After 67 months of Trump being POTUS, he is the Deep State.

WooHoo! We'll finally corner the asphalt market!

Mission -----------------

Bugger!

"Soggy rice no taste nice."

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The Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool should be renamed Lake Trump.

All this because Trump phqued teenage girls.

Everybody wants to save the world, but nobody wants to help mom do the dishes.

I'm gonna miss them.

Ratcliffe warned last year that Russia's war on UKraine risked pulling the U.S. into a direct conflict with Russia. Now he's reportedly in Moscow for undisclosed meetings. Although he doesn't necessarily align with Russian interests, he was a fervent advocate for Trump throughout the 2019 House impeachment proceedings.

Whatever it is, it's not something that can be handled via a phone call.

LaDiamond Lopez

Guilty

Jimmy Carter tried to balance the budget. He regrettably got it down to $994B and then got his ass kicked. After that, all bets were off.

- *Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)*: National debt increased from $759 billion to $994 billion, a 31% increase.

- *Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)*: National debt increased from $994 billion to $2.86 trillion, a 188% increase.

Carter's successors seem to have taken one major lesson from his failings:

The American public may blame the president for a sluggish economy, but when it comes to debt, the sky's the limit.

Quick injection of brain power for the dumb -----, MAGAts and performative fascist Christians: Dearborn, Michigan is an historic Arab American city dating back over a century with immigrants arriving from the Middle East to work for ... guess who ... Henry ------- Ford. And they are Americans, contributing, enlightening, strengthening our country. If you're Arab, if you're Muslim, you are my brother and sister and countrymen.

walked back to the middle.

Not anymore. In order to pay for all the socialist policies, they're going to have to vote for starving the MIC. People are tired of wars, and besides, unless we fight Russia or China, there aren't any -------- countries to fight anymore. Unless we attack Africa. It'll be the same as the Nordic Socialist countries. They don't pay a $trillion military budget. It'll be the same here.

Bernie Bros. revenge.

Democrats are returning to their socialist roots. FDR and Henry Wallace are coming back in vogue.

Now if they could just get the vast corruption of the MIC under control, we could have nice things.

Don't worry, Trump is strangling the military losers into submission.

Oh look, the "winningest war in history" just discovered it has used up 90-plus percent of the good missiles. High nineties, even. That's not a stockpile anymore, that's a mall kiosk.

Trump launched this thing in February like a guy who just found a half-empty bottle of cheap hootch and decided it was champagne night. Now the cupboard's bare, the factories are still ramping up, and the only thing left is the ceremonial "we're making more than ever" press conference while Pete Hegseth stares blankly at an empty shelf and pretends it's full of invisible munitions.

Republicans, remember: you asked for the tangerine narcoleptic diaper filler short-fingered vulgarian who treats national security like a late-night informercial barker. "But wait, there's more!"

Except there isn't. Just the sound of the last Tomahawk whistling into the void and a memo that says "please send thoughts and prayers, and also more billions."

Next up: the Pentagon announces a new initiative to hurl empty shipping crates and strongly worded tweets. That should hold China and Russia for at least fifteen seconds.

Try getting into a Mormon temple.

The Constitution has no answer for what is coming.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine obese black women with weaves, fighting "forever,"

- George Orwell

I seem to remember that this country has freedom of religion. Why does the GOP hate liberty?

Yeah, the GOP is nothing but love.

Jesus Christ.

69!!!!!!!!!!!!

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

There have been other administrations that have been just as, or more, corrupt as Trump's. It's just that they were corrupt under normal parameters.

No way Paxton loses.

Forget it, James. It's Texas town.