? Or where all the inaugural celebration funds went? We certainly don't.

Will this scam work? Who knows? George Washington didn't try to rip off the government. Neither did John Adams, Thomas Jefferson or any other president until now. Could someone stop this? Well, there may be a few potential obstacles:

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Yesterday, Donald Trump's lawyers saw the writing on the wall and realized his and his kids' "lawsuit" against the IRS was going to be carefully investigated by the judge in the case, which would put his latest, greatest grift at risk. So, his lawyers filed a "notice" dismissing the fake case with prejudice (notice is in quotes, because it should be styled as a request to dismiss the case). Moments thereafter, Trump's former personal attorney, and current acting Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the official creation of a $1.776 (get it?) billion slush fund to be doled out by a committee appointed by Blanche. Supposedly, anyone who has felt they've been wronged by the Justice Department is eligible to receive some funds. But you should take that promise with several grains of salt.

Such flagrant and large-scale grift, and all in one fell swoop, has no real precedent in American history. Wherever Boss Tweed, the Teapot Dome guys and Spiro Agnew are right now, they're surely impressed.

If you tried to put this into a movie, the audience wouldn't buy it. But you can't make this stuff up. Really. If you don't believe us, check the story at The New York Times, Forbes, Bloomberg, ABC News, CNBC, or Vox. They can't all be wrong. But if you don't trust any media outlet, then how about a press release from Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee? Here is the first paragraph of Raskin's statement:

Donald Trump is orchestrating a $1,700,000,000 fraud on the American taxpayer to line the pockets of his MAGA political allies, another installment in his ongoing effort to turn the federal government into a personal cash machine for his unpopular extremist movement. This is a massive and unprecedented presidential plunder of the American people. Worse still, this is only the beginning - a declaration that the prior payouts were just a down payment, and that he now intends to earmark billions more in taxpayer dollars for his political allies, sycophants and private militia of unemployed insurrectionists.
Nice that Raskin wrote the number out in full rather than writing $1.7B. Makes it look bigger. Raskin should have written $1,776,000,000.00 though, with the silly number tricks and the "cents."


This idiotic and wasteful war on behalf of Israel will cost the peace-loving, hardworking American taxpayer of all denominations (Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Atheist, Sikh) 100 billion dollars quite soon:
Thanks, AIPAC!

And just wait until more effects of the BBB kick in later this year.

That will impact poor Americans of all faiths and races.

But the oligarchs will be alright, thanks for asking.

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