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"But, hey! In 2024 we got the 140 gosh-darned Israeli hostages home. So there, you stupid peaceniks, antiwar Samaritans, pro-Palestine volunteers, pacifists, and military veterans against war!"


POTUS Joe Biden (D) now receives a world record $417,000 per annum federal pension or approximately $10 per Palestinian slaughtered in Gaza by the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) during his Democratic Party administration.

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Last week the sinister Israeli security services arrested Brad Lander (D-NY) and dozens of Israeli and international Samaritans in the occupied West Bank while accompanying Palestinian farmers harvesting olives. Anton Goodman, acting CEO of Rabbis for Human Rights, reported that 28 Israeli members of his delegation and another 42 foreign citizens were being held for interrogation at the police station in nearby Beitar Illit.

Brad Lander, good friend of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D-NY), easily beat wealthy Daniel Sachs Goldman (D-NY) -- an AIPAC funds recipient -- in the Democratic Party primary earlier this year.

Mr Lander will represent New York's 10th CD after election day on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026 and his swearing in at noon at the US Capitol on 3 Jan 2027.

Brad Lander is a genuine mensch and we're lucky he wasn't tortured by the IDF or beaten up or shot by Israeli Settlers who have targeted other American politicians and journalists.

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Poor, poor Coriolanus, our resident Shakespearean has either suffered a stroke or completely missed the mark.

But somebody thought my comment was "FUNNY" (guess who?).

[Eyeroll]

Propaganda, Clownshack?

Ouch! I thought we were pals!

"Trumpf has given Putin and Netanyahu everything they've wanted and more."

We can contend the same about "Genocide Joe" who gave ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu everything he wanted in 2024.

This OP was just a gentle reminder for all of us in Amerikkka that we are in the middle of this massive maelstrom and economic meltdown because of AIPAC Democrats and their acquiesence to Israel in 2024. Putting the needs of Israeli Jews (7.2m) ahead of American Jews (7.7m) has cost the US dearly.

With "Genocide Joe" eventually reaching the "country from whence no man has returned" because of cancer, this commentary was meant to analyze his mindset.

This OP was also for the younger folks on drudge.com who may have never watched That Championship Season (1982) and its stellar cast.

But back to the present: AIPAC Democrats and the blood of 75,000 slaughtered Palestinians on their hands will now pander for our votes on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026, get them, and the horrible status quo will continue.

These very same AIPAC Democrats are the dinosaurs that want to "fix" or "reform" ICE and DHS, not completely abolish them and return INS to its pre-9/11 state with Immigration Judges (IJ) and due process for aliens, migrants, amd refugees.

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"Whence is that knocking?
How is 't with me when every noise appalls me?

What hands are here! Ha, they pluck out mine eyes.
Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood

Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one red."

(MacBeth, Act II, Scene II)


And thank you, Johnny Hotsauce.

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Last week the sinister Israeli security services arrested Brad Lander (D-NY) and dozens of Israeli and international Samaritans in the occupied West Bank while accompanying Palestinian farmers harvesting olives. Anton Goodman, acting CEO of Rabbis for Human Rights, reported that 28 Israeli members of his delegation and another 42 foreign citizens were being held for interrogation at the police station in nearby Beitar Illit.

Brad Lander, good friend of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D-NY), easily beat wealthy Daniel Sachs Goldman (D-NY) -- an AIPAC funds recipient -- in the Democratic Party primary earlier this year.

Mr Lander will represent New York's 10th CD after election day on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026 and his swearing in at noon at the US Capitol on 3 Jan 2027.

Brad Lander is a genuine mensch and we're lucky he wasn't tortured by the IDF or beaten up or shot by Israeli Settlers who have targeted other American politicians and journalists.

"FUNNY"

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