Lol

Just goes to show, you can be terribly clever in one area and a complete ---- in another. Whodathunkit?

Who keeps an abortion receipt?
Someone who got ------ by Herschel Walker.

Herschel Walker's Son Exclaims - He 'Threatened to Kill Us'

Yeah, but I didn't, now, did I? They alive. Wanna spin the chamber and find out for yourself?
~ Herschel
Go Dawgs! Sic Em, Woof!

Killing provisions of the Voting Rights Act was and remains a core goal of the GOP and its deeply exclusionary ideas about such concepts as "democracy" and "elections."

We don't want no laws against no racial discrimination. Period. Rah-rah.
~ MAGAts

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Irony?!? I don't do irony!!!"
~ Ron DeSantis
Benito Mussolini Appreciation Society

They're on the scene to wave at themselves on the big screen and take selfies. After that, their attention wanders.

#2
Picking up some lingo might help when the inevitable backlash sets in. Russians would do well to remember: They are uninvited/tolerated guests and whatever road they took out of Russia into Georgia also runs from Georgia right back into Russia.

Sounds like you haven't been really close to old Herschel unless the guy's pointed a pistol at your noggin, spin the cylinder, smiled, eyes ablaze, and grunted, "Wanna play?"

Bit of a micromanager as prez, but a terrific example of a decent person doing decent things. He will be remembered for a "retirement" life well lived in service to others. Kudos.

Interesting, stuffing filleted fish inside the competition fish because x-rays would I.d. that extra weight as just ... fish. So now it's fi$hing.

Max Headroom, without Max's self-awareness and appreciation for irony.

Nice. Thanks.

Trump comes across as a louche drag queen version of Gloria Swanson chewing up the scenery in Sunset Boulevard

Poster a disappointed investor?

Among MAGAts? Definitely a plus.

Every time Sam Alito opens his pie hole, you can hear the sound of stale air wheezing out of a limp balloon.

For some reason, Flynn needed a hard copy of his presidential pardon.

Jew lasers shooting plandemic into kids brains through magnetic swabs daubed onto N95 masks by illegal Chinese-speaking immigrant rapists from Punta de las Arenas. What, you didn't know?

"Oh, look at my African-American over here. Look at him. Are you the greatest?"
~ Donald Trump, 2016

#5
Some bullet, some dodge.

Surprised he didn't shove her towards the server and make a break solo. Quite a piece of work, this guy.

Situational morality and selective amnesia are among the traits on conspicuous display when it comes to that human variant known as the putz.