As long as Russia is working to elect Rs, those Rs will do nothing to improve election security. Everyone else should ask themselves why Russia wants to elect Rs.

No court of competent jurisdiction...
#3 | Posted by catdog

No, but R judges might kill a law that would reduce oil company profits.

"Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother?
Oh, it's just that your life is at stake."

Molly Ivins

This is the kind of thing Rs do these days. Shame on the Ds for trusting them. They should have known better.

If you're trying to convince people you can cut taxes, increase spending, and balance the budget you don't want an educated electorate. Same if you're trying to deny global warming and want them to believe wind turbines cause cancer.

"And let's not forget that pride is supposedly a sin. I can think of nothing more prideful than claiming to know God's agenda and will ... "

Brian Angliss

Rats are deserting the sinking ship. Orange Agent has 88% approval among Rs, but that is a shrinking number of people. So only trumplings can win a primary, but then even with all the gerrymandering and voter suppression it gets harder to win the election.

"Now, people ask me all the time how we got four surplus budgets in a row. What new ideas did we bring to Washington? I always give a one-word answer: Arithmetic."

Former President Bill Clinton

He genuinely wants a State run TV station that promotes him and only him 24/7.
#4 | Posted by moder8

Isn't that what Faux Snooze has been? I guess they're just not diligent enough for Orange Agent.

Is there no limit to the cruelty of this administration?
#2 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce

No. This is how they think they should be able to treat anyone who is not rich.

There's an old saying on the border, "show me a 30 foot wall and I'll show you a 31 foot ladder." I guess trumplings never heard of ladders. There's lots of things they never heard of.

When do helicopters arrive on the embassy roof?

It's smaller but greater! Just ask an R.

"Who cares whether they laugh at us or insult us, treating us as fools or criminals? The point is that they talk about us and constantly think about us."

Adolf Hitler

"Elections belong to the people. It is their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters."

Abraham Lincoln

CAn't he ever speak publicly without praising himself?
#2 | Posted by LampLighter

No. He's a narcissist. That's what they do. Sigh.

Republican voters will believe anything.
#9 | Posted by Sycophant

Only it they're told by Faux Snooze.

Only the danged libruls want to buy military assault weapons with 100 round magazines. Anybody who watches Faux Snooze knows that.

and the blood of those innocents will continue to flow upon our hands.
#1 | Posted by tonyroma

And Rs don't care as long as the NRA has them by their non-existent nuts.

why were no company management arrested during those Mississippi raids?
#10 | Posted by LampLighter

Because they're not Hispanic. They're good Rs who make campaign contributions.

His cabinet's sole purpose is to steal as much as they can before they are caught.
#1 | Posted by Nixon

They've been caught. They keep stealing. And nobody does anything about it.

"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."

Molly Ivins

Orange Agent didn't want to stop all those dedicated Rs from buying guns.

Given his history I don't have a lot of sympathy for anyone who gives Orange Agent credit. If they don't ask for cash up front they should know they're going to get stiffed.

Just wait a few days. They way things are going some wacko will exercise his Second Amendment rights and Toledo will have its very own massacre. Sigh.