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#4 | POSTED BY AMERICANUNITY

I see all the armchair generals are out in full force ... well here;s a response, I look forward to your "expert" opinion....

Everything you said about the current state of the Navy's mine countermeasures capability is wrong. Not a little wrong. Completely, embarrassingly, dangerously wrong....

"The four ships we had dedicated to doing this we just decommissioned." The Avengers in Bahrain... Devastator, Dextrous, Gladiator, Sentry. Wooden-hulled ships from the 1980s. Ships that were pushing 40 years old. You know what replaced them? Three Independence-class Littoral Combat Ships... Canberra, Santa Barbara, and Tulsa ... all three already deployed to U.S. 5th Fleet, all three operating in the Persian Gulf and Arabian Gulf right now, today, as you wrote this little rant. Not in San Diego. Not in drydock. In theater. Carrying the most advanced mine countermeasures mission package the Navy has ever fielded.

USS Canberra arrived in Bahrain in May 2025 as the first LCS with a full MCM mission package. USS Santa Barbara is in the Arabian Gulf conducting mine countermeasures operations with unmanned surface vehicles ... and, by the way, just made naval history by executing the first-ever at-sea launch of a LUCAS one-way attack drone from a littoral combat ship under Task Force 59. USS Tulsa is right there alongside them. Three ships. In the Gulf. Doing the mission. While you say the Navy "is absolutely not ready for this."

These are fundamentally different platforms. Autonomous mine-hunting sonar ... the AN/AQS-20C ... towed by unmanned surface vehicles so sailors stay outside the minefield. Airborne laser mine detection systems on MH-60 helicopters. Unmanned influence sweep systems for acoustic and magnetic minesweeping. The old Avengers sent sailors INTO the minefield on wooden boats. The new systems keep them OUT of the minefield using robots... something you call a "downgrade"

And while Santa Barbara hunts mines, she's operating under armed overwatch from A-10C Warthogs out of Jordan ... loaded with JDAMs, laser-guided APKWS rockets, and enough firepower to shred any fast boat or drone swarm the Islamic Regime throws at them. The Avengers never had anything like that.

"We lost all of our corporate knowledge." Really? The Navy spent a decade building, testing, qualifying, and deploying an entirely new mine warfare architecture specifically to preserve and advance that knowledge. They trained new crews. They ran operational tests on Cincinnati. They deployed the first operational package on Canberra. The Navy's mine countermeasures technical division ran this transition for years with deliberate overlap between old and new platforms. You lose corporate knowledge when you do nothing. The Navy did the opposite of nothing.

"Now we're running an experiment and it's gonna cost people their lives." Three combat ships, forward deployed in the most contested waters on earth, running mine countermeasures with unmanned systems, protected by close air support, integrated with Task Force 59's autonomous warfare network. That's the most capable mine warfare force the United States has put in the Persian Gulf since 1991.

Yelling "amateur hour" at people while getting the basic facts of the Navy's current force posture completely, demonstrably wrong ... while three ships are literally in the water doing the job he says nobody can do ... that IS amateur hour.
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"Look, there's a lot of energy in the country, and a lot of popular sentiment, that the demand to impose Sharia law in America is a serious problem," House Majority Mike Johnson (R-LA) sniveled at a news conference during the House GOP policy retreat at the Trumpf Doral resort. "That's what animates me."

Hatemonger Andy Ogles (R-TN) posted on social media that "Muslims don't belong in American society." Islamophobe Randy Fine (R-FL) wrote in a post on X that "If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one." Neither Ogles nor Fine differentiated between the Muslim faith and Sharia law."

Johnson then whined that "Democrats are guided solely by retribution and their blinding hatred for idiotic President Dummkopf Trumpf."

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Randy Fine, who was once ordered by a judge to attend rage management therapy, sicced USCP officers against a process server to fight off a lawsuit by CAIR. On one occasion, the porcine hatemonger somehow managed to duck under a desk to avoid being served with a subpoena. Link: Randy the Hebrew Ham Sandwich' Fine

Good-for-nothing NYC City Councilwoman Vickie Paladino (R) is suing to prevent a hearing from punishing her for tweeting disgusting anti-Muslim messages. Link: This gorgon is ugly inside as well as outside

Why is there so much irrational hatred of Muslims emanating from these right wing charlatans?

The Muslim American population is estimated to be around 4.45 million people (a tiny 1.1% of the total US population).

The Palestinian population worldwide is estimated to be around 13 to 14 million; in Israel, about five million Palestinians live in the West Bank, Gaza Strip, and East Jerusalem; approximately two million reside in Israel as Arab citizens.

After ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu's ethnic cleansing pogrom, it's anyone's guess how many Muslims will be left alive in Israel in a few years.

Warmongering, Islamophobia, and the wholesale murder of Muslims in the Middle East will be losing tickets for several, but not all, American politicians during the primaries this year and on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

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#3 Well, now, that poll certainly explains these recent elections:

('Tis like shooting fish in a barrel ...)

-> Georgia voters ousted two Republican members of the state's Public Service Commission in favor of two Democrats - the first Democrats to win statewide nonfederal offices in decades.

-> Democrats in Mississippi Break the G.O.P.'s State House Supermajority

-> Every single county in Virginia - even deeply red counties - saw shifts TOWARDS the Democrats, as opposed to how they voted 1 year ago.

-> Dems flip Wichita School Board from a 4-3 GOP majority to a 5-2 Democratic majority. Democratic candidates Amy Warren and Amy Jensen defeated Republican incumbents Hazel Stabler and Kathy Bond.

-> Two of Tuesday's school board elections were in Bucks County, Pa., which was considered "ground zero" for right-wing groups' takeover of school boards in 2021. A few years ago, conservatives on these boards in Pennbridge and Central Bucks districts were using their roles to pass policies targeting LGBTQ+ students and banning books.

---> Democrats flipped control of both boards in 2023, and on Tuesday, they ousted every Republican from both of these boards, except for one. The Pennbridge school board is now 8-1, with Democratic members in control. The Central Bucks school board is 9-0.

-> In Texas, we even won in Lockhart, which sits in a district so red that Democrats normally don't even run. We had a clean sweep in Cy-Fair ISD, another deeply red area that not even Greg Abbott could save your party.

-> In SD-9, another red district, we saw an 8 point shift for the Democrat

-> Eileen Higgins elected as first Democratic mayor of Miami in three decades

Related ...

GOP-led Arizona election review closely matches Biden's winning margin (September 2021)
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... The tally from the review, which was backed by the Republican-controlled state Senate but has no bearing on President Joe Biden's long-official victory in the state, found Biden defeated former President Donald Trump in Maricopa County by about 45,000 votes, a slight increase of Biden's margin from the official count. ...

"You don't have to dig deep into the draft copy of the Arizona Senate/Cyber Ninja audit report to confirm what I already knew -- the candidates certified by the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, Governor, Secretary of State and Attorney General -- did, in fact, win," board chair Jack Sellers, a Republican, said in a statement. "This means the tabulation equipment counted the ballots as they were designed to do, and the results reflected the will of the voters. That should be the end of the story." ...




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