Someone strap merrick garland to a chair and tape his eyes open to watch it.

When brazil is a more functioning democracy than the united states.

All I see is a lot of whining about rich people. If there are no rich people, what does that do for me. I only see negative impacts.

#27 | Posted by madbomber

So our only choices are to either let rich people rig the economy and corrupt the government, or have NO rich people?

A system where success is rewarded but the rich aren't allowed to rig the game doesn't sound like a good idea to you?

Go away forever hillary. We wouldnt be in this nightmare if it weren't for you.

Its so funny when republican suddenly act offended by offensive behavior.

Biden gave the Medal of Freedom award to an oligarch.

#16 | Posted by BellRinger

Trump gave the power of the presidency to an oligarch.

And you just bend over further.

Putting makeup on that pig you call a wife just to make her presentably to------- is hard labor.

#24 | Posted by fortfisher

Every accusation from trump's cult is a confession.

That means this fools wife must be ugly as hell.

oops forgot /joke

#11 | Posted by itchyp

If you want kids to avoid drugs, just tell them that you love drugs and they made you who you are today.

Trump does more in one hour than you do all years, you welfare queen.

#18 | Posted by fortfisher

I guess you consider applying makeup and hair spray to be hard labor.

Bernie Sanders Has Been Warning About Oligarchy for Years

I've been warning the younger generations about the dangers of drinking and drugs for years.
G-d knows, I've tried to show them by example...

#4 | Posted by itchyp

Now they have pete hedgeseth to point to and say "Why shouldnt I be a drunk? Look how successful they can be!"

And he could have been our president and saved the country if the moderate corporate sellout dems in the DNC had embraced their role as the working class party instead of chasing big donors.

The DNC slapped away the populists so the populists turned to trump.

Having already survived several radiological and climatary cataclysms means life does possess the information genetically to survive another.

We lose diversity, and as the ecology re-balances we may gain some.

Imo.

#18 | Posted by redlightrobot

Who's WE? Humans have never survived any of that. More primative and durable life forms have.

Actually it's the IRS that's stealing dollars and it's always been that way

#39 | Posted by THEBULL

Its the rich that are cheating the nation out of billions in taxes and the republicans don't want the IRS to be able to catch them because you're a bunch of morons who would rather go broke than have rich people pay their share.

* and that's IF there were any resources for humans to survive on, which there aren't.

The human body will eventually adapt to its environment. Martians will probably be taller and skinny with big fat heads. A bit like the grays.

#13 | Posted by donnerboy

Biology "adapts" via natural selection over thousands of years.

Meaning countless generations of humans will need to be born and die on mars til there's finally a beneficial mutation that allows us to live there.

I've thought of a hundred reasons why colonizing Mars is nearly impossible but I've never thought about microbial diversity. It would be like the opposite of War of the Worlds.

#9 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar

Someone should also tell genius musk that mars has 1/3 earth's gravity, which will wreck human biology.

#5 Humans and life in general haven't proven to be remarkably resilient, definitely.

#6 | Posted by kwrx25

Shocker. A trump cult moron knows nothing about science.

Humans evolved to live on earth at a certain temperature band and atmospheric makeup.

This is why mars is so obviously a giant scam and waste of money.

This is what happens when you're always drunk.

won't be so damn crowded when I'm visiting .

#21 | Posted by shrimptacodan

I'm sure the local businesses will appreciate that.

when did Trump/Putin reset their legislatures? I'd love to see it though, sounds exciting!

#5 | Posted by itchyp

When the only republicans to stand up to trump were ousted.

Canada needs the US a lot more than the US needs Canada. Canadians are a lot like the modern French, it's all talk until the enemy is marching on their streets. Then they'll lay down and wave the flag of any country who will come to their rescue.

#7 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Republicans are a lot like the modern Russians. Because they are owned by Putin.

He's seeking to consolidate his power, sort of similar to what zski did right away- dissolve the legislature.
Of course zski took the precaution of outlawing the opposition parties before calling his new and only planned forever elections.

#3 | Posted by itchyp

Trump/Putin 101 - accuse your opponent of your own crimes

A half million fewer customers for american businesses. Pure genius.

And they're just getting started.

"Russiagate was a hoax!"

-blind morons