Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
(Bananas, 1971)

Don't mention Jesus to me Laura. Wrong is still wrong. I can say what I want to say because you are protected here. People won't tell you what you need to hear. And you are just trolling. We need to close the border. Period. That's what the American people want. Full stop. If the border were more stringent, this guy wouldn't have made it in here and that woman would still be alive. That's facts, that's the truth. Americans are tired of your arguments. We voted accordingly.

Ever notice how liberals often reserve their mockery for Christianity while avoiding the traditions of other religions?

Could it be because Christianity carries a message they find unsettling on a deeper level?

Why? Because their souls recognize what their minds deny, and their conscience cannot ignore it.

Jesus is God.

Bless your heart

------- you slack titted gorgon.

Has Fat Smelvis made David Lee Roth the ambassador to Panama yet?

Trump is a man of peace.

But even he can only tolerate so much provocation from [checks notes] Panama, Canada and our longtime enemy, Greenland.

You're next, Liechtenstein!

Your retort was self-retorting.... which post is actually less intellectually offensive than most of yours.

Own it.

Merry Chow Mein!

Can Elon Musk be Speaker of the House and Sec. of State at the same time?

"Now let's repeat the 10 commandments posted on our classroom wall before our bible lesson!"

Teacher, why are the Commandments against Adultery, Lying, Stealing, and Coveting all crossed out???

@#6 ... People seem to be telling Lewzer to eff off quite a bit this time around. ...

Not only ~people,~ but he, himself, seems to be backing away from what he has said previously.

I mean, just look at his current statements about the election ...

Cal,

Contrast Jesus and Mohammed if you would.

Cal,

What is your opinion of Islam?

Cal,

I like your posts and will look to read more.

I suppose God can knock up any woman he wants to. Mary must have had quite the womb to merit the Holy Jizz.

This one IS going to be exciting

I can't wait. Lewzer should get rid of this lame duck thing and get started tomorrow.

Where would the US be without tariffs you ask?

Tariffs enacted in 1964 to protect the auto industry.

Such a nice way to point out the self-own.
#33 | Posted by LYINYAV at

Sorta speaks for itself, doesn't it.
#29 | Posted by Corky

So no argument that tariffs are tools and donnerbot is a tool.

Why do you leave your Lumper friends in a fight.

Lumpers going to lump.

You're fake concern has been noted.

Boaz. You want to persecute a whole group of people for the horrific actions of the few. Make no mistake.

Yes, this is true, its a group of people that have no legitimate reason to be in the country, killing Citizens just sleeping on a subway.

Also last night undocumented people stabbed 2 killing 1. Yet more murders documented migrants and Citizens didn't commit.

This was a horrific tragedy.

You don't really believe that, because your response is ... bBBBbbbbUt......

Most of the Undocumented immigrants commit fewer crimes than the American citizens as a whole.

Only if all Citizens commit crimes, by definition undocumented immigrants have committed at least one crime.

Don't forget that Jesus Christ was a refuge in a foreign land. Just sayin

More like just lyin.

You might want to re-read the part about tariffs very carefully.

What a typical DonnerTool take, its not that tariffs are good or bad, they are tool, much like a fiat currency is a tool.

Only a tool would put a judgement on a tool!

Now that's an interesting career switch.
#16 | POSTED BY SHANE

Its his side hustle, which says alot about the Biden economy.

HOMELESS RODENTS KILLING EACH OTHER IN CA!!!

~ Gracie headline

It didn't take much to get rid of Larry Craig for moving his foot.
Take a lesson from the POTUS and learn some forgiveness.

War is like a box of chocolates. You never know what yer gonna hit.

Jesus is not God. He prayed to the Father God. The Christ is God, the only child of God is the Christ. Jesus was the Christ of the Piscean Age. The Christian Churches deliberately confuse people. Jesus was a man who became the Christ at the age of 30, when he was baptized and the dove landed on his head, and God spoke from the heavens and proclaimed that Jesus had been christed. His ministry lasted 3 years as the Christ. Christ is his title, which is a Greek word Kristos meaning the anointed one, or the Messiah. Other Christs in the Bible were Enoch, the Initiate and Melchezedich, also known as the Prince of Peace. The Christ manifests at the beginning of each age, we are now entering the Aquarian Age. @aquarianthunderproductions. Peace to all; good will to all. If you see the Son you will see the Father and the Mother God (The Holy Spirit) because they are One " The Trinity or the Triune God. But most people judge with their carnal eyes and do not know how to see with the eyes of soul and they are thus blind even though they can see. Et voila. He who has ears to hear and eyes to see and an understanding heart will understand the words that I speak.

Don't mention Jesus to me

#6 | Posted by boaz

That fits nicely onto a MAGA bumper sticker.

How is that the same?

#5 | Posted by LampLighter

It's not.

Conservatives often like to defend something by deflecting to a false equivalency or an outright lie, and then hope that no one notices or bothers to verify.

