Stinky is decomposing in real time live on TV.

He hides his hands so you can't see the bruises on his hands.
He sits behind his desk so you can't see his cankles ballooning.
When he walks he drags his right foot noticeably.
He makes up names for Governors.
He forgot the name of the Pacific Ocean.
Claims he ended six wars...no wait it was seven wars...no wait now it is ten wars.

Has anyone let Jake Tapper know about this?