#7
At least he knows the difference between the two. Kinda sets you two apart.

Superficial to the core.

Max von Sydow ... thanks for that, Coriolanus. He became the consummate character actor, always seeming to hide something behind d whatever he was doing. It made him interesting (and very employable). And as for Kolchak, he sure had the best job on this planet. (The rumpled appearance of Carl's/Darren's suits mirrored that of my ROTC uniform's: pressed under a mattress.)

"It is almost too on the nose for the aging president to stage gladiatorial bouts and commission victory arches as his armies overextend their power in a futile effort to subdue the Persians," writes Jonathan Chait.

The irony almost surely escapes him. His mind cannot process winning as anything deeper than looking good. The United States may be surrendering its technological advantages to China and allowing its scientific, medical, and bureaucratic skill to decay. But just as Trump slathers makeup on his skin and proclaims himself the healthiest president who ever lived, he measures the country's success in gold leaf.

Pulte is a perfect storm of a horrible choice for this job.
But, then, name one competent person with integrity serving in this regime ...
No, really, please, give it a whirl, I'm seriously curious.

Combine it with three shots of moose urine, a copperhead's tail, a legless lizard's head, mix it up with a raccoon penile bone swizzle stick and Bob's yer uncle.

If it's "over," perhaps Lil' Marco will volunteer to plant his butt in the proverbial crow's nest and guide the first oil-laden ship through the Strait of Hormuz. Thanks, pinche Marco, don't trip over those Florsheims on your way out the door.

Too far?
During Covid, Trump told many of his cultists to basically commit suicide.
And guess what?
They did.

MAGAts were told, they know, they just don't care.
It's a cult of personality, and loyalty to the godhead trumps any other allegiance.
That's how cults work.
Ask a Jonestown survivor (if you can find one).

Tiny Tim would've been perfect. Like Trump, mired in the past. Unlike Trump, musical (ukulele). Unfortunately, Tiny tiptoed through those proverbial tulips a while back. Speaking of which, anyone poked MAGAJeebus this morning yet, just to be sure we're all still ------ed and his dreariest of shows must drag on some more?

A true MAGAt to the empty core.

"Socially awkward" doesn't even begin to describe the problems MAGAboyz have with actual, independent women. That's probably why they date, wed, and ------ what appear to be remaindered blow-ups.

Da-da-La-RUMP ...
Clear the streets for the brown battalions,
Da-da-La-RRRRUMP
Clear the streets for the storm division man!
DA-da-da-DAH
Millions are looking upon the swastika full of hope,
The day of freedom and of bread dawns!
DA-da-la-la-LARRRUMPTADAHTADAHDAH!

Yeah, but I piled up 34 felonies and a sexual abuse conviction. Beat that! Pffffft! I fert in your general direction!
~ MAGAJeebus

The combined figures for Donald and his coms goon Steve Cheung should be totaled and then divided by four platoons for purposes of admission to this sad circlej#rk.

1976 was super hyped up and people seemed to thoroughly enjoy it.
This one Trump effed up because it always has to be about him.

#26
Based on appearances, that's nothing less than an unspoken, critical component of the operation's core demographic.

... raw weiners at a DR barbecue.
#41 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

In your sub-culture, what do they call that? Being a hot dogger?

#36
You've "been busy out working" to elect people to stuff? That blue one may have a bell on it or perhaps even a cookie, so why not give it a try?

also wouldn't be surprised if "she" has a penis.
#31 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Thanks for sharing that insight into imceldom.

"To make sense of this otherwise bizarre appointment," writes Frum, "consider the words of Friedrich Hayek, who said it best in his 1944 book about totalitarian systems, The Road to Serfdom, in the chapter "Why the Worst Get on Top":

The totalitarian leader must collect around him a group which is prepared voluntarily to submit to that discipline they are to impose by force upon the rest of the people.

Advancement within a totalitarian group or party depends largely on a willingness to do immoral things.

To be a useful assistant in the running of a totalitarian state, therefore, a man must be prepared to break every moral rule he has ever known if this seems necessary to achieve the end set for him.

Public criticism or even expressions of doubt must be suppressed because they tend to weaken support of the regime.

Renato Baldi: Try to walk like John Wayne.
Albin Mougeotte: The cowboy?
Renato Baldi: Yes. John Wayne gets down from the horse. He goes toward the saloon. He opens the doors and zap! Try it.
Albin Mougeotte: I have to be John Wayne?
Renato Baldi: Yes.
Albin Mougeotte: Here I go.
[Albin walks]
Renato Baldi: That's John Wayne's daughter!
La Cage aux Folles (1978)

My only question about the gloriously clueless Kevin Hassett is, Howdy Doody or Alfred E. Neuman?