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#53 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

Are you advertising for yourself?

More proof that Barack Obama is no Jimmy Carter.

Glad that age old debate can finally be settled.

Just borrow one from Trump!

A Trump mirror?

I hear those things alter reality.

if Jack the Ripper was an alien

He wasn't one?

Maybe one of the DR lawyers can help us to understand it, if any of them are sober; it IS a Saturday afternoon, after all. ;)

Mimosas at brunch can be dangerous.

Looking in a mirror can be difficult.
#13 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

Especially when there are no mirrors around.

Who's crying? LOL.

This guy:

Clownshack

Stopped reading there.

The rest of you blah blah blah seems like a waste of valuable seconds.

Is this like the Grandfather paradox?
#4 | POSTED BY YAV

Is that when grandpa spits out a bunch of racist shht and everyone just accepts its cause he's 103 and people are wondering why he hasn't kicked it yet.

If so. Then yea. That's probably the reason.

Just saying what makes me happy.

Yea. But I haven't eaten breakfast yet. So. Your description of eggs frying made me realize I might be happier if I eat some too.

The power of food.

#8

Shouldn't "stand your ground" literally mean you're acting in "self defense"?

I'm not sure what it means that they dropped the SYG defense and went with a plain self defense case.

Is SYG better or worse legally?

Actually, I did it so you would

I stopped reading there.

I've read you crying in too many posts already today and don't fkkking care.

When I fry eggs, sunny side up... the sound, the sight and the smell is very therapeutic for me.

So, you're saying I should have some eggs for breakfast?

You may have missed your calling as a foodie guru.

What is the angry one in a tizzy about this time?
#2 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

You. Making a thread about yourself. To boo hoo about how mean people are to you.

8 of the 18 posts on this thread ,
#21 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

I stopped reading there.

Just don't care.

Laura is available for a date, Goat.

Why don't you got court the lady.

Your ridiculous theory is that all of the democrats from 2016 turned into Republicans in 2017?

Well. There's Sherp and Nulli.

[Kanrei] was lurking and saw this.

I'm glad you're still in communication with him.

He always respected your posts. Which, I feel a lot (some?) of us do.

Hope all is well.

For you both.

Still nothing to say about Trump's love affair with Kim?

It's okay Goat, it can be Obama's fault for as long as you need it to be.

Whatever you need to help you make it through the day.

Summary of thread?

Goat blames today's problems on Obama and Clinton.

But has zero to say about BushJr or Trump.

Partisan Shill, heal thyself.

I stopped reading
#14 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

And I stopped reading there.

I don't care about you bragging how you can't read three sentences.

You guys sure
#12 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

You sure got zero to say about Trump walking hand in hand with Kim for some photo ops.

But you sure got a lot to say about Obama.

You got nothing to say about BushJr.

But you bring up Bill Clinton.

You're a partisan hack, to no one's surprise.

How pathetic you are, Goat.

I stopped reading there.
#10 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

Never give up old man!

You can do it if you try!!

Amazing how Goat literally has zero to say about Trump.

But brings up Clinton's humanitarian aid to North Korea and of course Obama.

But zero to say about BushJr of Trump.

Goat. You're as partisan as it gets.

Hilarious.

LOL!

#8

Wow!

An entire tired against Obama!

He's still living rent free in that cavernous skull of yours?