Senate Democrats can now officially pass more bills with 51 votes

Democrats just got an unprecedented Senate blessing.

"I was on the right track and everything I had planned was coming into existence. It required long hours, lots of studying, and exercise to keep me balanced while experiencing an array of concerning symptoms along the path (I believe to be side effects of drugs I was intaking unknowingly)," he wrote on March 17

The Lunatic was in his head.

The whole presentation reminded me of Reagan's second term. The biggest difference is I doubt Biden will have anything close to a Iran-Contra type scandal. Low Key Joe is a lot like No Drama Obama in regards to that. Biden was competent, which is a far cry from Carnival Barker Trump.

Fraudulent hucksters have always captured the American imagination. When we put them in charge of public policy is when it turns to tragedy. I don't know how we fix it.

Shred it for the aluminum and sell it to mobile home manufacturers. Call the place Trump Estates or Trump Court.

Better safe than sorry.

If Billie Eilish happens to see this, I'd like to take you out for a nice seafood dinner and after an ice cream while we leasurely promanade along the seaside. Yowza.

This is ripe for abuse.

If you get a dose of both Moderna and Pfizer vaccines together, it's called an Arnold Pharma.

We have met the enemy and they is us.

#4

Bands get back together just after the first check bounces.

I was just playing their music at my house...at my house!

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You witless potato.

None of them were blatant serial criminals. The SDNY has been trying to get Trump for years. Now he's buffoonishly in their sights. How could anyone vote for someone whose public record is so damaging? It's because he told you what you wanted to hear and you ran with it, no matter the consequences. We all knew Trump is rotten to the core. Get ready for the 'I told you so.'

To wit,

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con artist and game-show host, you chose the con artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

Has he found a place to live? Must suck when the base wants to hang you.

Ted Cruz helped start an insurrection, went to Harvard, bails on his state in a crisis, has a white poodle named Snowflake (most snowflakes are white!) is the Zodiac killer, blames his children when he's the one who ------ up, actually left poor Snowflake in an empty, freezing house and also wears mom jeans in the airport.

He. Wears. Mom. Jeans.

What the ---- happened to you, Texas?

Seriously... wtf?

Fester,

On the Subject of Poorly Timed Cancn Vacations . . .

If you ask for, and receive, the privilege and the power that comes with representing your state in the U.S. Senate, you accept along with it the public's scrutiny of when you take vacations. And even if Ted Cruz can't single-handedly get the power back on by himself, crises such as this one in Texas are the times when an elected official wants to be seen volunteering at the soup kitchen or shoveling people's walks or doing some Cory Booker-in-Newark stuff.

Cruz, by himself, cannot do a lot to alleviate the suffering of Texans right now. But at a moment such as this, every public servant wants to be able to say, "I did what I could."

Any alien life forms sighted yet?

BREAKING: Perseverance Rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars

deregulation, libertarian economics policies

See Somalia

I'd figure a Canadian like Cruz wouldn't have a problem with the cold.

Yeah. He was an -------.

"Hi, may I speak to Rush, please?"

"Sir, I've told you 3 times, Rush is dead!?"

"I'm sorry. What did you say...?"

What's with all this talk about solving CV-19? I guess Biden doesn't gripe about being wronged in some inane way? Wheres the entertainment in that? Boring!

I guess politics is back to normal.

They better not be snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...again.

Who among us has not had an extra marital affair with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and then gone on to contest an -------- for Donald J. Trump?
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