What the honorable gentleman from VA meant to say was "human baby farts." Which are, admittedly baby parts for a while but not the same as the ground-up babies MAGAts sprinkle on their mush every morning. Or so someone, somewhere said, says, or may say ... maybe.

The phrase "a Trump promise" enters the vocabulary of international mockery.

Professor Harold Hill's influence spread far beyond River City, Iowa.

#7
EMTs are standing by, waiting respectfully for that long cigar ash to drop into plastic cup of 3-week-old Loch Dhu 10-Year-Old whiskey he's clutching before making a final determination.

Trump tapped into a sewer of such stench that most pols shied away from it. That was until Republicans saw the orange-painted conman had garnered himself a following and - here's where the fun started - thought they could control and profit from him and that following. However, the wouldbe bamboozlers were themselves co-opted by a far more powerful bamboozler/cult leader backed by a mob of cultists that proved it would and could kill for its cult's leader. (Kinda of like the corporatists and Hitler.). And so here we are, effed beyond imagination as a nation by these crooks and cretins. I am astonished just how much damage they've inflicted in a relatively short time. But, then, they've been helped along by plenty of aidin' and abettin'.

BILL, You really do sound like quite the theatrical pearl clutcher.

Hold on, Prissy will be along shortly.y to assist.

Can't wait for this crew's map of the solar system, just sun and planets.
Although betcha creating an earth-moon diagram might leave them fatigued.

Members of a cult cannot operate with consistency in the moral arena while simultaneously remaining ever alert to their master's call.

Trump Ensh#ttification rolls merrily along.
Stand up straight and proud, Republicans, because this is your baby.

There was a time, really not so long ago, law professors might speak to classes of mob fighter Rudy Giuliani and say to students, by way of inspiration, "That could be you!"

But that was then and this is now.

Now they limn for classes the sorry tale of a drunken has-been Trump lackey and warn, "That could be you!"

#156 translated from MAGAt to Normal: "Nope, I ain't got nuttin."

Amazing. Our son is a first responder/paramedic who also trained/qualified as a rescue diver. The first thing those guys do is assess the situation, and the primary concern is whether they reasonably believe they can perform the rescue and not get killed while going into or through the event. The emphasis is on realizing one person in distress is bad enough without tossing another unnecessarily into the mix and losing two. Perhaps cold, but there it is. I've no idea this 16-year- old's training, but he knew what to do and he was loaded with guts.

Imagine it all as a graph.

#81
So ... none?

Lol

"RFK's Brain Food From the Brain Worm"
Ingredients to be boiled together over a fire made from wood, snails, and puppy dog's tails.
1 Rockies raccoon pizzle (unvarnished)
4 Cups regurgitated swamp water from Alligator Safari Water Park & Bible Zoo
6 Spoonfuls migrating elk urine gathered during Moon of Solsticial Madness
2 Handfuls each - one dropped into the mix, one consumed via orafice of choice - of the following medications: Ayahuasca, Peyote, Ebene, Bufotoxin, Heroin

Nobody checked?
Or they checked, but didn't know?
Are they all as dumb as Trump?

#12
Was she, by chance, either an acrobat and/or a mime? Asking for a concerned friend.

Again?

Anyhoo, Fauci's appearance could be used in law school classes to illustrate how/why one assists a client in avoiding an obvious perjury trap. The MAGAts' jackals-in-a-pack behavior might help introduce students to the sort of smarmy hectoring customarily associated with the Inquisition, purge sessions in communist nations, and Roland Freislers antics in Hitler's People's Court.

What classified information made it into the actual book?
#73 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

I believe that's on your court, BELLRINGER.

Make the fat, demented ------er start paying for these ego fetes himself and every one of them would screech to a sudden stop.

The war with Iran and how it's been mishandled is a big factor and justifiably so.
#22 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Considering the source for that juicy tidbit, please drop into the "No ----, Sherlock" file. Gracias.