Gaetz was such an arrogant, combative turd as a senator. Confrontational, holier than thou, thoroughly obnoxious. It's one thing to be lectured by someone who follows the straight and narrow outside of politics. Gaetz, however, has always been eager to jump on the shortcomings of others while his own personal life is that of an amoral libertine, connoisseur of illegal drugs, and a liar who tried to bully those who asked questions. He's worse than a hypocrite. He's a complete fraud. Scum. He deserves exactly zero mercy or benefit of the doubt.

"Can the Executive branch override the Constitution via Executive actions?"

If the Supreme Court is corrupt enough, yes! and our present Supreme Court is corrupt enough.

IMFG He's off his rocker. He's totally bonkers to say the least.

We're back to the "Monkey with a Machine Gun" administration.

You got some nerve Speaks complaining about lying.

#4 | Posted by oneironaut

If lying was an issue for you then you wouldnt be defending the worlds biggest liar every day.

Trump had experience with paying off doctors to lie about his health. It's also how he dodged the draft.

Oh. I see you did finally come up with Chicken Tax examples of tariffs possibly working and not creating a depression.

I also see that YOU decided not to read that section on how tariffs helped deepen the Great depression very carefully. And so you learned nothing.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King Jr.

Don't mention Jesus to me Laura. Wrong is still wrong. I can say what I want to say because you are protected here. People won't tell you what you need to hear. And you are just trolling. We need to close the border. Period. That's what the American people want. Full stop. If the border were more stringent, this guy wouldn't have made it in here and that woman would still be alive. That's facts, that's the truth. Americans are tired of your arguments. We voted accordingly.

#6 | Posted by boaz at 2024-12-24 08:18 AM | Reply

First of all. Get bent. Second of all. You know I am correct about Jesus being a refugee you just don't want to admit to it is all. Thirdly I know what you are referring to. You've been Anti Transgender for years now. You don't believe that we even exist. You're entitled to your own opinion on the subject matter. It doesn't make you correct however Fourthly As per the Undocumented. We tacitly welcome them here with open wallets every time we demand the lowest prices in goods and services. You do realize that over 40% of farm labor is done by the Undocumented immigrants. It's true. I'm sorry the facts hurt Boaz. It is what it is.

"Does any one know anything about the new fees?"

This is just more Trumpy nonsense designed to deflect.

Are you suddenly having problems with capitalism? The canal is a product. Supply and demand determines the value of the product.

If you don't want to pay the fees then don't use the canal. Or negotiate for lower prices.

Canada manipulates maple syrup prices. That is not a reason to invade them and make them the 51st state.

"We're the only country that has it," Trump lied

I caught that clever little lie, too. He just slipped it right in there. Like it was E Jean Carrol in a clothing store.

And I didn't see anyone call him on it.

So now all the maga maroons will believe it to be the truth for years.

Musk is a Nazi, and as far as I can tell he is Donald's best friend as well as being Co C-in-C.

MAGA is fascist. MAGA is Nazi.

You people are Nazis.

Maybe people in your state need to start taking care of themselves and not waiting on the government to hand out other citizens money.

#10 | Posted by boaz at 2024-12-23 12:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

I could be wrong, apologies in advance! But:
Aren't you former military, collecting a pension provided by the US taxpayer for the rest of your life?
By the way, thank you for your service. It just seems strange (if you are former military) you are attacking the very teat upon which you suckle. But that would seem so on-point for MAGA voters.

here's hoping that Jimmy Carter is still alive to see it.

#13 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Wanting a man in hospice to get "owned" like the lib he is ...

And these s%^*heaps get all angry when called garbage people.

F%#^ you you pile of human flotsam.

The party of no shame and no ethics had, until a few days ago, been pushing to have this man installed as our nation's top law-enforcement official. For MAGA world, such indiscretions counted as qualifications for the job.

But please, tell me how co-Presidents Musk and Trump are working for the little guy. There is little doubt that this gang of thieves and idiots will be remembered for its arrogant corruption, ineptitude and contempt for America.

#14

AFKABL2

Odd that Gracie or Boaz didn't post this.

The Republican-led House Ethics Committee in their report on Matt Gaetz:
"Nearly every young woman that the Committee interviewed confirmed that she was paid for sex by, or on behalf of, Representative Gaetz."

The party of family values in a nutshell.

Amazing what it takes these days for the party of morals, values and law and order to begrudgingly push a member out of Congress.

Al Franken got pushed out for a picture...

The United States elected a man for the presidency who is profoundly unwell.

This is just the start of Donald's crazy behavior.

Someone is already, and literally, wiping this man's ass.

That ------- whore isn't qualified to scoop dog ----.

IMFG He's off his rocker. He's totally bonkers to say the least.

Is Tiffany next in line?

She would be behind Uday and Qusay.

"the Love of God made manifest"

If there is a God then the entire Universe and everything in it is the Love of God made manifest.

Wow... all but one a NW post. It's incredible!

Almost half of America 'thinks' that Trump47 is the sequel to his last reality-tv show, Trump45 (not to be confused with Colt45).

Which itself was a spin off of The Apprentice.

This one IS going to be exciting though, and perhaps that's what America wanted in their Government, more Action and Adventure!

More crazy Characters from the successful series, "Klown Kar: Your House of Representatives."

And internationally famous Oligarchs like Musk. We are SO lucky!!