Five months as measured on Neptune.

#8
Evidently, over $9/gal.

A trifecta.

Remember, as it says in The Book of Books: "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal." So, let it go, tomorrow's another day, fuhgedaboudit, two maybe three weeks it'll blow over. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
~ MAGAJesus.

Filming a Narcos episode?

Edward T. Linemthal's The Unfinished Bombing: Oklahoma City in American Memory is a terrific account that gets into how the bombing was hard to view for some in a strictly "good/bad" light. Why? Because they shared so many of the bombers' delusions. MAGAts before Trump tapped into that swamp. I haven't been back to the memorial area in OKC for a few years, it may have changed, but the actual reasons those sociopaths had for blowing up the building and any meaningful discussion about those views is not something that's seriously addressed.

MAGAJesus very busy guy: Two healings, a resurrection, and a box of Big Macs await.

Well, it's right there, in the Big Bootifool Bok. In the Puhsalums at one with a "23," a pair of cockeyed eyeballs and "3" where it says ... now, listen up: "He makes me to lie down in green pastures." Could it possibly be more clear? The green pastures of Greenland. Where hell else? So green we call it GreenGreenLand. It doth been decreed. Shazam. Ooooh, daddy!
~ MAGAJesus

One would think this gang of idiots would have more than enough on their plates at the moment, busy as their are having launched a war they are now actually managing to lose. But, hey, these are clearly highly gifted Big Thinkers.

Better yet, they've got MAGAJesus lighting the way as they help him dig that hole deeper.

#7
The Medal of Honor is a military award for military service. MAGAJesus, even in his Cadet Bone Spurs guise, does not qualify.

But he will, if previous obnoxious behavior is any indicator of present/future performance (and make no mistake: it most definitely is), this goon will coat himself in gold. He's dumb, in steep mental decline, and undergoing narcissistic meltdown. And you can be sure he never heard of Roman real estate mogul Crassus who also thought he knew better than everyone else, tangled with the Parthians and found out that, in fact ... he didn't.

"Grandpa Lil' Jimmy Ping Pong, wise man, once say, Sometimes - specially if you so lucky you draw deeply ignorant, comfoozled anna bamboozled opponent - can accomplish much by doing ... eff all.'"
~ Chas. Chang

But yeah, a thread about Melania supposedly hating her husband is riveting news.
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But then again, we're talking a thread that includes greasy agents of sleazy models, greasy "models" and their sleazy "agents," a suspicious Genius Visa, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, a hubby who grabs pooshie and proclaims himself MAGAJesus, thievery on a gigantic scale? Please, do post. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Another miracle of catastrophic proportions wrought by MAGAJesus.
All hail, MAGAJesus!

Point of clarification: It was a statue of OtherJesus, not MAGAJesus.

Reading The Marathhon Bible and thereby giving it My Blessing ... I mean, wow, just BOW WOW! Anyhoo, that ancient Hebarian who wrote must've been quite a babe. Phe ... idiipi ... pheidippidoodleedoo ... Pheidippides, some call her but Jeffrey had her number. What a world, eh? War lost but Epstein Coverup holding. Praise be, Daddy!
~ MAGAJesus

Soccer is great.
FIFA, inventing a pretend "piece prize" for a lunatic warmongering MAGAJesus?
Not so much.

Just connect the dots: MAGA Jesus is a nutcase.
He doesn't say stupid, insulting, ignoramic stuff to trigger people.
He says stupid, insulting, ignoramic stuff because he's an ignoramus with a lousy education.
Who is also, as it happens, mentally ill.
If anyone else said the stuff he says, you'd be looking to an intervention.
If you actually cared about the guy.
Which, clearly, no one around him really does.

"senior leaders come in with 100% credibility"

One would/could/should hope/expect.
But not with this regime.
Nope, not with this regime.

Paolo Zampolli, the Genius Visa holder's whatchamacallit - agent, fixer, connection pimp, whatever - currently occupies the position of United States Special Representative for Global Partnerships (salary and budget not revealed). Like everyone associated with this regime, he's utterly rancid.

"Thank you very much, I love you, sir!"
Todd Blanche
Acting Attorney General of the United States
Personal Attorney to MAGA Jesus

That's the spirit.
The chin, Todd, yeah, hanky to the chin and a wipe, for MySake.
~ MAGA Jesus

And wouldn't you just know it? The Book of Marathon is one of my favoritest Bible book books? Maybe the bookiest. Who knows? Divine intervention? That's for you to find out and Me to know.
~ MAGA Jesus

Please use properly respectful, hushed tones when speaking of MAGA Jesus.
Otherwise, He's liable to grab you by your --------.
Because He's a "star," is MAGA Jesus.

MAGA Jesus has learned a few things.
For one, there are literally almost zero restraints to keep him from doing anything goddamn thing he wants to do.
This is what the Republican Party has helped create.
MAGA Jesus is Robert Mugabe is MAGA Jesus.
Praise be, MAGA Jesus.