"Short of grabbing a feel of Ivanka or vomiting on the floor in the Oval Office ... "

So last week.

Goering with cheap eyeliner.

Bo Dietl, Bill Ackman, and Rudy Giuliani?
There's a lot I really have enjoyed over the years visiting NYC.
But it's a big place and with the good comes the wretched.
Like this trio of self-inflating bores.

Mexico will pay for it.
~ Drumpie

Rot er notes:

The key takeaway from the announcement"the one that captured the headlines"was the assertion that a review of the Epstein files by the DOJ and the FBI "revealed no incriminating client list.'"

The DOJ's deliberately opaque phrasing about what was not in the Epstein files tells us absolutely nothing about what was. The three words that do all the work here""incriminating," "client," and "list""only raise more questions.

What, exactly is an "incriminating client list'"? Why are the words "client list" in quotation marks? What does the absence of an "incriminating client list'" tell us about what is revealed in the Epstein files? Does it mean that Epstein's clients, enablers, and party bros are indeed identified in the files, but not in the format of a "list"? Does it mean that there's a list, but it doesn't expressly identify those on it as "clients"? Does it mean that there's a list of clients, but the Trump DOJ doesn't interpret it as "incriminating"? If Epstein hooked up some of his party bros with underage (or drugged or coerced) girls but didn't get paid money for doing so, are the bros"whose conduct may have crossed the line into criminality""clients"? If their names are in a black book, a flight log, or a guest registry, is that a "list"? Is it a "client list"? Is it an "incriminating client list"?

Jayzus, the utter cluelessness with which Orange Biff brays his ignorance ...
He really hasn't got a clue.
Rapid mental disassembly continuing apace.
And, obviously, building momentum.

Coming from the "Open the pod bay doors, HAL" era, this really is interesting.
Not that I'm volunteering.

#10
Thanks for pointing that out.

" just this week in my home town and illegal immigrant stabbed an 18 yo in the back 5times and she died."

How on earth did that one blast past Stephen Miller and the rest of the MAGAt Brownshirts?

" Easy enough to offer him immunity and order him to testify or face contempt.."

During the unraveling of the wretched Iran-Contra Affair, Oliver North got limited immunity from an arrangement of that sort and, as a result, walked.

#13
You mean, Cancun Cruz?

First, Comer ... seriously?

Second, breaking patient-doctor confidentiality sets up a potential malpractice situation.

Third, I'm more interested in the shuffling wreck currently occupying the Oval Office.

Actually, Boaz, lies tend to get out and about because poorly informed moronics like you spread them.

What these dumbos really want is a very limited franchise, preferably with only like-minded maroonic white males and their obedient handmaidens involved.

From Rudyard Kipling's "Tommy" (1890):
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.
...
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.
...
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes," when the drums begin to roll.
...
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.
...
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!

"Retirees Want Fewer Neighbors and More Nature"

Okay, fair enough. But do check out local infrastructure, weather, etc., etc., before complaining Peoria is a dump or Idaho gets snow.

"white idiots"

No shortage in that department.

In the words of Ron Ziegler, another hapless WH clunky flunky explainer, "All previous statements are inoperative."

"Lutnik steps in ... "
Howie? Howie Lutnik?
What a sinking ship of fools.

Nothing but a bunch of goons.

Hmmmmm.
~ Richard Reid
(Formerly of Bromley, currently ADX Florence)