A staff mutiny forced the management of a plush British countryside pub to turn away JD Vance, just weeks after the same venue hosted Kamala Harris. The hillbilly VPOTUS had attempted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, an early 16th-century countryside pub with a Michelin Bib Gourmand, a prestigious award from the Michelin Guide that highlights restaurants offering excellent food at moderate prices. Charlbury was also the scene of a colorful demonstration against his visit. The "Dance Against Vance" protest was punctuated by placards dubbing him a "war criminal" and ridiculous images of JD Vance. Earlier on his vacation, JD Vance played golf at Dummkopf Trumpf's Turnberry course in South Ayrshire. UK authorities denied a USSS request for info about local residents' social media accounts. When the humiliated VPOTUS cavalcade finally left Charlbury, a resident remarked "good riddance."

JD Vance is on vacation again while millions of Americans are struggling to make ends meet and ex-federal employees fired by DOGE may still be seeking work. Inexplicably, the hillbilly VPOTUS is away from Washington DC during the Putin-Trumpf Alaska summit. In June 2024, the empty suit idiotically described Britain under the new Labor government as the world's first "truly Islamist country" to have a nuclear weapon, yet he chose to vacation there. The intergalactically unpopular pariah Dummkopf Trumpf will not be warmly met either by the Brits when he visits the UK from 17-19 Sep 2025. King Charles and the UK cabinet timed the invitation so that the Dotard would be unable to address Parliament which will be in recess. Sources: Imbecilic JD Vance Comment; drudge.com .