"Eli, I'm gonna try wasting time with this stupidity to get Americans to somehow hate Iran. Whaddaya think?"
"I don't know, Avi, the Americans can't afford to buy toilet paper and are selling blood to make a shekel. We've really effed up their economy pretty bad. This idiotic story may not be so important to them."
"Well, we gotta try something to distract the dummies in America. Look at the elections! By the way, I won't write about the IDF screwing over Persian Jews in Tehran with the air pollution and black toxic smoke they caused. Boy, imagine Jews being angry with us fellow Jews."
"You said it, Avi. Hey, better stalk and harrass Pumpkinhead on drudge.com a bit. He's getting worse than Coriolanus in exposing us."
"Check. Say, how much longer can we squeeze Islamophobia out of the gullible Americans?"
"Until all of Israel is cleared of Arabs, you dope! Now get busy Avi!"
"South American is not an AIPAC pod-person! Muslim lover!"
"FUNNY"