The Apprentice, GOP style.

The Garfield Suite. Lol.

Here, too. What a coinkydink.

Tina Turner? Well, yeah, about time. Saw her live in 1968. She and Ike and a hell of a band and a herd of dancers opened for The Rolling Stones (in the Phoenix venue where the wingnjts are screwing with last year's ballots). "Electric" would be a falls-short description. More like a force of nature.

The locks must've snapped in the monkey house.

By the end, she's almost animatronic.
That's Stockholm Syndrome (plus naked opportunism) for you.

Hawley doesn't give a tinker's dam.
He is unfamiliar with the concept of "shame."

"...if they can't run down the street"? WTF?!? In an emergency, all they'd have to do to form a protective wall in front of Trump, him frothing-up to full-speed, is marshal a slow waddle.

Can they reincorporate in Panama?

Let that "audit" roll on into summer.
The more, the merrier.
Publicize the living hell out of it.
Keep blasting these clowns' comments into the homes of normals.
The more the GOP gets pegged as unleashing and catering to such clueless buffoonery, the better.

For the maganutz, a copy of Archibald Willard's "Yankee Doodle" cartoonish painting will suffice. All guys. All white. "Pure." And very, very simple.

New GOP education pitch: History for simpletons.

Psychiatrists, psychologists, historians, political scientists, and students of the genuinely weird and disturbingly bizarre will be unpacking the tale of this carnival gone mad for decades to come.

Unfortunately, the rest of us have to live through a spectacle reminiscent of Philippe de Broca's 1966 film "King of Hearts."

What, the emperor has no clothes?

The degree to which McConnell may find himself in a bind is entirely due to his cynicism and toadying. Seriously, f**k you, Mitch.

Hurt? It's the only way to succeed in that cesspool.

Lin Wood does a lot of bizarrely claiming.
That seems to put him well within the GOP profile.

All Republicans want the rest of us to excuse is their mindboggling racist buffoonery and general ---------.
Sorry, magamorons, but we're fresh out of mulligans.
Sad!

I agree mit Herr Trumpf.
Sieg!
~ Horst Ludwig Georg Erich Wessel (dec.)

I. Don't. Pay. Up.
Sincerely,
Donnie

The 3/5 Compromise undercuts the idea this legislative ---- is attempting to make.

#6

Your ignorance speaks volumes.

Give me two, maybe three boxes of shells and I'll bag me one a them beauties.
~ Lil' Wayne LaParee

Rafi really is just a silly, jabbering, greasepaint-slathered old tart.

Considering his wildly incompetent and dishonest behaviors, actions, and inactions with respect to COVID, DeSantis is going to get immolated politically down the road if he faces voters again.

Want a story that even rubes can understand? Two words: Ocean Reef.

What a pathetic, boooorrrrring old bastard.