To make things worse, the uniforms are all red

I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man!

Well, if he doesn't say that and says there is danger and then no other cases are reported, Dems would go nuts with conspiracy theories and just rely on spreading more hate about how Trump was wrong.
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#24 | POSTED BY HUMTAKE

See, this is the problem when the POTUS is an inveterate liar. NOTHING he says can be taken at face value, so at times when an announcement on a national concern comes from him, people, well normal people, say, "THAT CAN'T BE TRUE", cause everything out of his pie hole is a lie.

Funny thing is that the inventor of the wheel might have been a distant ancestor of Sulumeni

just like improving healthcare for all americans

How is it acceptable that members of a jury walk out on a prosecutor's arguments?

Among those absent from the action "for a long time" were Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), Bill Cassidy (R-La), and Jim Risch (R-Idaho).

I really do enjoy when Illegitimate President Bucket of ---- goes on these trips. He gets tired and says stupid things. Very entertaining.

Republicans are scum

This can only mean one thing, World War Z is about to start.

They underwent concussion protocol which is standard operating procedure when being in close proximity to an explosion. None of those soldiers took any shrapnel.
#8 | Posted by JeffJ

See where you have to go when you start defending Illegitimate President Bucket of ----- actions?

So, we can put that lie to bed.

The misappropriation of federal funds statute, 18 U.S.C. 641, provides:
Whoever embezzles, steals, purloins, or knowingly converts to his use or the use of another, or without authority, sells, conveys or disposes of any record, voucher, money, or thing of value of the United States or of any department or agency thereof, or any property made or being made under contract for the United States or any department or agency thereof[.]

It is a crime, punishable by up to five years imprisonment to "corruptly, or by threats or force, or by any threatening letter or communication influence[], obstruct[], or impede[] or endeavor[] to influence, obstruct, or impede . . . the due and proper exercise of the power of inquiry under which any inquiry or investigation is being had by either House, or any committee of either House or any joint committee of the Congress." 18 U.S.C. 1505. It is a separate crime, punishable by up to twenty years imprisonment for an individual to knowingly intimidate or threaten or corruptly persuade a congressional witness with intent to influence, delay, or prevent their testimony or to cause or induce a witness to withhold testimony or evidence or to be absent from an official proceeding to which such person has been summoned by legal process. 18 U.S.C. 1512(b). See also 18 U.S.C. 1515(a) (defining "official proceeding" to include "a proceeding before the Congress"). Finally, it is a crime, punishable by three years imprisonment to intentionally harass another person and thereby hinder, delay, prevent, or dissuade any person from attending or
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testifying in a Congressional proceeding. 18 U.S.C.A. 1512(d); See also 18 U.S.C. 1515(a

The federal bribery statute provides in relevant part that:
(b) Whoever" [...] (2) being a public official or person selected to be a public official, directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity, in return for: A. being influenced in the performance of any official act;

The Federal Election Campaign Act ("FECA") prohibits foreign nationals from making contributions or donations, 52 U.S.C. 30121, provides:
a. It shall be unlawful for" 1. a foreign national, directly or indirectly, to make" A. a contribution or donation of money or other thing of value, or to make an express or implied promise to make a contribution or donation, in connection with a Federal, State, or local election; B. a contribution or donation to a committee of a political party; or C. an expenditure, independent expenditure, or disbursement for an electioneering communication (within the meaning of section 30104(f)(3) of this title); or (2) a person to solicit, accept, or receive a contribution or donation described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) from a foreign national.

The Hatch Act, 5 U.S.C. 7322 prohibits most federal employees from engaging in certain types of partisan political activity and from using their "official authority or influence for the purpose of interfering with or affecting the result of an election." 7323. To prevent others from coercing federal employees from engaging in prohibited activity, federal law provides that:
It shall be unlawful for any person to intimidate, threaten, command, or coerce, or attempt to intimidate, threaten, command, or coerce, any employee of the Federal Government as defined in section 7322(1) of title 5, United States Code, to engage in, or not to engage in, any political activity, including, but not limited to, voting or refusing to vote for any candidate or measure in any election, making or refusing to make any political contribution, or working or refusing to work on behalf of any candidate. Any person who violates this section shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

Then site the sections/code of the law that were violated...
Its not difficult is it?
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#53 | Posted by AndreaMackris

If the dems agree to allow Hunter Biden to testify, the republicans will come up with another excuse.

Truth Hurts

Jeff is under the false impression that no matter what the House did the Senate trial would be any different.

Who here believes it would be?

The purpose of a grand jury (i.e. the House actions) are to determine whether there is probable cause for removing the President. This has been done by far. The readily available documentation makes it glaringly obvious.

The job of the Senate is trial-you know witnesses and entering documentary evidence.

The Senate is not doing their job.

Again

Republicans are scum

I said it before, I'll say it again.

Republicans are scum.

------- kangaroo court.

Republicans are scum

This is what is wrong with America

He encourages foreign influence in our election
He does so repeatedly and publicly
He seeks influence from numerous countries
He brags about encouraging foreign influence in our election
He says there is nothing wrong with encouraging foreign influence in our election
He is investigated for encouraging foreign influence in our election
He is impeached for encouraging foreign influence in our election

Yet 44% of people don't think he encouraged foreign influence in our election

The Steele Dossier being "central and essential" to investigating an opposing campaign is the epitome of soliciting foreign influence in our elections.
#10 | Posted by JeffJ a

You mean the dossier that wasn't released to the public until after the election? That dossier? That you claim is the EPITOME of soliciting foreign influence in our elections? That dossier? Which WASNT used to influence our election, because it wasn't released until AFTER the election.

You, sir, are a lying POS.

More proof that rwing humor is an oxymoron.

Nihilistic comedy is a very difficult thing to get right. Its just too easy to fall into meanness.

my initial attempt a humor was poorly executed. I instantly regretted the lack of clarity