That's impossible to prove.

#18 | Posted by JeffJ

Since when did that become a requirement?

If someone had shot him it would have been understandable.

#3 | POSTED BY ZED

Only if he was a black man and he was reaching for his cell phone.

Lots of illegal Americans doing lots of illegal things.

So let's deport some poor Mexicans!

That will teach them illegal Americans a lesson they will never forget.

Punish the victims.

They say he lied about a BJ, which is a valid thing to keep in perspective.

#26 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

Republicans really screwed the pooch that time, eh?

Real Men (Alpha Men) can relate.

I mean who hasn't lied about a--------?

Vodka is never safe to drink. I don't care where it is from.

Just saying.

But that's ok. Russia you go ahead send us your poisoned drink.

We will sell you Coke and Pepsi. And then we will put a McDonald's and a Starbucks on every Russian corner.

He's getting paid!

#1 | POSTED BY JPW

At least he does not accept a salary so we can say we are getting our money's worth.

Don't have to be in the White House to not work.

Any Time can be Executive Time when you have Fixed Gnus.

I hope he wins! I need an extra thousand a month.

They were very beautiful missiles. Fired off to celebrate a beautiful friendship between two beautiful fiends.

Err, friends.

"Conspiracy"

Maybe...

But, definitely

NO COLLUSION!!

. I retired over 6 years ago.

#62 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

Gratz man. 6 years! So there is life after retirement!

I never understood retirement.

Retire.

I know how I be tired.

I don't know how to be REtired.

Is that like ---- warmed over?

Anyway. Just retired myself. Still getting used to being tired all over again. Whatever that means.

he was indeed still on suicide watch.

#17 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

It apparently worked. Hope they enjoyed the show.

Excellent!!

Does this mean we are BFFs? Are we spooning?

This could still be a more perfect union after all! Debating is good! Except when Cingess is making laws look out!

Now about this immigration problem we are also making so much worse than necessary.

They seem to be related. And Moscow Mitch promised if we agreed to open the government he would allow debate on immigration reform.

Anyone remember his promises on DACA?

Also welcome back to the Goatman! How I have missed those long tedious explanations you require on how things work!

Just glad you ain't dead yet Texan. We need help weeding out the Russians. (We know you ain't one... no sir, not the smartest oil rig worker ever! One that ain't blown up that is)

I would have pulled him over too. Dude didn't use his turn signals and his brake light were out.

POSTED BY GITMBOY AT 2019-08-02 04:21 PM | FLAG: | NEWSWORTHY 3

As Zatoichi would say.....happy extinction.
#21 | POSTED BY GITMBOY

The irony is that he was predicting his own....

The irony is that everyone can predict their own deaths. Because as individual's we know we will die because we ALL die. It's the deal.

He was predicting the extinction of our species.

Big diff

"In 2020, voters have a choice between bad Trump and the scary left."

The "scary left" lives on your head because it does not exist in Reality.

You tell us to stop buying the ---------- then you try to sell us some by the truck liad,?

Hell.... you drank the koolaid and dont even know what kind of fried chicken goes best with watermelon.

"100,000/month that are illegally crossing.
2.) If you are a refugee and apply for asylum at a legal point of entry - by definition - you are not here illegally."

And apparently,you are not here mentally.

The Law is broken.

If you really wanted the law to work then why make that practically impossible?

Bubba gonna plant some seed, too.

"I am not clear on this."

Was supposed to be in quotes.

I am not clear on this.

I am telling you that 10 years of credit monitoring is worth way more than $125.

Pegasus is telling you that if you try and get the $125 they will take your data and sell it and you will get nothing. Again.

We are both right. Someone check the temperature in hell.

Having said all that you can always Telecommute.

So theoretically if you play your cards right you could live in Big Sur or Louisiana (cheep cheep) and system admin a data center in San Francisco. Etc. etc.

You didn't further north than Sacramento ......

#6 | POSTED BY ANDREAMACKRIS

I live further north. A real house here cost as much as in the Bay Area.

The reason a house in Willits might be cheaper is because you cannot get a job that pays you enough to make it worth it.

Have you ever lived in Needles? Would you?

Houses further from the big cities ARE cheaper. But you get paid less and the quality of life is less. House near a big city are cheaper but you have to commute 3 hours. So again quality of life suffers.

So you CAN exist in Bakersfield but you CANNOT live there. Hell, I cannot even sleep in Bakersfield. The whole town smells like manure. Hot days in Bakersfield are unbearable.

I would rather be homeless in a nice city than get a "living wage" in Bakersfield.

Wow.

I wish I could see this Cathedral scold Trumpy.

I have never seen a Cathedral scold anyone!

That settles it, Phay Siphen is obviously racist...amirite?

#4 | Posted by Rightocenter

Who knows. But, he is obviously a nationalist.

A Cambodian Nationalist.

It is immature, childish and rude but I am sure that Trumpy will completely agree with his right to tell us to go back home to our own rat infested country if we don't like what is going on in his rat infested country.

Maybe it's because the DOJ didn't want to open a can of worms...

Who cares if he is actually guilty of anything?

LOCK HIM UP!

-Humpy and the Deplorables