It's an R program that transfers money from taxpayers to R lawyers. Where's the mystery about that?

Oh hell, everybody but white people! Period.
#11 | Posted by earthmuse

No, just rich white men. They're the ones who make bribes, excuse me, I mean campaign contributions.

Rs are afraid that someone who "doesn't deserve health care" will get it anyway. Constitutions are for wimps.

If his attorneys are wise and expecting to get paid
#1 | Posted by Twinpac

Unless they're complete idiots they will not expect to get paid.

"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages."

Richard Lederer

What else have Rs got to offer but lies?

It is a fact that CO is considered the best states in the country for ease of voter access and also considered one of the most secure election states in the country.
#13 | Posted by _Gunslinger_

Colorado also mails voters a sample ballot a month or so before the election. It includes a detailed description of what any initiatives would do with pros and cons of each. So it's not only easy to vote, it's easy to be informed about the vote. I'm not sure which Rs fear more.

Why are a bunch of republican states suddenly trying to make it harder to vote when there was no problem with voting?
#10 | Posted by SpeakSoftly

Rs have been very open saying that is the only way they can win elections. They know they can not win elections if every eligible voter is allowed to vote.

It seems like trumplings automatically reject anything tainted by something resembling a fact.

What the hell is wrong with people?
#1 | Posted by moder8

They're trumplings.

The picture on this Business Insider write-up of this story is worth a thousand words:
www.businessinsider.com
#4 | Posted by snoofy

That picture pretty much sums it up. The scary part is that about 40% of the country agrees with the orange turd.

All the defense needs is one R like #8 and the cop skates with a hung jury.

Rs hate the Post Office because it's a government program that works.

"Conservatives are deeply invested in the idea that not only is government incapable of solving problems, but it must not be allowed to even try."
Isaiah J. Poole

They were just exercising their Second Amendment rights, like those guys in Florida and Colorado. And hundreds of other places.

Saying the orange turd lied is about like saying the sun may have risen this morning.

They don't believe that crap any more than I do
#3 | Posted by danni

One psychologist I read said the the orange turd never lies. He always believes whatever he says, even if it's completely different from what he said an hour ago and bears no relation to easily proven facts. Of course to an R there are "facts" and then there are "alternative facts." Sigh. I don't know if the same it true for most Rs. Some of them probably know they're not telling the truth.

Add a few zeros to the charge and impose that rule on CONgress.

So they'll use this thing once and chuck it in the ocean, just like they did in 1950. We'll never get back to the Moon with antiques like that, much less Mars.

waiting for someone to buy the thing for scrap value.
#8 | Posted by catdog

It has no scrap value because it can't be flown to a place where it can be scrapped.

It's perfectly OK for an R to screw the taxpayers. They're just not supposed to talk about it.

"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."

Molly Ivins

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your (example), and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord ( Lev 1:9 ). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7 . In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness ( Lev 15:19-24 ). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination ( Lev 11:10 ), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27 . How should they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? ( Lev 24:10-16 ) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? ( Lev. 20:14 )

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
(from an open letter to Dr. Laura with only one word changed... in the parenthesis)

Stupidity kills, just not fast enough.

To her it is a foreign country. Ignorance is required these days to be an R.

Of course the orange turd is missing from this ad.

Is this what we can expect from the party of traitors in the future?
17 | Posted by tknees

Yes. It's all they have.