#2 But, it is the Trump who's campaigning for his latest gold bauble.

That he'll never receive it is the fun... and the point.

Hit 'em where it hurts.

#2 For example, watch how the South Koreans have him figured out and just exactly how to troll the Trump:

A Burger King crown and a happy meal

But my favorite part of the summit is the menu they designed for Trump ... .

We've got a salad called "Reminiscing the Success Story of New York" with Trump's favorite Thousand Island dressing, which is basically Big Mac sauce.

We've got a Korean Platter of Sincerity with US Beef. We've got a "gochujang-ketchup glaze" and mini beef patties with ketchup, in case Trump can't find anything else on the menu to eat, because they know he's got the palate of a toddler.

And we've got a "Peacemaker's Dessert" that includes a gold-adorned brownie, because what else do you serve Scrooge fucking McDuck besides literal gold on a brownie.

So yes, South Korea basically gave Trump a Burger King crown and a happy meal with extra ketchup and patted him on the head and told him he's been a real good boy.

They mocked him right out in the open while making him feel like they were kissing the ring.

#8 "The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own. Pathetic," California Gov. Gavin Newsom wrote on X. The White House did not immediately return a request for comment.

You just cannot make this stuff up.

Nope.

Not at all.

RED LIGHT WARNING:

From X, the Nazi's bar:

@sahilkapur

With a "WOW!" President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and "royalties linked to Obamacare" that originated on a satirical website. That site's own About section reads: "Everything on this website is fiction... If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."

How long before one of the usual suspects on the right come on here and claim "royalties linked to Obamacare" is a real thing?