Thanks for the laugh.

If you really want a laugh, Lewzer wanted it to be "Humble".

"Election DAY should be election DAY."

In a place where the winner doesn't actually take office for three months?

"This is fake news. Bill Maher will NOT be getting this award."

~Karoline Leavitt

Fireworks won't even begin until 11 pm.

There will be lots of military aircraft flyovers during the day.

The one for Dummkopf Trumpf must be "Grim Reaper" or "Black Plague."

Actually, it's "Mogul".

I wonder how they fixed the tournament so these two teams would be playing there that day?

Where is that ------- gutless coward, anyway?

Mean Girls got to him and he left.

Close the 900+ US Foreign military bases.

And do what with the 150,00ish personnel serving on them? I suppose you could station one every 70 feet along the southern border.

...the whole thing is a disaster.

No fear... Bribe Force One will be making its flyover debut on Friday.

So, what's Dummkopf Trumpf doing for his 51st or 52nd state

The US Navy is rescuing any loaded oil tankers.

What an odd thing to say.

I never thought of a pool liner as being "powerful".

12C/53F here today.

What's been renovated?

People are saying he's going to install a giant gold condom on the Washington Monument.

Or is this just a racist thing you got going?

He's like Boaz. Hates Muslims cuz they were the enemy. Probably has lots of "Muslim War" ribbons.

Why do you need human shields when you are not at war anyway?

THE ACA is a failure

No worries. Lewzer's concept of a replacement will be out in two weeks.

Why is stinky being stingy with his giant faucet?

Good question. Lake Mead is almost down to it's record low level from 2022.

I thought they blamed the mayor and the governor.

Yup. They should have had fireboats.

"We fully intend to retry this case before a new jury and obtain guilty verdicts on all charged counts."

Proof?

"Allegedly" isn't proof?

...paid a visit to the pool to view the damage.

What he did was fly over in Marine One on his way back to what's left of the White House.

Three days of trading bombs and missiles, and it's still a "ceasefire". LOL.

If you ever get a chance, please go and visit the Little Bighorn battlefield site.

I've spent hours on that site. I doubt the Gatling guns would have made much difference.

How much are those selling for?

Whose Father got Pardoned for Felonies

And then made Ambassador to France.