Phantom Fireworks on the Overseas Highway in Key Largo has some dandy bangers and a terrific discount coupon on munitions. All true, for the Red, White & Blue.

W-w-w-well, I o-ob-obj-object!
~ Porky Pig

Good move on Mark Carney's part. The US has become just too unstable, threatening and dangerous a neighbor for Canada not to explore all viable options.

Make sure you thank a Republican. (If they didn't vote for Trump they know people who did. According to recent polling, that bum is still great for more than eight out of ten of them.)

Jefferson had his expurgated New Testament.
Alito and Thomas have their bowdlerized US Constitution, minus Article 1, Section 4.

Do the American Family Values, MAGAstyle, limbo dance ...
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev'rybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it's party time
Do the limbo dance
The American Family Values, MAGAstyle, limbo dance ...

In response, mortgage interest rates ticked upwards.

It is a bit weird, actually, because one might be tempted to think a self-advertised smart guy with a history of six yuge bankruptcies and 34 felony convictions for financial crimes might have learned a bit more about how this ... stuff ... actually werks.

AVISO: Bienvenidos a Gringolandia - la republica bananera de las Americas del Norte.

You knit with great skill, madame.'
I am accustomed to it.'
A pretty pattern too.'
"You think so?' said madame, looking at him with a smile.
Decidedly. May one ask what it is for?'*
Pastime,' said madame, still looking at him with a smile while her fingers moved nimbly.
Not for use?'
That depends. I may find a use for it one day ... '

Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

Snowflakes ... tiny snowflakes ... swirling ... whirling ... gone.

Caption could read: "Headmistress Gives Bully Boy A ----------."

If lefties had their way SNAP could be spent on hookers and blow.
#7 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Actually, I'm surprised Trump hasn't promised you mooks that by now. But, hey, it's only September and hope springs eternal ...

"People are not - well, we all are going to die, so for heaven's sake ... ."
US Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa)
May 2025

Hugo Boss may have been a designing Nazi, but for today's Republicans he's just a style statement.

If Trump can't slap his name on the Kennedy Center, he will just kill the Kennedy Center. Destroy the place to "save" it. It's actually one fight Old Yeller might actually win ... with yuge help from the usual enabling bootlickers of the GOP.

I get it,Bill, you've made your point over and over and - sheesh - over: You are, in fact, an extraordinarily pompous old fart.

I live for your opinion of me.
#124 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

That's sad.

More to the point, was Natalie?

I'm putting a checkmark in the "Yes" column. Thanks.

Popped in out of simple curiosity to ask Bill a question: Are you really as pompous an old fart as you make yourself out to be?

"From a marketing point of view, you don't introduce new products in August."
Andrew Carr
White House Chief of Staff
September 7, 2002

Well, air power alone ain't gonna do it. Which brings up that old standby: boots on the ground.

Andrew Carr and his crew spent quite a bit of time carefully preparing the ground for marketing their ground war in Iraq. Trump and his sorry lot spent zero time preparing Americans for their current misadventure. In no way have they got folks geared up for that sort of tomfoolery.

By the way, which branch of the armed forces is crypto phenom Barroom Trump eyeing?

So much winning!

It's a shame nobody around Trump appears to care enough about the guy to save him from manifestomg symptoms of his deepening dementia in public forums. They're evidently too busy grifting and grafting off Orange Jumbo to care as he shuffles and stumbles his way towards Ye Olde Elephants' Graveyard.