Lewzer:

"What's with Russia violating Poland's airspace with drones? Here we go!"

Here we go where? Putin must be shitting himself in fear.

Then why didn't Biden DoJ use them?

Standard response.

*Yawn*

Just like whatever Trump releases of his own volition will be fake?

Hard to say. I think his current story is there are no files.

My guess is that there are backups that Trump doesn't control.

Well, those would obviously be fake.

I bet the answer in the files.

It probably used to be.

LOL. After Lewzer said he couldn't stop it, he promised them it will not happen again.

Will they want Bribe Force One back?

Lewzer is probably happy that Bribe Force One got out before the attack.

Israel brazenly launched an airstrike against Qatar

Send Jarvanka!!

Hopefully he gets sent to a firing squad.

More likely they will abide by the law.

it's possible.....

"Only 24 percent could correctly identify one thing Benjamin Franklin was famous for, with 37 percent believing he invented the lightbulb."

LOL.

She already did that by participating in the massive cover-up.

She buried the Epstein files? Yikes!

Last I checked they are engaging in trade and open travel where it didn't exist before. Again, terrible, right?

Trump's envoy Jared Kushner, his treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin, and his ambassador to Israel David Friedman, now have ownership stakes in funds receiving billions of dollars of investments directly from the governments of Saudi Arabia, the Emirates, and Qatar, raising complaints about conflicts of interest.

Normalized relations between Israel and 4 Islamic countries.

So they have Embassies now? Wow. Do any of those countries actually have borders with Israel? *checks notes* No, they do not.

Congo/Rwanda and Azerbaijan/Armenia

Neither of those "deals" is real. To be fair, they are real, but not completed. The first one is crumbling fast.

At the end of his first term the Abraham Accords.

Which did exactly what?

At the beginning of his second term brokered two peace deals.

He claims seven. Which two are you talking about?

Seems to have cajoled our NATO allies into increasing their own defense budgets

Since the US is now on Russia's side, not much choice.

Tom Hanks also has a Presidential Medal of Freedom and a Kennedy Center Honor. I wonder if the simplistic, self-involved gasbag is enough of a thin skinned ----- to revoke those?

You said he's "thin skinned but won't lose any sleep". They sort of contradict.

Lewzer is a thin skinned -----. Tom Hanks won't lose sleep over not getting the award. He already has plenty.

Look at the words on the backdrop of the 2025 Alaska Summit

Backdrop brought to you by pleasegivelewzerthepeaceprize.org

All have higher murder rates than Chicago.

The study wasn't looking at all of Chicago, just the single most violent zip code.

I guess young men in Chicago need tanks and air support.

That spectacular military parade

Spectacular? Seriously? Those guys don't even know how to "route march".

his NAME ALL OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES

I'm sure his name has been removed from all the files by now.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

It won't be a war. It will be a bunch of guys in camo parading around with the tourists shopping on the Magnificent Mile.

administration will not tolerate violent crime and vowing "to get to the end of it."

Is every citizen going to get an armed escort to get them though their day?

That "good samaritan" twist is hilarious!

It's difficult to see the connection. Perhaps Dinger can explain in better detail.

"Big Balls" was assaulted for being a good samaritan.

He was. I'm not sure how, but there is no doubt.