Buy lots of oil stock over the weekend before it "skyrockets" again on Monday, when the BS meter pegs.

I'm glad I bought my tickets months ago. Flights have been tweaked twice since then.

Why does he seem to be starving our brave troops?

Because he doesn't care. Probably doesn't even think about it.

How is a drone worth twice as much as a Growler?

They should give Vance the Nobel Peace Prize just to piss off Trump.

Pakistan is the better bet.

Looks like USS Photo Prop got all the steak and lobster.

Could have gone with:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Very uplifting.

Pretty obvious he was quoting what he wants to be actual Scripture.

The "pray with me please" bit does give it away.

Wow. He actually did it. Too much.

award himself another FIFA Peace Prize.

He's already got the actual FIFA World Cup trophy.

So, USA, Russia, Argentina, Israel, North Korea and Saudi Arabia? Is that enough teams for a tournament?

It could be LIV Soccer!

You can bet everyone in that room knew where that speech came from.

Did one of Hegseth's flunkies just put it in there to make him look stupid?

Can someone please provide proof that this didn't really happen?

It's like living in a Monty Python skit.

That is, if the admin actually did any planning.

That is a much easier question to answer.

Hard question to answer. Are wars already cooked into the Pentagon budget? Are consumed munitions and fuel considered an added cost?

All the hardware and personnel are costing money all the time anyway. Does it matter what they are doing?

More pay and trophies serving in a war zone for sure, but it can't be that much more.

I wonder why OneTrumper thinks it's a stupid metric

Because his whole shtick is that everyone is wrong about everything, except him.

BTW, Stephen Colbert's cold open tonight was brilliant!!!

Colbert is just daring Lewzer to fire him before his contract expires.

Ka-Ching... $$$$!

reported assets worth well over $100 million

Rory McIlroy is worth 5x that and he plays golf.

Rich? Sure. Mega-Oligarch? I don't think so.

As a rep Swalwel is still useful to the party so he will be spared.

Isn't he gone?

Anyone want to take a Stab at explaining "culturally relevant food?"

I would assume food that the customers would want to eat.

well, apparently, there was no Plan B.

I don't think Lewzer had a Plan A. Not one that didn't change every day. Now he's back to the, "we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud" scary story.

Tornadoes in Kansas today.

Trump got bored with it already?

Perhaps USS Photo Prop will chase them down on the high seas?

A Chinese ship got through...

Lewzer is on his way to the golf course this morning... he can deal with China on Tuesday when he gets back to the office.

Before the official name change, Dummkopf Trumpf slipped and referred to USSECDEF Pete Hegseth as "Secretary of War"

I don't think the name change is even official now.