I will :-)
#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

You know I always have a futon with your name on it, Home Boy. Do you have my newer number?

Ray Bradbury...could describe the smell and feel of small town USA...
#11 | Posted by donnerboy

Steinbeck was pretty good at it too. "Cannery Row" is like Garrison Keeler on acid.

John Steinbeck...in person.
#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

I think "Travels With Charlie" gives a good idea of what a charmer he was.

Let's not be sexist, Tiffany is only 32, why isn't she signing up?

Also, a thrift store wonderland. So many good ones in Ocala.

Yes, I live in Flagler Beach, did a play in Bunnel. If you ever get down this way and want to hit the beach, stop by.

Cork, I didn't realize you live in Ocala. I'm often in that area for the ONF or the Oklawaha or jamming at Charlie Horse.

...doesn't care...so long as it's profitable.
#2 | Posted by snoofy

Why do you hate Capitalism?

At least it was the truth...
#52 | Posted by eberly

It's kind of pure the way Republicans love racism more than they love money. And they do love money.

In 2016 I asked my Republican mother, "Don't your finances always do better under Democrats?"
"They do" she answered, "but I don't want black people getting welfare."

...How do you discover...?
#9 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

I discover things others knew about all the time. Last week I discovered a restaurant on the other side of town, it's been open for 20 years.
When Newton discovered gravity, it was already there.

With (King Dotard)...there is no bottom.
#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Don't forget, this is the only candidate to ever bring up the size of his penis during a Presidential debate.
How could you not vote for him!

#19 | Posted by visitor_

You're not even a good bot. Are you able of writing an original sentence?

More troops? I thought we won already.

...it doesn't take much to cook a decent meal...
#8 | Posted by jpw

Until someone invents pots and pans that clean themselves folks are not going to cook.

...WWII folks...could often afford to buy a small house on one salary.
#14 | Posted by Hughmass

A house that would be totally unacceptable to today's buyers. No AC, tiny kitchen with Formica counters and no dishwasher. 3 tiny bedrooms and only one bath. ETC.

...an old Marxist Herbert Marcuse trick.
#11 | Posted by oneironaut

I have no idea what that means, but if you believe King Dotard wouldn't mow down protesters in the street if he could get away with it, you haven't been paying attention.

...killed citizens in the streets by the 1000s...
#2 | Posted by oneironaut

Like King Dotard wouldn't if he could.

...he doesn't have 57 virgins waiting for him.
#56 | Posted by BellRinger

How do you know?

But he's a Suuuupeeer Geeeenius.

Gas in my hood is $1 more a gallon than it was last week.
Thanks King Dotard!

Hey, whatever, people die in war.

...Trump and Hegseth are absolutely giddy at all the death and destruction...
#8 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Pickled Pete rants and raves like Iran invaded Texas.

King Dotard's audience reminds me of the old Weekly World News. Every week there wouldd be a headline screaming something like "Aliens Kidnap the President" or somesuch, and then the next week the crisis would be completely forgotten. The audience never once thinking, "What ever happened to the President? Wouldn't that actually be a big deal in the real world if that happened?"
How many times can he scam and lie and his followers never call him on it?

...hates this country.
#2 | Posted by ClownShack

That implies that he gives a s..t one way or the other. I don't think he puts that much attention. If he can use it and profit, he will.

Comments on FB say they're proud to pay more for gas to help free the Iranians. You can't make this stuff up!