Trump will likely live to be a hundred as well.

In much the same way as Gregor Clegane.

Twice a year, the surprisingly accurate NOAA storm prediction winds Boaz up like a top.

Next one in August... stay tuned!

"If I've lost Boebert, I've lost Middle America."

Boebert is a hard no, so I guess it's all over.

So your current alias is not an American?

As American as the average citizen of Karachi.

Smells like a plant, looks like a plant. etc. Let's wait for the manifesto.

one of them angry enough to call for a vote to have him booted out of his Speakership.

Probably the first order of business on Tuesday.

Yet you all on the left loved him for his ruling which allowed obamacare to get through.

And you all on the right wanted him murdered in his sleep for that.

Do you believe that, or just trolling?

Just the usual misleading hyperbole.

Good thing Granholm wants all of our military vehicles to be all electric by 2030.

Actually, an "all-electric, light-duty, non-tactical vehicle fleet" is what they said. So basically staff cars.

June 1 through November

Yep. September is usually the busiest month. There was talk a few years ago of starting it at the beginning of May to accommodate the changes in storm activity.

In Texas, no attorney general has ever been impeached and removed from office. The only two elected officials to lose office as a result of impeachment were Gov. James Ferguson in 1917 and District Judge O.P. Carrillo in 1975.

For Paxton to be removed from office, two-thirds of the Texas Senate's members who are present will have to vote to convict him. His wife, Angela Paxton, is a state senator representing a Dallas-area district.

It's not yet clear when the Senate, where Republicans have a 19-12 majority over Democrats, will conduct its trial. The state's legislative session is scheduled to end Monday.

steak and cheddar

More likely 'possum and beer cheese.

and the gop majority house voted to impeach paxton

Now they just need 9 GOP Senators to vote to convict and they have something.

Has Empty G chimed in on this yet, or is she still banging the gavel while people laugh at her?

except that so far no one in the Boebert household has shot the other.

They might just be lousy shots?

No sane Democrat wants Trump to be the GOP nominee AGAIN.

Neither do sane Republicans, but they are a rarity these days. They are pretty much stuck with him.

Here in the U.S., individuals rule.

If they are on the Supreme Court they certainly do.

Interesting design change moving the island so far back. Looks taller as well.

You probably broke 18 or 20 laws on your way to and from work in the last 3 days.

You think Klem Claudiddlhopper works?

it is more like a toxic swamp due to the combination of ------- liberals and granny-panty drippings that fill that office.

But enough about Kevin McCarthy.

Never rule out the possibility that he is one of the polluters.

Whistleblower has cut off communication with the Senate Finance Committee even as he prepares to testify before a GOP-led House panel.

Obviously as the Founders intended.

no shortening of sentence due to 'good behavior'

I think the best he can do is clip two and a halfish years off that.

Probably just a plot to get QAnon Veronica back in the news. Betty has been massively upstaging her of late.