#8

SO true... and any shiny object will distract Trumpers while he picks their pockets.

Whether that's with Chinese Bible with his name on it or covering up his involvement with a convicted child sex procurer... convicted of five felonies, including conspiracy, transportation of a minor to engage in illegal sexual activity and sex trafficking of a minor.

But as Epstein himself said to her, Trump 'never barked' to authorities about his knowledge of ALL of that.

TheOnion - Dec 19, 2025

"A very special Christmas message from your old friend, Santa Claus!"

To be fair, they prolly ran out of black markers to redact Trump's name... they only had a couple of crates of those.

They also have other obvious Chinese Trump Impersonators:

They also have other obvious Chinese Trump Impersonators:

#13

He claims to be a Visa holder in CA that is planning to retire back in China, where he will be forced to give his DNA to the Security Police.

Freedoms!

Currently he is busy here on the Retort teaching everything from ESL (which he obviously deserves a Refund on his own classes!) to US law and history.

#8

I never knew China had Bozo clowns!

Here's what was in the Bill that Schumer vote for; this was just one provision:

"The Act itself did not explicitly authorize "sinking vessels," but it provided broad enforcement powers to the U.S. Coast Guard and Navy on the high seas against vessels without nationality or those from nations that consent to U.S. enforcement. T

Kings don't need no stinking Congressional Approval for ANYTHING!

Not when they own the SC.

#3

Not me. I've been pleasantly surprised.

As per #2, it could have been the Trumper Pope in the Vatican instead.

#11

The Level of Lame is palpable.

Perhaps the Japanese didn't commit enough atrocities in China.

Perhaps FDR shouldn't have created and sent the Flying Tigers to help China fight back.

Banana Republicans make up their own data... we are basically in a Woody Allen movie.

#8

Yeah, Dems should take a lesson; how do you get elected 4 times as President?

Kick the living --- out of Elites and Fascists. (but I repeat myself)

His trial strategery has leaked.

"If the tiny glove fits, you must Acquit!!"

I do the same thing every time I see a lame 1NUT post.

China, with it's vid everywhere and forced DNA tracking laughs in their general direction.

Any week is a good week to hate Muslims in Trumplandia.

They are the 4th Reich's version of Jews.

#22

Only if he were from South Africa and white.

"Neves Valente initially came to the United States on a student F-1 visa and obtained lawful permanent residency in April 2017.

In a post on X overnight, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said Neves Valente received a visa through the diversity lottery program and announced DHS is pausing the program immediately to "ensure no more Americans are harmed."

These people never miss a loony media opportunity to massage the loony Base.

"The Times obtained the recording Wednesday, less than a month after the criminal election interference case against Trump and 18 of his allies in Fulton County, Georgia, was dismissed.

The audio record is part of several investigative documents from that case.

Ralston didn't keep the call to himself, telling special grand jurors investigating the case about what Trump told him.

But the audio, and Trump's exact words, were not public until now.

Trump's infamous demand to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger in January 2021 to "find" 11,780 votes to overturn the election is more widely known."

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You know who says things like that? A traitor to the Constitution and the Country and the People, that's who.

Police Say Reddit Post Led Them To Brown University Gunman

A redditor posted on the Providence, Rhode Island subreddit and said they had seen a gray Nissan with Florida license plates:

"I'm being dead serious. The police need to look into a grey Nissan with Florida plates, possibly a rental. That was the car he was driving. It was parked in front of the little shack behind the Rhode Island Historical Society on the Cooke St side.

I know because he used his key fob to open the car, approached it and then something prompted him to back away. When he backed away he relocked the car. I found that odd so when he circled the block I approached the car and that is when I saw the Florida plates. He was parked in the section between the gate of the RIHS and the corner of Cooke and George St."

#9

OK, ya got me there... but Trumpers won't know about that part!

And still, this was Muslim Hate Week in Trump World, they'll be disappointed.

Maybe he will turn out to be Trans. That will save the day.

And they were SO hoping for a Muslim shooter, too. This is not turning out well for the narrative.

This is going to be confusing for Trumpers... where in South America is Portugal??

And the Board members were, of course, Trump appointees.

All he needs to do now is figure out how to appoint the Nobel Prize voters.

"Officials are also looking into potential ties between the Brown shooting and this week's killing of an MIT professor at his Massachusetts home, according to a law enforcement official close to the case.

The suspect in the Brown University shooting changed the license plates on the rental car he was using, which made it more challenging for investigators to locate him, said Rhode Island Attorney General Peter Neronha.

A witness had provided a license plate to authorities probing the Brown University shooting, who then investigated the car and its past drivers. This allowed them to identify the same vehicle of interest in the MIT professor killing."