#20 | Posted by madscientist
A Vegas conventioneer wakes up from a blind drunk next to a strange woman who's wearing a matching wedding band to one he discovers around his own finger.
He grabs his suitcase and golf clubs and tiptoes to the door. Just as he's closing it, she wakes up and says, "honey, we just got married! Come back to bed and let's make love."
Thinking quickly, he says, "um, uh, I forgot to tell you I'm addicted to golf, and I have to play first thing in the morning before coffee or anything else. Sorry, I should have been more honest with you."
"Oh, that's okay, honey," she replies. I should have been more honest with you too. You see, I'm a hooker."
He grabs a 7 iron out of his bag, takes a stance, and says, "you just want to turn your grip around a little like this."