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Infinite Monkey Theorem is impossible within our universe's lifetime, study shows

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Sorry it didn't werk out, Robson. Good boy, though! Pls do keep typing.

Contact Us - Alaska Department of Public Safety: ADPS.

Director, ADPS Colonel Maurice "Mo" Hughes: (907) 269-5511

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"Uh, hello, is this Colonel Hughes, Director of Alaska Public Safety?"

"Speaking."

"I'd like to report that a child molester and a war criminal will be in the great state of Alaska tomorrow. What are the Alaska State Troopers going to do about this?"

*CLICK*

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