Public birthday wishes are a tricky art. Some are cute! Others give the ick. But on the 54th birthday of Melania Trump, a new entry into the canon of birthday messages has emerged"and it defies neat categorization. "I want to start by wishing my wife Melania a very happy birthday," Donald Trump told reporters on Friday. "It would be nice to be with her but I'm at a courthouse for a rigged trial."
What a pathetic loser.
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