Sen. Collins, always willing to take a strong stand when it'll make absolutely no difference.

Otherwise she will furrow her brows and tell us that she is "concerned" as she rubber-stamps anything and everything the GOP wants to push through while she shields a felonious President.

73% chance of a Dem Senate in this election.

Looking forward to seeing the Dem payback, when the opportunity arises.

I'm just talking about a novel-to-me concept Tony. I'm not suggesting that this is an appropriate use of the criminal justice system.

Yeah, those are good points Tony. I have to disagree with you on the idea that there is no taking, though. The landlord is deprived of something if someone stays without paying. There are often mortgages and property taxes to pay for the real estate that the tenant is occupying. Also, staying on after one is unable to pay rent means that person is planning on continuing to take as that person often has no ability to pay future rent, let alone past rent.

I understand that we have criminal and civil systems of justice, but plenty of people in a variety of circumstances find themselves on the hook for both.

Interesting. I never really thought about non-payment of rent constituting a criminal act, but I'm having difficulty explaining why it can't.

Ignoring the immorality of bringing criminal charges, if someone steals food to keep from starving to death, they would still be committing a crime. Shelter is typically less necessary for survival than food, so why not charge someone with a crime for taking someone else's property without paying for it?

And what's going on with those luscious amphibian lips of his?

Sending tots and pears that McConnell's reptilian metamorphosis goes better than Trump's orange plague-rat mutation.

Looks like he suffers from manus testudo, Latin for "turtle hands."

No known treatment, but he should be able to continue his current existence sucking up to billionaires at the expense of common Americans for many years to come. Just make sure to give him access to a stagnant pond so he can rest comfortably in-between Senate votes

Trump almost got away with it too. If only he had known that some people actually open books and read their contents.

Say what you will about the Trump Presidency, but it's comedy gold Jerry. Just set the entire thing to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

The company pleaded guilty to violating federal anti-kickback laws, as it paid doctors ostensibly to write more opioid prescriptions.

According to the CDC, 450,000 people died in the United States in the 10 years starting in 1999 from overdoses involving any opioid, including prescription and illicit opioids. But while the more than $8 billion in fines and penalties in the agreement is a record to be paid by a pharmaceutical company, it is only a fraction of what it has cost federal, state and local governments to combat the opioid crisis.

States across the country have filed claims topping $2 trillion in the Purdue Pharma bankruptcy case.

Probably just doing what they can to rid themselves of the guilt they feel for personally profiting from defending a treasonous, mass-murdering, POS who has done everything in his power to destroy our democracy and put his autocracy in its place.

If the Biden donations don't do the trick, they can just relax in their second vacation home or chill in their luxury cars until they feel better.

I mean, it does sort of feel like we've been living in the end-times for the last few years.

Probably crapped himself.

Diarrhea is a symptom of the TrumpVirus. Pooping oneself in public is also a well-known symptom of being Donald Trump.

Interesting, my original headline was altered, changing Melanoma to Melania and TrumpVirus to COVID. Looks like some sort of conspiracy.

I wonder how deep it goes. Perhaps Trump isn't actually an incompetent moron who has killed 225,000 Americans and I've been misled by the media hoax?

Where's Agent Mulder when I need him? Alex Jones will do in a pinch.

Stahl previously said that during an off-camera conversation with Trump in 2016, when he was running for President, he admitted his attacks on the press were meant to discredit negative stories that emerged about him.

"He said, 'You know why I do it? I do it to discredit you all and demean you all so when you write negative stories about me, no one will believe you.' He said that," Stahl said.

Perhaps she will have an easier time recovering once she removes Patient Zero from her life after the election.

Mr. Trump's campaign manager, Bill Stepien, asked the Commission on Presidential Debates to refocus Thursday's debate on the subject of foreign policy

Translation: "Can we please stop talking about how much Trump has Effed up the country in four short years and how he has no idea how to stop destroying it in the next four?"

Jeffrey Tubeout.

Say what? Why would you get arrested for calling a co-worker a c? What crime is that? #12 | Posted by snoofy

Malicious communication. #13 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

In the phester's imaginary criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the voices in his head who investigate the make-believe crime; and the other voices in his head who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
[Dum Dum!]

NC is heading blue. Soon to join VA. Bye,Bye, Boaz. What state will you run to next in search of the right to be a bigot? #5 | Posted by Effeteposer

Trump's Bin Laden Alive Claim

It's Kamala Harris, isn't it?
-Trumpette's and GOPhers

I'm sorry, but I definitely cannot support a man who would cheat on his wife.
- Pearl-Clutching Trump Voters

What? Uber is doing something sneaky, misleading, and hurts people? :O

Covid patients across the country are thanking President Trump for his generosity. #6 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

COVID patients in Phester's mind:
"Thank you for the COVID President Trump! You really shouldn't have! It's great for me and my extended family. It qualifies perfectly as a pre-existing condition for the Obamacare protection you're fighting so hard to have thrown out by the Supreme Court with Amy Coney Barrett at the helm. You're the best!"

Imagine what Lindsay's contact tracing would reveal.