Senior junta members are pushing Dummkopf Trump to oust Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro from power. Sycophantic USSECSTATE Marco Rubio and other cabalists are formulating a broad campaign of US military pressure to force Maduro out. The vapid Marco Rubio is shaping an aggressive strategy, using intelligence provided by the CIA, bleating that Mr. Maduro is an illegitimate leader who oversees the export of drugs to the US. The Empty Suit in charge of the DoS alleges these drugs pose an "imminent threat," but drugs amounts smuggled to the US from Venezuela are marginal. The Trump junta deployed an armada of ships and 6,500 troops to the region, including ten F-35 Stealth fighters to Puerto Rico. The US task force launched illegal lethal attacks on civilian boats allegedly carrying drugs, ensuring that no survivors were left for interrogation or prosecution. The nefarious Trumpf junta also offered a 'Wild West-style' bounty of $50m for Nicolas Maduro.
In 2024, the DEA released an annual drug report which identified Colombia as the primary source of cocaine seized by the US. About 84% of the cocaine seized in the US was found to be originating from Colombian coca. The report does not mention Venezuela, a nation rich with petroleum and mineral resources. Sources: IDF-style Double Tap on Survivors; Bounty for Nicolas Maduro.

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