Friday, April 26, 2024

Sad Pathetic Man Wishes Estranged Wife Happy Birthday on TV

Public birthday wishes are a tricky art. Some are cute! Others give the ick. But on the 54th birthday of Melania Trump, a new entry into the canon of birthday messages has emerged"and it defies neat categorization. "I want to start by wishing my wife Melania a very happy birthday," Donald Trump told reporters on Friday. "It would be nice to be with her but I'm at a courthouse for a rigged trial."

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What a pathetic loser.

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"It would be nice to be with her but I'm at a courthouse for a rigged trial."

If you had been with her when your son was being born instead of banging a porn star, you could be.

#1 | Posted by jpw at 2024-04-26 09:38 PM

Or she would be in court with him. LOL

#2 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-04-26 09:52 PM

Happy birthday, Mercedes!

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-04-27 05:34 PM

So he forgot to get a card.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-04-28 09:04 PM

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