We have never, ever received a real health report on Trump.
He is not a healthy person.
Jayzus, just look at him.
A sloppy, stooping, sweaty mess.
And that's before the professionals are called in to prep him.
The makeup artists with their hawks and trowels.
Tooth polishers, tie tiers, hair arrangers drawn from the ranks of boardwalk cotton candy creationists ...
And, yet, still ...
Red of face, dripping sweat, beady red eyes ...
Mr. Perfect Health looks like he's just about to quite literally blow up.
What a mess.