How much time?
#173 | POSTED BY EBERLY

More than less, more or less.

The man is a savant of staggering proportions.
You won't even have to ask him.
Because he keeps reassuring himself loudly over and over and over and over and ... zzzzzzzzzzzz

The Mad King looked ... delapidated.

The only question is whether Trump will feel he needs to return the Virgin Islands to Denmark in order for them to let him off the hook.

Perhaps in a few weeks Trump can sign his mext MoU surrender document in Copenhagen; it really is over-the-top delightful this time of year.

A brick impacting at over 120 mph would make quite an impression.

Their egos might get in the way, people putting their name on a ballot need to reflect on the content of their lives to date. Anything on there that kinda sticks out, especially if it appears as the lead story on the news? Anything at all? No odd posts? Any folks with serious grudges? The odd sexual assault? And, if so and should you care to offer an explanation, how does it sound? We are a fair piece from James G. Blaine's "Burn this letter."

Emissaries from Grand Fenwick would like a word with the Mad King.

"Everything Trump touches dies."*
Rick Wilson

* Emphasis added

Joining you at the business end of a squawk box?

Why?
Just one word:
White

"Evaniel Johnson said he is waiting to see if video footage supports the police narrative that his 20-year-old grandson, Tyrin Johnson, turned toward U.S. guard members with a gun while running from them early Sunday. Memphis police say the guard members were responding to a report of gunfire."

Trump signing the US surrender at Versailles sealed the deal: he encouraged the Iranian opposition, then utterly abandoned them.

"Everything Trump touches dies." Including people unfortunate enough to take him at his worthless word.

He would love to cut a deal but doesn't quite grasp the larger point: the Iranians are out to actually kill him and his.

Senor Obeso say Lockheed Martin subsidiary gonna pay, so Mexico off the hook. Ole!
~ La Pesidenta

He's sooooooo needy for a real hug from an actual female providing genuine affection.

"We are going to run the country ... "
... further into the ground.
Ensh#ttification, it's what Trump does..

"You know when fluoridation first began?" Gen. Jack D. Ripper asks Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake in the film Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Mandrake admits he does not.

General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?

General Jack D. Ripper: [somewhat embarassed] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

"Hey, Johnny, Gianni, whatever, listen up: All I need is two ... no, wait a sec ... make that four goals, which is what we need to win, because, really, we won."

"The US made it to the knockout round."

And got KO'd.

"This is good stuff, keep trying to recruit."

Your approval really means nothing. But thanks anyway, Ghost of Maradona.

"Where is the bravery?"

When you observe the speeds and agility involved and the degree to which players, who are not armored up, find themselves in vulnerable positions, exposed to injury, I'd say there's quite a bit of bravery involved in playing "the football." Up close and personal, I think it's reasonable to say it's a significantly different game than what we absorb from TV.

Well well... Watching Christiano Ronaldo Captaining Portugal as you dopes try to out stupid each
#57 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Maybe you could try spelling Cristiano Ronaldo's name right, Mr. World Soccer Wiz. Maybeso next time, while we dopes are trying to out-stupid one another?

And you --- sarvis... I don't give a chit about your ---- opinions on anything.
#43 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Of course you do. It's why you have to respond when tickled, kiddo. Just can't control that itch, can ya?

You're posting to yourself again ... Nurse!