The last person whose theology I recall JD Vance whining about was the pope.

"The best is yet to come!"

"Novo Nordisk will be slashing the price of Ozempic from more than $1,000 to $199. And the price of Wegovy from more than $1,300 to $199, a 578% difference."

Unparalleled genius unrecognized or monumental stupidity ignored?

We report, you decide.

Even by Texas standards, Ken Paxton stands out. Like a big, dead, bloated blue-bottle-fly cafeteria hawg stretched out in a putrid puddle at the bottom of the well.

It's called a "credibility gap," the destroyer more than one lying US presidential administration.

"I don't do this with men very often," says the peeping Don who talks like a star-struck Swiftie when yip-yapping about Arnold Palmer's penis.

Let. It. Out. Gal.

Bribery, corruption, prison, kiddie porn freak.

Such a rising GOP star-in-the-making.

Why isn't this beauty in Trump's Cabinet of Curiosities?

"Rex solutus est a legibus" ("The king is released from the laws")
Pandects pf Justinian, AD 530-533

What wit!

"The best is yet to come!"

Four Seasons ... .

Shrimpdiktackedon just vomits out fumes from the noxious brew his masters feed him at the MAGAt trough of recycled cult garbage.

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Gadzooks, you sure did get skull flocked by the UFO during that blizzard skedaddling out of Truth or Consequences en route to Amarillo.

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You appear to be posting from that, uh, facility. You know, the one you've been lying about, where you claimed Talarico was but wasn't.

Another day, another pack of lies from you.

Have they yet identified the cognitive challenges with which you're failing to successfully deal?

"You should let me wet my beak a little. I hear you and your friends cleared $600 each. Give me $200 each, for your own protection. And I'll forget the insult... Tell your friends I don't want a lot. Just enough to wet my beak. Don't be afraid to tell them."
Don Fanucci
The Godfather Part II

Lawsuits? Why, yessir.
Somer and Egger explain:

And here is where the Talarico story turns from farce and schadenfreude to something even more serious. HIPAA, the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, does govern what hospitals and medical centers can and can't disclose about their patients' medical information. But it has penalties for individuals who try to get their hands improperly on that information, too.

Under the law, a person who "obtains individually identifiable health information relating to an individual" can be fined and jailed"and fined more heavily and jailed for longer if the offense is "committed under false pretenses." The worst penalties go to those who get such information "for commercial advantage, personal gain, or malicious harm": such offenders can be fined as much as $250,000 and imprisoned for up to ten years.

"I could say the stupidest things, and you'd clap"

He feeds his Pavlovian MAGAts their pablum and they - dumber than dodos - respond on cue.

Trained seals on the old Ringling and Clyde Beatty circuses displayed far more free will.

Re Shrimbrain's fake Talrico "newsflash" ...

So much losing.

Don't get me wrong, Zed, I'm pretty pro-Neanderthal. Mind you, if my granddaughter shows up with one in tow ... well, I just dunno.

What's irksome is their rock-solid refusal to learn after having been resoundingly duped ... repeatedly.

Pavlov had his dogs, Trump has his Republicans.

There is really no persuasive evidence that should cause a reasonable person to automatically assume your average adult Neanderthal's critical thinking skills were in any way inferior to those of your average MAGA cultist.

Thank goodness the war with Iran is over, done and won. Now Feldmarschall Bone Spurs and Major Imsecuriies can work their special brand of magic on the Houthis.
can have a go at the Houthis.

Part of what she noted was the problem of being deliberately provocative in an incendiary atmosphere. Not the dead "asking for it."