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What I'm about to unleash here will definitely get me labeled a racist, but hell, I'm already slapped with that tag just because I fly an American flag.
This is going to piss off a whole lot of Democrats on this platform, but I don't give a single ----.
I really don't.
Everything that has unfolded over the last couple of days in Minnesota involving the Somalis has pushed me over the edge.
I have a burning hatred boiling inside of me for these people, and I know it's not good, not Christ-like at all.
It'll fade eventually, and I'll get over it, but right now, I have to vent.
So here we go...
I want Tim Walz thrown in jail NOW!
No one is above the law!
I want the entire inbred community of Minneapolis deported.
This means Ilhan Omar too.
I want to watch her screaming and crying as ICE puts her in the back of a van.
I don't want to hear that "lispy over the top" accent ever again.
She doesn't belong in Congress.
She doesn't belong here period.
She was only elected because Obama dumped Mogadishu in Minnesota, and she slithered into a district rigged for her to win.
FACTS.
She shouldn't be making decisions or casting votes on behalf of REAL Americans.
FACTS.
There's nothing racist about wanting these people gone from my country.
FACTS.
They serve no purpose here.
They're frauds, gaming the system while I've played by the rules...
MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE!
I don't want them walking my streets, breathing my air, or anywhere near my children.
The reason this country is spiraling straight to hell is because of illegal immigrants and people from every -------- corner of the globe.
If we don't act now, if we don't wake the --- up, our nation will be destroyed because we pitied and felt bad for these third-world inbreds.
We will become the UK if we don't start acting like the USA.
And I don't want to hear "What Would Jesus Do?" from bleeding heart libs.
Jesus would want us to protect the innocent and uphold justice, like when he flipped tables in the temple to drive out the corrupt who were exploiting the house of God.
He'd cast out these fraudsters and invaders who are defiling our nation, turning our generosity into a den of thieves, and command us to safeguard our homeland from those who come not in peace but to pillage and pervert.
We've let them flood in, leach off our systems, commit fraud like in Minnesota, and erode everything that has made us great.
I'm sick and tired of biting my tongue while liberals enable this invasion.
These people come here, form enclaves, vote in blocks for radicals like Omar, and then dictate policy that screws over the rest of us.
No more.
I want justice.
Real, swift justice.
Arrest the fraudsters, deport the lot, and lock up the enablers like Walz and for dereliction or worse.
This hatred I feel?
It's fueled by betrayal, by watching my country get handed over to those who hate it.
Liberals cry "diversity" while ignoring the crime, the costs, the cultural erosion.
Enough.
If venting this makes me the villain in your eyes, so be it.
But deep down, millions feel the same way, they're just too scared to say it.
Not me.
Not anymore.
America first, or America gone, PERIOD!!

The Democratic Party has officially gone full asylum. Not the good kind with walls and doctors. The kind where everyone's screaming, nobody's in charge, and the guy with the crayon is writing policy.
Here's what they proudly stand for now.
Open borders
Not "secure but fair." Not "legal immigration." Just vibes and chaos. If you even whisper the word border, they act like you personally pushed a migrant off a cliff. A nation without borders is just a garage sale with a flag.
Men in women's sports
Because nothing says progress like destroying women's achievements in the name of feelings. They spent decades screaming about equality just to let a dude with a beard and a vertical jump erase it in one season. Gold medals now come with an apology letter.
Kids making permanent decisions
You can't rent a car, vote, or take a Tylenol at school, but sure, let a confused child make irreversible medical choices. Parents are villains. Bureaucrats are heroes. And if you question it, you're labeled every word ending in ist.
Defund the police
Until someone steals their laptop. Then suddenly they want the full SWAT team, drones, helicopters, and a therapist on standby. They hate cops in theory and worship them in emergencies.
Free everything
College. Healthcare. Housing. Food. Daycare. Dreams. Self esteem. Nobody pays. Nobody works. The money just appears because math is colonial now. Debt is imaginary and inflation is just a conspiracy invented by grocery stores.
Climate hysteria
The planet is dying every twelve minutes. Give the government total control to fix it. Ignore the private jets, beachfront mansions, and carbon footprints the size of Texas. Rules are for peasants, not prophets.
Speech control
If you disagree, you're dangerous. If you joke, you're violent. If you ask questions, you're hateful. The party of tolerance has the thinnest skin in recorded history.
America bad
Everything wrong on Earth is our fault. We're evil, racist, oppressive, and incompetent. Also please fund the world, protect everyone, and shut up while doing it.
This isn't liberalism. This is a cult powered by outrage, feelings, and a complete rejection of reality. They didn't just abandon common sense. They set it on fire, danced around it, and blamed conservatives for the smoke.
I'm not angry. I'm just exhausted watching grown adults clap for ideas that would've gotten them laughed out of a room twenty years ago.
Call it harsh. Call it offensive. Call it whatever helps you sleep.
I call it accurate.

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