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Cuba!!!!

#2

That mofo shorted out. Time to reboot.

"Russia, if you're listening..."

Like a loser at one of Trump's failed casinos, if the wheel doesn't land on your color, threaten to sue the casino and demand a do-over.

Saying "Don't tread on me!" out of one side of their mouths while sending armed men to knock on doors to check people's papers. Coming to America in search of liberty is dead.

Trump's mental condition is worsening from alarmingly critical to hilarious.

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The French invented it.

In France there is only France. The poor always rise up against the oligarchs.

Revolution in France is as French as dumpster diving. It's a national pastime.

Forget it. It's France.

He's laughing in the face of his supporters again.

Remember, Trump is a member of the WWE Hall of Fame. Smith acts like a wrastlin' personality like McAfee. Bill Maher is a star phquer. They all deserve each other.

Greaaat language there, must be so proud!

It's earned. Trump and his sycophants deserve it.

TACO got all the backbone of a damp napkin.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)"Following the abrupt departure of White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, Donald J. Trump announced that her replacement would be the former congressman George Santos.

Speaking to reporters, Santos said he was "thrilled" by the appointment, vowing, "I will bring to this job my experience not only as a lawyer, but as a doctor and astronaut."

The former legislator said that, in order to take the job, he was cutting short his participation in a reunion tour with his fellow Beatles.

As for Zacharia, In her parting statement she said she was leaving "to spend more time with my children, who will teach me to read."

Just to clear an inference before it's brought up;

Karine Jean-Pierre has a master's from Columbia University and worked on Obama campaigns, in the Obama White House, for Biden's 2020 campaign, and as Harris' chief of staff before becoming Press Secretary. The role does not require being an attorney.

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1% of Americans pay 40% of all federal income taxes

And they don't even notice it.

---- amateur hour. No more on the job training like Trump was in the first term.

Trump is a reality TV producer and an interior decorator with a vengeance kink. This is just the latest episode of destroying the credibility of the federal government. Exactly what his base voted for, one of those mean housewives. Trump even talks about muscular men's asses. The Real Housewife of Pennsylvania Avenue.

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"Soggy rice no taste nice."

-OneLump

When Trump has lost the National Review...

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting, failed casino operator, con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

The most disappointing part is realizing that so many accounts you thought were russian bots are actually just people being morons all on their own.

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Sen Mark Warner of Virginia. I've been saying that for twenty years.