...Barron and Junior and Dumbo?
#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Don't forget Princess Sparkle Pony. Or maybe she doesn't have enough testosterone.

RC must have changed it. What was the original headline?

My question is..."So forking what!?". A furry can't fly a plane? Only straight missionary types have the skills? Why are these types so interested in what folks do in their off time?

Even a 3rd grader should know, if you lie all the time, nobody believes you when you actually tell the truth.

...assumed that the branches would...they did not anticipate...

#10 | Posted by gtbritishskull

Correct, they assumed the folks in power would have some honor.

Labor Day...brought to you by SOCIALISTS!

The American government is an honor system, King Dotard has no honor.

Always money for killin'!

I'm having a hard time with the fact that DeSantis is doing something I agree with. He just removed all Flock cameras on Florida highways.

Grindr is pumping up their servers.

Wait, weren't all the MAGAts crowing last week about how all their conspiracies were right and Fauchi was wrong? I guess he secretly infected this school in Texas as a revenge. The bastard!

Can someone please show me the verse or quote or whatever that allows folks to take a "religious" exemption from vaccines. Are they still allowed to take Tylenol or have open heart surgery?

Hey, freedum isn't free.

"The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles!"
#8 | Posted by donnerboy

I thought Old Charley stole the handle.
Now the train it won't stop going.

Does this count as treading? Cause I heard MAGAts are against that.

Always money for kilin'!

...the Mosquito State...
#8 | Posted by catdog

I remember waking up in my hammock out in the border waters and seeing the screen thick with a layer of mosquitos dying to get at me, their little beady eyes dripping with hunger.

My new name for King Dotard: Ignatius J. Reilly.

Can't deny it. Besides living with the hottest ---- in town, occasionally I hang with the old(er) dudes down on the boardwalk observing the local talent.

I love sloshing through the Everglades (although it's more like a desert at present), spent the weekend camping on Amelia Island searching for shark's teeth, and let's not forget the beautiful beaches. But I prefer to keep my mouth shut when my neighbor wears his "Gulf of America" hat.

I love Florida, I just hate most of the people that live here.

The American government is an honor system, MAGA has no honor.

As someone who recently had a near drowning experience in the ocean, I can attest to the helplessness you feel as you're struggling as hard as you can but not getting closer. Luckily, I am a strong swimmer and my yoga training teaches me to never give up. "You can do strong things"

Thanks Capitalism!

...vaccines were not known to the bronze age authors...
#6 | Posted by Nixon

Doesn't that describe like 99.9% of everything else in their lives?