Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

-H.L. Mencken

Screw that. They ban stuff because it's actually good for you. They don't want you to live long enough to be a drain on society. Cigarettes and alcohol are medicine. Big Macs and Twinkies are performance enhancing drugs. Organic and non-GMO are a scam.

Just another good ol' Trump Pump and Dump.

Republicans break into your house, shoot your dog, loot your silverware drawer, crack your safe, raid your refrigerator and eat your last ham sandwich.

Democrats break into your house, shoot your dog, loot your silverware drawer, crack your safe, raid your refrigerator and leave you a ham sandwich.

America isn't this way because Trump is president, Trump is president because that's how America is.

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Trump and Pooty dream about invading and splitting up Europa.

Trump lied to your face after he killed a bunch of little girls.

Donald Trump

This stupid, fat ------------ wants you to forget that he and his friends used to ---- little girls for fun.

Which Lumper is this guy?

The one getting anally on Rikers.

Myth? Bankrupting two casinos wasn't enough.

Markwayne Mullin is just as insane as Kristi Noem. Remember: Trump needs a scapegoat for the midterms. The face will change, the policies will continue.

DC isn't our capital. It's Tel-Aviv.

"Capitol Hill is Israeli occupied territory."

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GW Bush had the wisdom of not attacking Iran. Let that sink in.

WTF has the FBI been doing for the last 20yrs?

Protecting big-money pedophile sex-trafficking donors.

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

Remember in Succession how Logan was dying and losing his memory and pissing his pants, but his doctor kept pumping him full of drugs to keep him upright for appearances. And then one day he just died. Just finally DIED, out of nowhere?

I think about that a lot these days.

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

Trump is crushing small government conservatives. They're almost extinct. #Winning

Palm Beach County sheriff on man killed at Mar-a-Lago: "At 1:30 this morning, the security detail detected that an individual had made his way into the inner perimeter of Mar-a-Lago ... they confronted a white man that was carrying a gas can and a shotgun. He was ordered to drop them at which time he raised the shotgun. He was neutralized."

Can MAGA explain to me how this is any different than Capitol Police shooting and killing Ashli Babbitt after she broke into the US Capitol building and then attempted to climb through a shattered window beside a barricaded door into the SECURED House Speaker's Lobby?

Wouldn't you have claimed that this man was a HERO and a Patriot?

Eddie Murphy should do a remake where he gets arrested and deported as soon as he lands here.

We're not going to war. We'll spend billions moving assets and putting on a show, but, as always, TACO.

"The Supreme Court may have temporarily ended President Trump's Tariffs, but since our chosen King overrides SCOTUS, thankfully the ruling will be struck down with his congressional approved veto power and then our Liberation Day can continue with our 99 cent gas and free eggs."

-FoxNews

Can't believe a Democrat hoax took down a British prince.