Tuesday, May 06, 2025

The American Pledge of Allegiance

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Oligarchy and to the Kleptocracy and Hypocrisy for which it stands, one nation under an invisible and intolerant Judeo-Christian God, with liberty for the wealthy and injustice for all."

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 03:34 AM | 2 COMMENTS | permalink

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-06 03:37 AM

A bit of editing (and white wine) improved my initial re-working of America's Pledge of Allegiance as we get ready to honor Kim Jong-Trumpf's birthday, Flag Day, and the US Army next month:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Oligarchic States of America and to the Kleptocracy and Hypocrisy for which it stands, one nation under an invisible and intolerant Judeo-Christian God, with liberty for white men and injustice for the rest of us."

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-06 03:03 PM

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