"Pardoned 6 Jan Lunatic Guilty of Child Sexual Abuse"

One wonders to what extent this describes both the pardoned and his felonistic, adjudicated sexual abuser pardoner.

"Well it wasn't depict - it was me, I've, I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor, and had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support. And uh, only the fake news could come up with that one so I had, I had uh ... I just heard about it, and I said, "How did they come up with that?" It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better, and I do make people better, I make people, uh, a lot better, as an example, uh the 11,000 I uh - "
MAGA Jesus
AKA "Mr. PersonWomanManCameraTeeVee!"
April 14, 2026
(161st Anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's Assassination)

#8
Everything sounds like California to you.
Too much MAGA Jesus bad for you baa-baas.

#27
Truly a silly worm's eye perspective. Try using "nuanced" and "presenting" as terms for your next outing. You'll do better.

JayVee, apparently a Yale nod to some sort of tokenism, usually pontificates so long and at what he so wants us to know is truly astonishing altitude that - having self-hypnotized to the sound of his own voice - he just might accidentally let the cat (and the dog, both eaten) out of the bag. Basically, comes across as a pompous arse.

Otra vez, folks:

"You hear such a lot from Maga Republicans about how liberals think Trump voters are stupid. But not nearly enough about the far more salient point: that Donald Trump thinks Trump voters are stupid."

#12
Ooooh, MAGA Jesus,, praise Thy Blessed Name!

"Why do righties lie about everything?"

MAGA Jesus lights the way ...

#5
It's my understanding the "war" title is a "secondary" one slapped up by Trump through one of his executive orders. However, the outfit's legal name remains the same (and Pistol Pete's title) remain as they were prior to when the MAGAts wrought their nonsense: "Department of Defense." That is changeable only by Congress.

#6
Ask your MAGA Jesus for clarification.

#20 | Posted by BellRinger

Sounds like a case of twisted knickers flunky-yapping at the Tony Gonzalez political wake.
Perspective, donkey, perspective..

Guess Old Yeller met a problem he couldn't "solve" by bravely wielding a Sharpie.

Reportedly, when asked by a compliant podcaster to name his favorite book in the New Testament, MAGA Jesus replied, "Epiphanies."

Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winning, when I'm losing again
(Gordon Lightfoot, "Sundown")

Land of the free, home of the brave ... MAGAt-style.

He can always bomb it.

A "doctor" and something about a "Red Cross worker."
Okay, Mr. PersonWoman ManCameraTeeVee, where's the stethoscope?
Doctor bag?
Any sign anywhere to indicate "Red Cross"?
Poor Old Yeller, so far gone he can't even fake it anymore.

"'But the Emperor has nothing at all on!' said a little child".

She's lucky this gringo goober didn't shoot her for interrupting his imbecilic MGAt rant.

The excision at #3 is composed of a pair of words: (1) the shape of a coin as a matter of basic geometry; and, (2) a slang term for an obnoxious person that rhymes with and means the same as the British slang term "berk."

#21
AU ...
That picture looks like it accompanies an article about a family member cracking and going on a bloody rampage. Then again, what better expresses the true spirit of the holidays for MAGAts than a mass-killing tool?

"Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated."
Donald J. Trump
June 21, 2025

What's the regime's going rate for a pardon? The screening process is clearly a joke, so, well, asking for a friend.

You'd think pretending he didn't produce that middle school-ish letter for his buddy Jeffrey Epstein (submitted via procuress pal Ghislaine Maxwell) would rank pretty low on the long list of this man's endless whines. But no, just can't let it go. As for real, presidential concerns? Fuhgedaboudit, he's totally locked into his personal, endless mental ----------..

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God ... ."
Jesus (Matthew 5:9)

"Captured and killed? Yuuuge sucka and lewzer."
Old Yeller