Outright having to ask an AI boss for time off. That is probably already here.

"In other news, 23% of Americans eat lead paint chips.
#14 | Posted by Nixon"

If they don't want us to eat it, they shouldn't make it taste so good!

"Trump Hits Record Low Disapproval in New Poll"

Of course, the only poll that mattered was the election. Trump doesn't care about anything else and will do whatever he wants, because the GOP is too chicken sheet to stop him. Entirely to be expected, but that's what the people voted for.

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- L Ron Hubbard

Jill Stein 2028!

"How much money and lives will they allow him to spend before they turn on him? [he decides he's made enough money shorting the stock market].
#15 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce"

Fixed!

Usually fine dining places. Houston specific, mmm, Turner's Cut, Cafe Rabelais, Bistro Mistral, Etiole Cuisine at Bar, Maison Pucha Bistro, Le Jardinier..
#32 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Good to know. Thanks!

When you said "Spam is just a cheap terrine, but there are some great ones out there" though, I got my hopes up that there was some amazing canned Spam that somehow escaped my notice.

Perhaps one day ...

It is curious why the owl chose to sleep next to the ceramic chicken. Or is it?
#6 | Posted by LampLighter

Camouflage? Porcelain love doll? You decide!

"Prosecutors accused Gray of buying his son an AR-15-style rifle as a Christmas present and allowing him access to that weapon and ammunition despite warnings that his son was a danger to others."

First they came for the irresponsible father who bought his nutter son the weapon of choice of mass-shooters everywhere, and I said nothing...

What's particularly funny to me in this is the future-MAGAt freakout when Michelle O'Bama (she's actually Irish!) suggested people drink water. And now Hair Furor's polio-peddling minion is telling us to eat some strong-flavored animal parts that a huge portion of this country hates with a passion.

Spam is just a cheap terrine, but there are some great ones out there.
#22 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Need the deets!

"The 'big wave' in War with Iran Is Yet to Come, Warns Trump"

Sounds ominous!

Good news! We get to pay for Trump's illegal tariffs twice!

Once when businesses raise their prices to offset the tariffs, and another time when Trump refuses to refund, forcing American taxpayers to eventually pay the interest.

"The deepest mine in the world is the Mponeng Gold Mine, located in Carletonville, South Africa. It reaches a depth of 4.0 kilometers (approximately 2.5 miles) below the surface. This mine is currently active and is operated by Harmony Gold Mining Company."

Who Is Leading Iran?

Q: Who's the commanding officer here?
A: Ain't you?

Is pedophilia a mental illness?
#36 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Everything your brain makes can be considered an illness.

Only 21% of Americans Support the U.S. Initiating an Attack on Iran

"You get what you get and you don't get upset"
- Cicero

What is the legal justification for this war of aggression?
#185 | Posted by truthhurts

Beats me! I just like seeing the divine wrath of Allah descend on people who earned it.

Killing this poor guy [...] I haven't seen any terrible language from Ali Khameini [...]
#181 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Watching this poster cover for the Supreme Leader who ordered the murder of 35,000+ Iranian civilian men, women, and children last month is something else.

Time will tell which is correct.
#7 | Posted by LampLighter

Indeed!

In the meantime:

Must feel good vaporizing an old guy who never molested an underage girl.
#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Got anything to say about that same "old guy" who ordered the murder of 35,000 Iranians last month?

Iran Supreme Leader Khamenei is Dead

And many happy returns!

So long Ayatolla AsaWhollah!

Too bad you can't relive the experience 36,499 more times, once more for every Iranian man, woman, and child you murdered a couple months ago.

"The lawsuit charges that SB 244 violates the Kansas Constitution's protections for personal autonomy, privacy, equality under the law, due process, and freedom of speech."

Kansas Supreme Court is split 5-2 Dems/Repubs. So the lawsuit has a chance since it isn't based on Fed law. If it had relied on Fed law, GOP SCOTUS would laugh it out of court.

"The FBI's Art Crime Team is coordinating its repatriation to the National Archaeological Museum of Civitavecchia."

And that's why I never told anyone about the artifacts I found in my Indian burial ground backyard.

We can play whataboutism on just about anything and end up accomplishing nothing.
#57 | Posted by BillJohnson

It's not whataboutism.

The president of your choice has done his best to undermine western solidarity supporting a democratic government (Ukraine) fighting an existential war of unprovoked aggression by a dictator. And Trump claimed to cut our funding of Ukraine for financial reasons (even though it was pennies on the dollar for the harm we were doing to our second biggest international threat at zero cost of American lives). And now he's going to spend our money on an enemy that is not nearly the same threat to us.

We could easily support both actions. It's only because of Trump that we're doing one and not the other. And it's only because of Trump that you support attacking one while getting in line behind Trump to orally pleasure the other.